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alicia
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still posting like it’s 2014
am i incompetent or is it really hard to stop a screen recording
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
knitting will have you asking yourself hard questions like does my sweater really need sleeves?
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
did a dumpling crawl and ate 27 dumplings at 6 different restaurants. really fun. feeling surprisingly good. t.roots was the winner in case you’re ever in northampton massachusetts
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i wish bagel with cream cheese had the same nutritional profile as a salad
October 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
love my french lessons so much. the guy is in a different country every time. he's in ulaanbataar today. we spend an hour debating topics like "does cancel culture go too far?" and "is humor subjective?" and then he tells me french idioms
July 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I take a very “you never know when you might need it” approach to making flashcards
June 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
can't go for a walk because we have rolling thunderstorms, can't go to the gym because it's closed, have to start scaling the walls like a gecko in order to get my energy out
June 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
pleased to announce the polar seltzer company took my feedback into consideration and changed the label of one of their beverages from strawberry créme (incorrect) to strawberry crème (correct)
June 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
by far my favorite thing about France is that none of their cans require a can opener. It’s a pull tab country baby
May 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
sign reads “please don’t let the cat in, she asks for too many pets” LET HER IN!!!!!!
May 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
five months ago the guy at my boyfriend's local boulangerie corrected me for misgendering a baguette and today he corrected me on my pronunciation of “vanille”. this guy is on a one man mission to protect the french language from me
May 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
sometimes an older car drives by and it’s like wow i can’t believe the world used to smell this bad all the time
May 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i think you should be allowed to do blackmail if your reasons are noble
May 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
have just learned the french word for bachelor/bachelorette party literally translates to “funeral for the life of a young woman/man” (enterrement pour la vie d’un.e jeune garçon/fille)
May 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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cherries, painted by deborah griscom passmore, 1897
May 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
it's connie converse season. it's the season for listening to connie converse. which is all the time. but especially now
April 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
top 5 things i hate about driving:
1. when i have to merge
2. when someone else has to merge
3. driving next to a truck (either side)
4. being peer pressured to turn right on red
5. unprotected left turns
April 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i think linking to a youtube slideshow and calling it a 3d tour should be punishable by law
April 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
child behind me on a roller coaster screamed “i never asked for this” as we sped down a hil
April 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
taking a break from mainlining ethel cain with a little crank that soulja boy
April 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
just me or is pastina having a cultural moment
April 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The guy they got to do the phone tree for the MA dept of revenue sounds like he’s delivering a poignant monologue. really good stuff
April 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
if all of the language learning tools available today existed when i was 15 i would be extremely fluent in french by now
April 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
something as simple as choosing a new mascara can be so harrowing
April 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the four seasons: summer, fall, winter, and matzo
April 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM