I have an #HP #Zbook. A little bit of #trivia for you: The "Z" zbook actually stands for "Zillions of times heavier than it should be!"

Last night, I had a SEVERE asthma attack. August ran and got my inhaler. His #servicedog, the love of my life, hopped on the kitchen table and grabbed...

A screwdriver! 🪛

Oh my goodness, I love her. It kinda looks like my insulin pen, and she associated it with helping me.

What the hell would you be promoted to??

Lost one of my Pixel buds in a field Monday and it wouldn't pair to my phone. Myself and nine of my coworkers spent half an hour looking for it with no luck. Messing around, when I brought my service dog yesterday and had her sniff the one I had and said "find it"

She took 7 steps and dug it up 🥹

Just deleted X because I'm tired of getting so many bullshit notifications for a platform I never even used 😍

Cause why tf was every notification so right-leaning and even under my kinda content, every ad was such nonsense. Fuck Elon! 🫡

New planner/bullet journal setup season is my favorite time of year 🥹

Poured sticky nonsense down my shirt at work and had to give myself a sponge bath in the restroom 😐