If looks could kale.
@averagedave.bsky.social
Average human cartoonist / Brown skin Wookiee. Earth is home. A proud Little Lebowski Urban Achiever. ✌️🏾👽.....🛸
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hello void it’s me David as someone who was born and raised in New York City. I would like to say fuck the Yankees then fuck the Yankees now they suck. They pay tribute to a fucking Nazi. If you’re a fan you’re lame too.
September 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
hello void it’s me David as someone who was born and raised in New York City. I would like to say fuck the Yankees then fuck the Yankees now they suck. They pay tribute to a fucking Nazi. If you’re a fan you’re lame too.
This book! Chefs kiss!
September 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This book! Chefs kiss!
Took a swing at the #jackedkirbyomacinks and let me tell ya, it was a cosmic blast 🌌✨ Big thanks to @jacked_kirby for cooking this up. Slide 👉🏽 for the color version and a few other Kirby dreams I splashed around with. Until next time, keep it weird. ✌🏽👽
September 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Took a swing at the #jackedkirbyomacinks and let me tell ya, it was a cosmic blast 🌌✨ Big thanks to @jacked_kirby for cooking this up. Slide 👉🏽 for the color version and a few other Kirby dreams I splashed around with. Until next time, keep it weird. ✌🏽👽
I need more coffee and less interactions with humans.
September 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I need more coffee and less interactions with humans.
She's always watching.
August 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
She's always watching.
I did a new thing.
August 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I did a new thing.
One of the worst things about getting your entire hand tattooed is not being able to draw.
August 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
One of the worst things about getting your entire hand tattooed is not being able to draw.
Why I like reading Betty and Veronica
August 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Why I like reading Betty and Veronica
✨ Bucket list moment unlocked: I have gazed upon the Oscar Mayer Glizzy Mobile with mine own eyes. 🌭
August 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
✨ Bucket list moment unlocked: I have gazed upon the Oscar Mayer Glizzy Mobile with mine own eyes. 🌭
You ever get the feeling you’re doing life wrong? Like, somehow everyone else got the manual and you’re out here trying to assemble IKEA feelings with no Allen wrench? Yeah. Same, BB. ✌🏽👽
August 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
You ever get the feeling you’re doing life wrong? Like, somehow everyone else got the manual and you’re out here trying to assemble IKEA feelings with no Allen wrench? Yeah. Same, BB. ✌🏽👽
Me and big bro later.
July 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Me and big bro later.
What did Limp Bizkit say? Check out my melody hit my Instagram for more info.
July 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What did Limp Bizkit say? Check out my melody hit my Instagram for more info.
Today’s one of those days where the wind could carry me off, the moon could quit her job, and I’d just shrug and sip my lukewarm coffee like, ‘sure, why not.
July 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Today’s one of those days where the wind could carry me off, the moon could quit her job, and I’d just shrug and sip my lukewarm coffee like, ‘sure, why not.
This weeks vibes. 👽✌🏽
July 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This weeks vibes. 👽✌🏽
Posted up in the park with an iced coffee, SZA in my ears, and a book that’s got me ignoring all my responsibilities. Summer’s serving soft magic today.
July 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Posted up in the park with an iced coffee, SZA in my ears, and a book that’s got me ignoring all my responsibilities. Summer’s serving soft magic today.
I've been a bit obsessed.
July 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I've been a bit obsessed.
Matcha boy 🥰 👉🏽👈🏽
Dark soul ☠️
Dark soul ☠️
July 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Matcha boy 🥰 👉🏽👈🏽
Dark soul ☠️
Dark soul ☠️
This book goes hard.
July 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This book goes hard.