we as a society have surpassed the need for Oklahoma
July 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
we as a society have surpassed the need for Oklahoma
Daily affirmations: 🕯️my meetings will get cancelled 🕯️my meetings will all end early🕯️my meetings will get rescheduled to next week and THEN cancelled🕯️
June 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Daily affirmations: 🕯️my meetings will get cancelled 🕯️my meetings will all end early🕯️my meetings will get rescheduled to next week and THEN cancelled🕯️
I think the government should pay me 300,000 dollars a year for providing an air whimsy anywhere I go. It’s a service and somebody has to do it 😔
June 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I think the government should pay me 300,000 dollars a year for providing an air whimsy anywhere I go. It’s a service and somebody has to do it 😔
if anyone wanted to know I now own 7 gargoyles
May 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
if anyone wanted to know I now own 7 gargoyles
Exuding an extreme act of bravery this morning (going into the office when my tummy hurts)
May 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Exuding an extreme act of bravery this morning (going into the office when my tummy hurts)
me: wow I desperately need a new job
also me: I hope the interviewer forgets to call me today
also me: I hope the interviewer forgets to call me today
April 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
me: wow I desperately need a new job
also me: I hope the interviewer forgets to call me today
also me: I hope the interviewer forgets to call me today
Bulgarian split squats are the closest thing we have to present day Medieval torture
April 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Bulgarian split squats are the closest thing we have to present day Medieval torture
POV: you open a text from me, but the twist is that I am annoying
April 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
POV: you open a text from me, but the twist is that I am annoying
You’re in his DMs?
Well I’m at his house and he’s listening to me yap for 45 minutes straight about how I was digging through the goodwill bins book section like a deranged raccoon,,,, we are NOT the same 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
Well I’m at his house and he’s listening to me yap for 45 minutes straight about how I was digging through the goodwill bins book section like a deranged raccoon,,,, we are NOT the same 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
April 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
You’re in his DMs?
Well I’m at his house and he’s listening to me yap for 45 minutes straight about how I was digging through the goodwill bins book section like a deranged raccoon,,,, we are NOT the same 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
Well I’m at his house and he’s listening to me yap for 45 minutes straight about how I was digging through the goodwill bins book section like a deranged raccoon,,,, we are NOT the same 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
just me and my luteal phase against the world
April 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
just me and my luteal phase against the world
Every time a company guts an entire department with a mass layoff, a McKinsey consultant gets their Patagonia vest
March 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Every time a company guts an entire department with a mass layoff, a McKinsey consultant gets their Patagonia vest
All RTO has done for me is reignite my passion for stealing office supplies
March 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
All RTO has done for me is reignite my passion for stealing office supplies
RTO but it’s just me burning popcorn and microwaving tuna in the communal kitchen until someone tells me to stay home
February 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
RTO but it’s just me burning popcorn and microwaving tuna in the communal kitchen until someone tells me to stay home
Idk why the people in this football game don’t just catch the ball more???? Kind of your whole job, sweaty smh
January 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Idk why the people in this football game don’t just catch the ball more???? Kind of your whole job, sweaty smh
Everyone shut up and look at these Rainbow Fish prints I got for 4 & 5 dollars 😤😤😤😤
January 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Everyone shut up and look at these Rainbow Fish prints I got for 4 & 5 dollars 😤😤😤😤
Now that TikTok’s gone wtf am I supposed to do all day? My job? Talk to my boyfriend? Establish meaningful connections in my community? 🤮🤮
January 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Now that TikTok’s gone wtf am I supposed to do all day? My job? Talk to my boyfriend? Establish meaningful connections in my community? 🤮🤮
Me rn, if anyone even cares
January 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me rn, if anyone even cares