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Camrod BaHalu approached the table. Camrod Denara-Lanoea got up from the table to greet him.
"We've got a problem," Camrod whispered.
"Oh no," said Camrod, "we're being watched."
"Is it them?" Camrod nodded towards a group of elves to his left.
"No, it's them," replied Camrod nodding to his left.
April 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"BOOM!" shouted the explosion. Joane dove for cover and landed hard. "THUD!" screamed her landing.
March 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Blood poured from Mering's mouth as he fell. Luckily, Mering was a vampire and it wasn't his blood; it was from the guy he was sucking.
January 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A Dargon suddenly flew out from behind the mountain. Hailyas noted it looked similar to a Dragon, but not nearly as cliché.
January 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"Priest! Heal me! I'm wounded!" he cried.
The priest looked inside his bag. "I think I have some ibuprofen? I'm sorry. I'm not a doctor."
December 10, 2024 at 3:56 PM
"No, I expect you to die," Phasmron said. Then he began to laugh. Then he actually did laugh. Then he stopped laughing. He was just smiling now.
December 3, 2024 at 3:35 PM
The sea reminded him of a huge sea. The sky was like a cloudy sky without the clouds. And his rage burned like some sort of burning rage.
November 27, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Seven Onion Rings were given to the Dwarf Lords, as part of their seven combo meals.
November 23, 2024 at 9:56 PM
"I smash you to nothing!" bellowed the ogre.
"That's physically impossible," said Dean. The others agreed, and the ogre admitted he was wrong.
November 14, 2024 at 3:29 PM
No one answered his cries for help. (This will make more sense later when you find out he's been dead the whole time.) Was he going crazy?
November 7, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Suits of armor lined the dimly lit corridor. Chain mail bow ties and iron cummerbunds glistened in the torchlight.
October 28, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Sue was sobbing, knowing she was pregnant by her husband Ted's best friend. A zombie was in the background. Sue had to tell Ted the truth.
October 24, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Huta typed on his Spaceship console in the year 3405 AD. It was a shitty, beige CRT monitor system just like 1970s sci-fi movies predicted.
September 25, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Loraa continued into the labyrinth. She went right, left, left again, straight, right, wolves killed her, parts of her went left, right...
September 18, 2024 at 1:57 AM