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Alzee Kristianson
@ayanzyl.bsky.social
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Alzee/Amanda|22|any pronouns


🩢Solomon🩢 (hypo bci)
🩢Milo🩢 (dumpster weasel-cat)
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Thought it would be cute to post this. Solomon when I first weighed him (~5mo) to most recent weighing (2yo)!
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A small snake in a bucket being weighed. The scale reads 118g. The same snake but bigger now! The scale reads 380g.
August 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Solomon's second rat !
It's his first time having a piebald rodent too! He was really quick to strike and eat it. He must like rats. πŸ₯°πŸ€­
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A snake that has just grabbed a (dead) rat by the head and is preparing to eat it. The rat is further into the mouth of the snake. Its paws are sticking out. Even further in. The snake's throat is expanding outwards and just the back feet and tail of the rat is visible. Almost done swallowing the rat!
August 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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If you don't baby talk your pet then what are you even doing??

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July 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Why is the video quality so bad 😭😭😭
June 13, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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He's majestic, I promise

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June 13, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Why is the video quality so bad? 😭
June 13, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Everyone say 'Happy Birthday Solomon' !! πŸ₯³
My son is 2 years old !!
He's tripled in weight since I got him and I couldn't be more proud.

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May 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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My baby boy's gonna be 2 soon !!

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April 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Tongue :P

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A boa resting on a shoulder. His head is in focus in the camera and his tongue is flicked out in the process of sniffing.
April 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Haven't posted in a while !! And the boy was shedding for a week. But have some late night explorin' featuring Solomon <3

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April 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Hate to derail from the everything, but can I say you absolutely nailed how snakes look??? Like YES they are not just tubes ! Folds and 'corners' and shapes :33 10/10 ✨✨✨
February 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Gonna watch my son try and fail to eat a dead mouse abt it 😭
February 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Went into a store today and asked if they're hiring. They said employees have to be over 16. Bitch, I'm 22 😭😭😭😭
February 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Baby photo of Milo. And last night snuggles <3
Dumpster boy is all grown up !!
February 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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The silliest noodle
(Yes, I had a mini photoshoot with Solomon)
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Solomon (a boa constrictor) lifting his head slightly, peeking out from under a leaf. There is red light bathing the scene from overhead. Solomon peeking out from behind a wet branch, having been freshly spritzed. There is fake foliage in the background and his tail tip is draped over the branch. A closeup of Solomon, showing the small water droplets on his head. Solomon has turned his head slightly to the viewer. It makes him look very derpy.
February 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Truly no thoughts, head empty.
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February 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Oh my god !!!! He's so cute 😭😭
January 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Not a single braincell in his little boa head πŸ˜”

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A closeup of a beautiful, lovely little red-tailed boa named Solomon. He ressembles the 'polite cat' meme. Complete with a vacant, unblinking (no eyelids) stare. He is blissfully resting on a dark grey hoodie (MY hoodie).
January 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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My beautiful baby boy. I love him so much 😭

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January 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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There was a two hour time difference in between these two photos. The boy barely moved 😭
#addHerper #🐍
January 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Guess who held a western hognose ✨
January 21, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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I have ant friends now
January 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Realistically, how much would I have to pay someone to get them to take a sip of mouse-water
January 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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My other son
January 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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My son is so beautiful
(zoom in on the scales)
January 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM