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Awful Minecraft Updates
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The last things you’d ever want to see in the patch notes
Added Herobrine.
October 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Rowing a boat will now induce hunger at the same rate as sprinting and jumping.
October 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One block in the Nether has been changed to equate to 5 blocks in the Overworld. Portal links that are no longer valid as a result of this change will generate new valid portals.
October 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If a single type of mob naturally spawns at least twice as frequently as all others in the same chunk in any given 10 minute interval, spawning of that mob will now stop for the next 10 minutes to preserve spawning randomness.
October 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Endermen can now pick up entities in addition to blocks, including boats.
October 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
To more accurately depict real world trash accumulation, dropped junk items like poisonous potatoes will no longer despawn.
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Cave Spiders can now spawn at all light levels.
October 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Ender Pearls that take more than 5 minutes to trigger a teleport will now hatch into endermites and despawn.
October 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Dropped Gunpowder will now explode on contact with fire or lava, with each item causing an individual explosion.
October 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Active furnaces now have a small chance set nearby blocks on fire.
October 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Beds used in the Nether now set the user’s spawn before exploding.
October 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Curse of Binding is no longer visible until after afflicted items are equipped.
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
- Shulker boxes now always come with Curse of Vanishing
October 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM