Amanda Holland
@awkwardholland.bsky.social
Biding my time as a comedy writer until the ocean aliens need a dry land tour guide. 🏳️🌈 I put the Aw in AwkwardLesbianWithAnxiety 🏳️🌈
When asked why Jewel attended the inauguration, she said, “his hands are small I know…”
January 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
When asked why Jewel attended the inauguration, she said, “his hands are small I know…”
The emotional journey I went on tonight of mourning TikTok to then being disgusted by TikTok for praising the man that started this #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 8:07 AM
The emotional journey I went on tonight of mourning TikTok to then being disgusted by TikTok for praising the man that started this #tiktokban
Between the studios behavior (which led to the strikes) and now this, seems like it’s time to start investing in Indie!
Trump announces that Jon Voight, Mel Gibson and Sylvester Stallone will be his Ambassadors to Hollywood.
January 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Between the studios behavior (which led to the strikes) and now this, seems like it’s time to start investing in Indie!
If bigots think gays have the power to start fires or take down whole cities just by existing, I think it’s time we lean into it.
Yes, my fire powers are strong and if you continue to threaten my rights, I will take down your precious golf courses! You’ll have no way to avoid your family now!
Yes, my fire powers are strong and if you continue to threaten my rights, I will take down your precious golf courses! You’ll have no way to avoid your family now!
a cartoon character is laughing with his mouth open in front of a fire .
ALT: a cartoon character is laughing with his mouth open in front of a fire .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If bigots think gays have the power to start fires or take down whole cities just by existing, I think it’s time we lean into it.
Yes, my fire powers are strong and if you continue to threaten my rights, I will take down your precious golf courses! You’ll have no way to avoid your family now!
Yes, my fire powers are strong and if you continue to threaten my rights, I will take down your precious golf courses! You’ll have no way to avoid your family now!
Does anyone else oscillate between
“Follow my dreams! Write like the wind! Work on that project!”
And
“Nothing matters. Hollywood is dead. Just go live life before the world ends.”
“Follow my dreams! Write like the wind! Work on that project!”
And
“Nothing matters. Hollywood is dead. Just go live life before the world ends.”
January 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Does anyone else oscillate between
“Follow my dreams! Write like the wind! Work on that project!”
And
“Nothing matters. Hollywood is dead. Just go live life before the world ends.”
“Follow my dreams! Write like the wind! Work on that project!”
And
“Nothing matters. Hollywood is dead. Just go live life before the world ends.”
Well, well, well, America.
January 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Well, well, well, America.
Waking up on New Year’s Day like…
January 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Waking up on New Year’s Day like…
MOM:
A light just went out above us when we passed… you know what that means?
ME:
*gasps* Swingers?
MOM:
Ghosts.
A light just went out above us when we passed… you know what that means?
ME:
*gasps* Swingers?
MOM:
Ghosts.
December 29, 2024 at 3:37 AM
MOM:
A light just went out above us when we passed… you know what that means?
ME:
*gasps* Swingers?
MOM:
Ghosts.
A light just went out above us when we passed… you know what that means?
ME:
*gasps* Swingers?
MOM:
Ghosts.
What I say:
“I can’t wait to see what they do with #Wicked Part 2. It’s gonna be so thrilling!”
What I mean:
“I can’t wait to see what they do with “As Long As You’re Mine”. It’s gonna be so horny!”
“I can’t wait to see what they do with #Wicked Part 2. It’s gonna be so thrilling!”
What I mean:
“I can’t wait to see what they do with “As Long As You’re Mine”. It’s gonna be so horny!”
December 5, 2024 at 1:15 AM
What I say:
“I can’t wait to see what they do with #Wicked Part 2. It’s gonna be so thrilling!”
What I mean:
“I can’t wait to see what they do with “As Long As You’re Mine”. It’s gonna be so horny!”
“I can’t wait to see what they do with #Wicked Part 2. It’s gonna be so thrilling!”
What I mean:
“I can’t wait to see what they do with “As Long As You’re Mine”. It’s gonna be so horny!”
I would like to pitch the movie “Carol” where everyone is a muppet except for Therese.
Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
December 2, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I would like to pitch the movie “Carol” where everyone is a muppet except for Therese.
You just got to the Emerald City… I grew up in these streets!
December 1, 2024 at 7:59 PM
You just got to the Emerald City… I grew up in these streets!
My girlfriend is a millionaire
…in Animal Crossing.
…in Animal Crossing.
a cartoon of a raccoon standing next to a pile of bells and holding a blue shirt .
ALT: a cartoon of a raccoon standing next to a pile of bells and holding a blue shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 4:42 AM
My girlfriend is a millionaire
…in Animal Crossing.
…in Animal Crossing.
Resisted the urge to shout "KISS!" at the screen while watching Wicked TWICE. That's called growth.
Anyway, off to search #Gelphie on AO3
Anyway, off to search #Gelphie on AO3
November 22, 2024 at 8:55 AM
Resisted the urge to shout "KISS!" at the screen while watching Wicked TWICE. That's called growth.
Anyway, off to search #Gelphie on AO3
Anyway, off to search #Gelphie on AO3
It's Transgender Day of Remembrance
Hug your trans friends today!
Honor the ones we've lost.
Love the ones who are here with us.
💙💗🤍💗💙
Hug your trans friends today!
Honor the ones we've lost.
Love the ones who are here with us.
💙💗🤍💗💙
November 21, 2024 at 1:23 AM
It's Transgender Day of Remembrance
Hug your trans friends today!
Honor the ones we've lost.
Love the ones who are here with us.
💙💗🤍💗💙
Hug your trans friends today!
Honor the ones we've lost.
Love the ones who are here with us.
💙💗🤍💗💙
New episode of #AreStraightPeopleOkay is live on YouTube!
We're talking #LoveIsBlind s7, coming out during the holidays and it's the return of our fav segment, "Maybe Don't Get Married!"
youtu.be/KHg7pCDE2jg?...
We're talking #LoveIsBlind s7, coming out during the holidays and it's the return of our fav segment, "Maybe Don't Get Married!"
youtu.be/KHg7pCDE2jg?...
The Straights are WILD on Love Is Blind • Are Straight People Okay?
YouTube video by Fruity TV
youtu.be
November 20, 2024 at 12:46 AM
New episode of #AreStraightPeopleOkay is live on YouTube!
We're talking #LoveIsBlind s7, coming out during the holidays and it's the return of our fav segment, "Maybe Don't Get Married!"
youtu.be/KHg7pCDE2jg?...
We're talking #LoveIsBlind s7, coming out during the holidays and it's the return of our fav segment, "Maybe Don't Get Married!"
youtu.be/KHg7pCDE2jg?...
If on Twitter you tweet,
What do you do on BlueSky?
Is this blueing? Should I blue this?
What do you do on BlueSky?
Is this blueing? Should I blue this?
a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man .
ALT: a man with blue paint on his body and glasses is talking to another man .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 6:37 PM
If on Twitter you tweet,
What do you do on BlueSky?
Is this blueing? Should I blue this?
What do you do on BlueSky?
Is this blueing? Should I blue this?
Just curious what the television and movie industry is like for the Ocean Aliens and if anyone knows how I can pitch to them?
It's a show about a desperate, land dwelling, writer who moves to an underwater city to pursue her dreams. A real human in water comedy.
It's a show about a desperate, land dwelling, writer who moves to an underwater city to pursue her dreams. A real human in water comedy.
November 16, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Just curious what the television and movie industry is like for the Ocean Aliens and if anyone knows how I can pitch to them?
It's a show about a desperate, land dwelling, writer who moves to an underwater city to pursue her dreams. A real human in water comedy.
It's a show about a desperate, land dwelling, writer who moves to an underwater city to pursue her dreams. A real human in water comedy.
Sometimes I write cold opens for shows that are no longer on...
This is "Charles Watches The Bear" for #Brooklyn99
This is "Charles Watches The Bear" for #Brooklyn99
November 16, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Sometimes I write cold opens for shows that are no longer on...
This is "Charles Watches The Bear" for #Brooklyn99
This is "Charles Watches The Bear" for #Brooklyn99
Welcome to our underwater overlords! Honored to be among the few to show you how people on dry land live.
First stop on our tour, my living room. I'm in the middle of a Gilmore Girls binge and I have pizza on the way. This stop will last about eight hours and come with complimentary sweat pants.
First stop on our tour, my living room. I'm in the middle of a Gilmore Girls binge and I have pizza on the way. This stop will last about eight hours and come with complimentary sweat pants.
November 16, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Welcome to our underwater overlords! Honored to be among the few to show you how people on dry land live.
First stop on our tour, my living room. I'm in the middle of a Gilmore Girls binge and I have pizza on the way. This stop will last about eight hours and come with complimentary sweat pants.
First stop on our tour, my living room. I'm in the middle of a Gilmore Girls binge and I have pizza on the way. This stop will last about eight hours and come with complimentary sweat pants.