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If you post about limbus company I will mute you, it's not personal I just don't know who those people are and everytime anyone says "heathcliff" they end up in my feeds
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I don't need to "get laid" I need a boy with resting victorian consumptionface and an ill fitting coat and ruffled shirt to disagree with me on art
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 AM
I don't need to "get laid" I need a boy with resting victorian consumptionface and an ill fitting coat and ruffled shirt to disagree with me on art
I really wanna tell people to read the Jakarta Method, but honestly this one was even dumber
a 20th century full of CIA-backed coups + anti-communist operations + US invasions, & there's still yankees acting as if they haven't been "the bad guys" this whole time. millions dead, tortured, "disappeared", forced to choose between exile or living under a US-backed dictatorship. b/c of the US!
January 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I really wanna tell people to read the Jakarta Method, but honestly this one was even dumber
Anyway, read Ringmaster, one of the best biographies I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing
It's 2026, you no longer need to watch WWE.
January 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Anyway, read Ringmaster, one of the best biographies I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing
This is just a series of @guypussy.bsky.social posts
It's a new year's tradition unlike any other. You'll laugh, you'll cry, some of you will have sympathy pains, and many of us will ask questions of how or why!
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year? | Defector
Getting stuff stuck in your rectum is so 2025. Doing Looney Tunes–style violence to your groin is the new hotness. Below are some very real, very gnarly penis injuries suffered by Americans. All descr...
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January 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
This is just a series of @guypussy.bsky.social posts
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
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the grinch was a victim of whoville segregation due to not being racially pure by who standards
the whos were inbred habsburgs and forced the grinch into isolation on mt crumpet
why is there only one grinch
the whos committed ethnic cleansing thats why
the whos were inbred habsburgs and forced the grinch into isolation on mt crumpet
why is there only one grinch
the whos committed ethnic cleansing thats why
Grinch innocent. The whos were racist.
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
the grinch was a victim of whoville segregation due to not being racially pure by who standards
the whos were inbred habsburgs and forced the grinch into isolation on mt crumpet
why is there only one grinch
the whos committed ethnic cleansing thats why
the whos were inbred habsburgs and forced the grinch into isolation on mt crumpet
why is there only one grinch
the whos committed ethnic cleansing thats why
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Update: levels checked, I'm ovulating
I love the American Medical System 👍
Love getting labs scheduled and discovering it was for a year from now 👍
Love my endocrinologist not having any appointments until July 👍
Doctors are definitely an avenue towards better care and totally aren't a barrier to receiving care at all 👍
Love getting labs scheduled and discovering it was for a year from now 👍
Love my endocrinologist not having any appointments until July 👍
Doctors are definitely an avenue towards better care and totally aren't a barrier to receiving care at all 👍
December 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Update: levels checked, I'm ovulating
I love the American Medical System 👍
Love getting labs scheduled and discovering it was for a year from now 👍
Love my endocrinologist not having any appointments until July 👍
Doctors are definitely an avenue towards better care and totally aren't a barrier to receiving care at all 👍
Love getting labs scheduled and discovering it was for a year from now 👍
Love my endocrinologist not having any appointments until July 👍
Doctors are definitely an avenue towards better care and totally aren't a barrier to receiving care at all 👍
December 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I love the American Medical System 👍
Love getting labs scheduled and discovering it was for a year from now 👍
Love my endocrinologist not having any appointments until July 👍
Doctors are definitely an avenue towards better care and totally aren't a barrier to receiving care at all 👍
Love getting labs scheduled and discovering it was for a year from now 👍
Love my endocrinologist not having any appointments until July 👍
Doctors are definitely an avenue towards better care and totally aren't a barrier to receiving care at all 👍
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don’t forget to leave out a bowl of porridge for your gnomes on christmas eve, if you do, we eliminate all the evil spirits from your home and bring you good luck all year, if you don’t, tbh you really don’t wanna know what happens to those who don’t give us a nice warm bowl of porridge that night
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
don’t forget to leave out a bowl of porridge for your gnomes on christmas eve, if you do, we eliminate all the evil spirits from your home and bring you good luck all year, if you don’t, tbh you really don’t wanna know what happens to those who don’t give us a nice warm bowl of porridge that night
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December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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i'm sorry i said "get his ass" to the escaped bull that tore through your leg and broke your tibia. as a child of the modern world i lack a moral center
July 26, 2023 at 4:48 AM
i'm sorry i said "get his ass" to the escaped bull that tore through your leg and broke your tibia. as a child of the modern world i lack a moral center
The only thing they know about her is what Trump has said about her, and the most important thing to know about most pundits is that they'll fully believe Trump on anything that doesnt directly impact them
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The only thing they know about her is what Trump has said about her, and the most important thing to know about most pundits is that they'll fully believe Trump on anything that doesnt directly impact them
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Happy Stylish But Illegal Monkey In IKEA Day to all who celebrate!
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December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Happy Stylish But Illegal Monkey In IKEA Day to all who celebrate!
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Offending my guests by having too many varieties of bean in my soup. My wife leaning over and whispering "Sixteen? It's untoward. Very untoward..."
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Offending my guests by having too many varieties of bean in my soup. My wife leaning over and whispering "Sixteen? It's untoward. Very untoward..."
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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When I was researching this essay I was struck by the fact that a key piece of evidence used to support the idea that the "they/them" ad was decisive is, apparently, unverifiable to the public.
That inconvenience didn't stop a stampede of people waving the 2.7% figure around like a bloody shirt.
That inconvenience didn't stop a stampede of people waving the 2.7% figure around like a bloody shirt.
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
When I was researching this essay I was struck by the fact that a key piece of evidence used to support the idea that the "they/them" ad was decisive is, apparently, unverifiable to the public.
That inconvenience didn't stop a stampede of people waving the 2.7% figure around like a bloody shirt.
That inconvenience didn't stop a stampede of people waving the 2.7% figure around like a bloody shirt.
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Peter Gallagher's work on Heathcliff is astonishing. The jokes are all so self-referential that it invites you to enjoy every one as an inside joke. When you are finally in on the joke, it feels kind of comforting. I don't know, It doesn't operate like a regular comic strip.
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Peter Gallagher's work on Heathcliff is astonishing. The jokes are all so self-referential that it invites you to enjoy every one as an inside joke. When you are finally in on the joke, it feels kind of comforting. I don't know, It doesn't operate like a regular comic strip.
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I don't think I've ever put my personal thoughts about "understanding" heathcliff here and this seems like a good time. First off, who really cares if you get it, if you find it funny that's good enough imo. But if you want to try to understand "why it's funny" I think there's a clear place to start
I used to have this thing I did on Twitter where I would flatly describe the plot of a Garfield comic every time I came across one and then I tried to do the same thing with Heathcliff comics only to realize that they’re really bizarre and do not actually make a ton of sense
December 21, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I don't think I've ever put my personal thoughts about "understanding" heathcliff here and this seems like a good time. First off, who really cares if you get it, if you find it funny that's good enough imo. But if you want to try to understand "why it's funny" I think there's a clear place to start
If it's gay to layer jackets, well then, brother, I must be one hell of a f–
Just got a YouTube ad that started with “you’re not a child, you’re a man! Stop wearing so many layers to go outside” and fellas is it gay and/or childish to layer your clothing?
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If it's gay to layer jackets, well then, brother, I must be one hell of a f–
Please God I don't think my psyche can handle this causing the next financial crisis
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Please God I don't think my psyche can handle this causing the next financial crisis
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Kill the robit. All you're leaving behind is loneliness.
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Kill the robit. All you're leaving behind is loneliness.