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the last of the famous international playboys or whatever. dj, advocate, chaos goblin.
i updated my vision prescription and everything is in HD now and it’s too real im gonna die
December 21, 2024 at 7:07 PM
still crying
December 19, 2024 at 5:34 PM
santa claus is goin’ to town on that ass
December 16, 2024 at 5:27 AM
whenever i try to open youtube on my phone i open doordash and vice versa ugh
December 3, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Conclave was one of the greatest films i’ve seen this year so now it’s time to watch Hot Frosty since they’re basically the same movie
November 28, 2024 at 7:56 AM
getting physically assaulted by a drunk boneless twink is the greatest way to start thanksgiving weekend, thank you twink!!!!
November 27, 2024 at 9:13 AM
this is your yearly reminder that i do, in fact, love pumpkin pie more than anything else in the universe.
November 27, 2024 at 2:38 AM
People of Bluesky, let’s get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie?

Quote and share your answer in GIF form only
November 27, 2024 at 12:16 AM
i guess the middle of my hash brown stayed in the jack in the box fryer. this is just a bigass potato chip 😫
November 21, 2024 at 4:54 PM
when my pubes get too long it doesn’t form a bush, it just naturally middle-parts and makes my dick look like snoopy
November 20, 2024 at 5:32 PM
currently playing in my head:
2NE1 - DO YOU LOVE ME M/V
YouTube video by 2NE1
youtu.be
November 20, 2024 at 12:57 AM
and i mean it
Today is National Have A Bad Day Day.
November 19, 2024 at 10:04 PM
i’m having the worst time having a bank account, someone forward me $20,000 to see if it’s working correctly
November 19, 2024 at 10:01 PM
as it turns out, i <i>did</i> party rock too close to the sun.
November 17, 2024 at 9:14 PM
i feel like such a boomer trying to transfer my digital debit card manually into apple pay when the auto-add button is right there. i have trust issues idk
November 14, 2024 at 3:52 PM
in other news i’m going to palm springs for a couple days starting tomorrow and my debit card just got deactivated because of fraudulent activity lmfaoooooooo
November 13, 2024 at 10:49 PM
oh and i’m here because threads is wack lmfao logging in there feels like a million wizards asking riddles with really obvious answers
November 13, 2024 at 10:47 PM
i know what you’re here for
November 13, 2024 at 7:52 PM
oh wow
October 23, 2024 at 9:15 PM
i hate that my first post is that i didn’t get anything in the stayc presale 😭
August 29, 2023 at 5:09 PM