John Elman
b-enssky.bsky.social
John Elman
@b-enssky.bsky.social
BTC $66k.

And I’m the corpse—still breathing, still horny for green candles.
SOL? Already in hell.
XRP? Begging for mercy.
ADA? Forgot it existed.
But somewhere in the dark…
A whale just whispered: ‘buy’.
And I obeyed.
Because fear? That’s foreplay.
#CryptoFreak #BTC #MoonOrDoom #WhaleWhispers
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
🇺🇸 BREAKING: US Treasury greenlights BTC as bank collateral.
Deutsche Bank just parked 400M in cold steel.
Translation?
Your grandpa’s savings is about to smell like laser eyes.
We ain’t in Kansas anymore, Dorothy.
#CryptoStyle #BTC #BankingIsDead #LaserEyes
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
🚨 CRYPTO BLOODBATH FEB 2026 🚨
BTC $66k, SOL $80, XRP $1.36… everything’s down, hearts racing, charts screaming.
Feels like the end.
But Brazil wants a million BTC reserve. Indiana pensions eyeing ETFs. JPMorgan whispers—
“this dip? it’s foreplay.”
Hold tight. Or fold.
#Crypto #BTC #DiamondHands
February 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Crypto’s getting kinky tonight—
BTC $66K
SOL $80
XRP $1.36
ADA $0.27
SHIB $0.000006
Fed’s spanking us with high rates, ETFs bleeding slow, leverage… oh, the sweet pain. But whales? They’re tying knots, ready for the ride. #CryptoFreaky #BTC #SOL #XRP #ADA #SHIB
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Someone liked my post, it seems hashtags help
February 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
BREAKING: I'm new to Bluesky, can you give me some tips on how to find friends here? 😇

Is it necessary to use hashtags for posts so that they get better promotion?

#bluesky #newbie #friends
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM