UrAwkwardUncle
@awkwardmunky.bsky.social
NSFW | 18+ | 📍Los Angeles
“I’m a lazy 50yo bougie bitch.” -Pedro 💕
“I’m a lazy 50yo bougie bitch.” -Pedro 💕
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Only a tiny bit hung over after my friend’s holiday party last night
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Only a tiny bit hung over after my friend’s holiday party last night
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Tall, nerdy and with a pretty big dick. Not too bad
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Tall, nerdy and with a pretty big dick. Not too bad
You guys just look how beautifully golden brown this tuna melt I made for myself turned out 🤤
December 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You guys just look how beautifully golden brown this tuna melt I made for myself turned out 🤤
What beers are you boys into? Lately I’ve been into Sapporo. I just recently realized that I don’t have to be eating sushi to enjoy it.
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 AM
What beers are you boys into? Lately I’ve been into Sapporo. I just recently realized that I don’t have to be eating sushi to enjoy it.
Uuuugh
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Uuuugh
brb screaming into the void
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
brb screaming into the void
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Dad is a little tipsy from Thanksgiving dinner. What you up to son?
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Dad is a little tipsy from Thanksgiving dinner. What you up to son?
lol I’m so high in this pic
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
lol I’m so high in this pic
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Best way to start the week 🐶🐽😵💫💦
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Best way to start the week 🐶🐽😵💫💦
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Thick, hairy, and heavy.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Thick, hairy, and heavy.
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This is my yearly reminder to wear your sunscreen even in the fall/wintwr. Sun damage is cumulative and it’s the first signs of aging. Wear sunscreen, get on PrEP, drink some water, and live your best non heteronormative life 🥰
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is my yearly reminder to wear your sunscreen even in the fall/wintwr. Sun damage is cumulative and it’s the first signs of aging. Wear sunscreen, get on PrEP, drink some water, and live your best non heteronormative life 🥰
Good cuddle weather we’re having
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Good cuddle weather we’re having
Mirror could be cleaner
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Mirror could be cleaner
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All cleaned up with nowhere to go
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
All cleaned up with nowhere to go
In the mood to play some breath of the wild
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
In the mood to play some breath of the wild
Really love how my new bedroom is coming along. Still a bit to go. Need to put some art work on the walls still but little by little
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Really love how my new bedroom is coming along. Still a bit to go. Need to put some art work on the walls still but little by little
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Doesn't like being contained
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Doesn't like being contained
Ngl im kinda sad I didn’t get one of those Starbucks bearista cups. Woulda made a great bong.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Ngl im kinda sad I didn’t get one of those Starbucks bearista cups. Woulda made a great bong.
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Eagle was busier than expected. Figured everyone would be in PS.
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Eagle was busier than expected. Figured everyone would be in PS.
Uuugh feral. Send help.
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Uuugh feral. Send help.