awesomejimjam
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Y’all aren’t ready for the kind of thighs I’m bringing to the goml hotel gym and pool
June 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Y’all aren’t ready for the kind of thighs I’m bringing to the goml hotel gym and pool
Fav band this year
Subsonic Eye recorded a beautiful live session playing the three singles from their latest album 'Singapore Dreaming' 💫🎸
Subsonic Eye - Songs from Singapore Dreaming (Live)
YouTube video by Subsonic Eye
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June 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Fav band this year
Please for fuck’s sake if there’s a greater force out there who’s listening - please let zohran win this election, we need a dub so bad rn
June 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Please for fuck’s sake if there’s a greater force out there who’s listening - please let zohran win this election, we need a dub so bad rn
Nobody’s better at eating cereal with their hands while they’re drunk than me.
June 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Nobody’s better at eating cereal with their hands while they’re drunk than me.
If you hit me on your citibike I’m cancelling your next depop order and not refunding you
May 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If you hit me on your citibike I’m cancelling your next depop order and not refunding you
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hitting some ledgedashes would be wonderful but these titties aren’t going to suck themselves.
May 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
hitting some ledgedashes would be wonderful but these titties aren’t going to suck themselves.
People kept saying that as you grow up your tastes become largely defined by the time you leave college. I’ve found this to be largely untrue. I love yacht rock now
April 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
People kept saying that as you grow up your tastes become largely defined by the time you leave college. I’ve found this to be largely untrue. I love yacht rock now
Personally I find it indefensible if you are a plain vanilla ice cream with no toppings enjoyer
April 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Personally I find it indefensible if you are a plain vanilla ice cream with no toppings enjoyer
Feeling kinda freaky ‘cause the automatic paper towel dispenser wouldn’t work so I had to finger it a little to get the next sheet out
April 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Feeling kinda freaky ‘cause the automatic paper towel dispenser wouldn’t work so I had to finger it a little to get the next sheet out
Can’t believe my freaky ass used to pop each edamame bean out individually before eating it
April 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Can’t believe my freaky ass used to pop each edamame bean out individually before eating it
Yeah I’m built different - incorrectly
March 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Yeah I’m built different - incorrectly
“To be loved is to be known” I think to myself as the deli guy starts making my sandwich as soon as I walk in
March 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“To be loved is to be known” I think to myself as the deli guy starts making my sandwich as soon as I walk in
Smoking that shit that made Jennifer love Hewitt
February 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Smoking that shit that made Jennifer love Hewitt
Some people with fake jobs will really be out here posting videos with a cat on their lap being like “wahh how am I supposed to work like this 😣” FUCK YOUUUU
February 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Some people with fake jobs will really be out here posting videos with a cat on their lap being like “wahh how am I supposed to work like this 😣” FUCK YOUUUU
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
February 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
When I’m in phone mode in bed, sometimes I avoid looking at the time just so I can feel like I went to bed earlier than I really am
February 24, 2025 at 5:29 AM
When I’m in phone mode in bed, sometimes I avoid looking at the time just so I can feel like I went to bed earlier than I really am
Kind of sucks knowing I’ll never again get my hair washed when I get a haircut
February 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Kind of sucks knowing I’ll never again get my hair washed when I get a haircut
We are not the same. I do not play with the cat so I can show my Instagram followers.
February 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We are not the same. I do not play with the cat so I can show my Instagram followers.
We’ve gotta go put a trans flag on the moon
February 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
We’ve gotta go put a trans flag on the moon
Made out like a bandit because you know I’m stealing kisses
February 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Made out like a bandit because you know I’m stealing kisses
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Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
February 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
They should make likes public here. What’re you freaks looking at on the butterfly app
February 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
They should make likes public here. What’re you freaks looking at on the butterfly app
I know Faye Webster sounds like that but, like, seeing that voice come out of someone’s real-life face is really confusing
January 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I know Faye Webster sounds like that but, like, seeing that voice come out of someone’s real-life face is really confusing
“Do not lean on door” Do not enjoy snacks. Do not smoke cigarettes. Fuck you
January 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“Do not lean on door” Do not enjoy snacks. Do not smoke cigarettes. Fuck you
Don’t ever let me catch any of you fools holding onto the railing while walking up an incline on a treadmill.
January 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Don’t ever let me catch any of you fools holding onto the railing while walking up an incline on a treadmill.