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I wish I had beautiful hands.
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I wish I had beautiful hands.
There's not a goose on this earth to which I have not said boo, and I have the scars to prove it.
October 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
There's not a goose on this earth to which I have not said boo, and I have the scars to prove it.
Gone in the ass.
October 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Gone in the ass.
I need some scientists to come over right now.
October 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I need some scientists to come over right now.
It's gastronomically essential to ensure some skin goes into the grated cheese.
October 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
It's gastronomically essential to ensure some skin goes into the grated cheese.
Elephant and Castle is just castles now.
September 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Elephant and Castle is just castles now.
I want off, so I can get back on.
September 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I want off, so I can get back on.
last person alive commenting under every YouTube video the year with a question mark
May 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
last person alive commenting under every YouTube video the year with a question mark
Gulags for mobile game devs.
May 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Gulags for mobile game devs.
Going tariffmode
April 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Going tariffmode
I'm isolated from global financial winds because my phone tariff is locked into another year.
April 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I'm isolated from global financial winds because my phone tariff is locked into another year.
please, I don't wanna go any kinda mode
April 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
please, I don't wanna go any kinda mode
Wife left me and took the lighter
March 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Wife left me and took the lighter
The flood waters reached the lowest clouds. How the trailer had stayed afloat is beyond me. When the water receded, we'd run aground where the bluebells grow. Everyone had survived but it took all day to find where everything had gone. I couldn't believe that we hadn't sank.
March 2, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The flood waters reached the lowest clouds. How the trailer had stayed afloat is beyond me. When the water receded, we'd run aground where the bluebells grow. Everyone had survived but it took all day to find where everything had gone. I couldn't believe that we hadn't sank.
Going out to smoke an outdoor cig so the indoor cigs get their lustre back.
February 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Going out to smoke an outdoor cig so the indoor cigs get their lustre back.
Knees week arms are heavy, can't miss knees week just coz my arms are heavy, spaghetti, spaghetti, yeti spaghetti.
October 24, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Knees week arms are heavy, can't miss knees week just coz my arms are heavy, spaghetti, spaghetti, yeti spaghetti.
Augmenting my lower intestine with the Broker Class model in order to receive a slight buff in fine sphincter reaction speed.
three coffees no lunch debuff
October 24, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Augmenting my lower intestine with the Broker Class model in order to receive a slight buff in fine sphincter reaction speed.
I'm not fighting for my life on the toilet, I'm fighting for a life on the toilet.
September 6, 2024 at 8:53 AM
I'm not fighting for my life on the toilet, I'm fighting for a life on the toilet.
cigs 🤝🏼 gelato
June 13, 2024 at 3:41 PM
cigs 🤝🏼 gelato
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hey I know me and the rest of the desert mech crawler have brought up your water consumption levels before, but we just found your journal full of piss erotica
June 3, 2024 at 10:51 AM
hey I know me and the rest of the desert mech crawler have brought up your water consumption levels before, but we just found your journal full of piss erotica
The shadows on the wall are emails, leave the cave. Automatic reply set: I have left your world of false phrases, I walk upon plains of Avalon now, I'm out of the office until Tuesday.
June 3, 2024 at 8:12 AM
The shadows on the wall are emails, leave the cave. Automatic reply set: I have left your world of false phrases, I walk upon plains of Avalon now, I'm out of the office until Tuesday.
I spent the day melting into air.
May 23, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I spent the day melting into air.
Wife left me and took the rizla
April 26, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Wife left me and took the rizla
Arriving at a point, suspended on a monorail, somewhere in the centre of neoStockholm, and far below me, in pixelation, the scene of a violent crime lay.
February 17, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Arriving at a point, suspended on a monorail, somewhere in the centre of neoStockholm, and far below me, in pixelation, the scene of a violent crime lay.