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Heh!
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December 26, 2024 at 5:37 AM
"Honestly? Just trying to recover and uh... figuring it out day by day.

Definitely not married or anything fun like that!"
"Well, good. Glad we're both done with that stuff. So what do you do nowadays to kill time?"
"Ah, yeah, about that... not really blowing stuff up anymore! I mean, I'll make the explosives, but I'm not the one doing the exploding!"
December 16, 2024 at 8:05 PM
"Ah, yeah, about that... not really blowing stuff up anymore! I mean, I'll make the explosives, but I'm not the one doing the exploding!"
“Thanks. How about you, Prima donna? How’s the explosive business these days?”
"Oh...! You've definitely been crackin' and lackin'! Congratulations, then!"
December 16, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 10:25 AM
"Oh...! You've definitely been crackin' and lackin'! Congratulations, then!"
“Got married, moved to Kalm, had a kid, put away the bullets, started a restaurant with my wife, and have a private eye business on the side.”
December 14, 2024 at 9:39 PM
"Heya! Been awhile! What's uh... crackalackin'?"
@avalanchactress.bsky.social

“Ballerina in Boots! Long time no see!”
December 13, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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November 23, 2024 at 3:56 AM
// so happy seeing all my friends here hehe
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𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑬𝑻.
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December 11, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Assuming you were going to fly there anyway, my presence onboard won't make a difference. Besides... we all know those reactors are the real problem, but I digress!

Unless you're down to go the old-fashioned way? Take a little walk through Corel? Hmm... I'm sure they /love/ you there...
Ah, so the environment means nothing to you unless it’s convenient then?

I see.

Yeah sure, let’s use my private jet, I haven’t poured jet fuel into the atmosphere for quite sometime, actually.

Ladies first and all~
Yeah? Better be worth my time, though my hopes aren't sky high. Given your last name...

Mmkay, then! A bit of risk is always fun! And I could use some excitement these days. You gonna fly us over there in your private jet, Prez?
December 10, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Yeah? Better be worth my time, though my hopes aren't sky high. Given your last name...

Mmkay, then! A bit of risk is always fun! And I could use some excitement these days. You gonna fly us over there in your private jet, Prez?
Of course you do.

But that’s on a need to know basis.

If you achieve it, then I’ll indulge you.
Oh, I'm quite confident. After all, I was born to be an entertainer.

Aaand do I get a reward for filling the gauge all the way up?
December 10, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Oh, I'm quite confident. After all, I was born to be an entertainer.

Aaand do I get a reward for filling the gauge all the way up?
If you amuse me enough there won’t be any need.

Not feeling so confident now? Hm?
So if I don't feed your ego enough, you'll kill me? Gee ... how sweet ...
December 10, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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「 𝙵𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎. 」

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December 10, 2024 at 9:02 PM
So if I don't feed your ego enough, you'll kill me? Gee ... how sweet ...
December 10, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Oh, really? And what influences this gauge of yours?
There’s no time like the present; I’m free now.

Remember though, I have a gauge, need to keep it half full to prevent death.
Wait— seriously?

... Well, I guess if you kill me, I'll be dying in the happiest place on Gaia!

Hit me up when you're actually free for once, President. It'll be an all-day affair.~
December 10, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Wait— seriously?

... Well, I guess if you kill me, I'll be dying in the happiest place on Gaia!

Hit me up when you're actually free for once, President. It'll be an all-day affair.~
The fine.

I’ll leave myself in your capable hands.
Maybe.

If only to see your reaction to things — Mr. Big Bad ShinRa actually living life like the rest of us peasants. Should be amusing!
December 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Maybe.

If only to see your reaction to things — Mr. Big Bad ShinRa actually living life like the rest of us peasants. Should be amusing!
December 10, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Hmm... that depends!

Do you want me to?
Yes.
Yes.
No.
No.
Are you coming with me?
You're so proud to be on the wrong side of history, huh? Is it the fame? Is it the daddy issues?

Aren't you tired of being a grade A jerk?

Maybe you need to go on a little trip to my old workplace. See some pretty girls, play some games...

Bet a vacation'll make you less of a heartless bastard.~
December 10, 2024 at 6:15 PM
You're so proud to be on the wrong side of history, huh? Is it the fame? Is it the daddy issues?

Aren't you tired of being a grade A jerk?

Maybe you need to go on a little trip to my old workplace. See some pretty girls, play some games...

Bet a vacation'll make you less of a heartless bastard.~
How pitiful, to think I, a ShinRa, could possibly be any different.

The fairytales that you star in do not exist Jessie, not in this world or the next.
Soooo disappointing.

Some teeny, tiny part of me maybe hoped that you'd be different than the rest of your scumbag bloodline, but...

Guess whether or not that's true is also a /surprise/, huh?

Booo...
December 10, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Soooo disappointing.

Some teeny, tiny part of me maybe hoped that you'd be different than the rest of your scumbag bloodline, but...

Guess whether or not that's true is also a /surprise/, huh?

Booo...
What my intentions are with this information is none of your business, Jessie.

You know I play my cards close to my chest.

I could do nothing with it; or I could play it to my advantage, which path I choose will be a surprise for you.
Planning to use my kind heart against me, are you?

Or am I just making assumptions about your intentions? Kind of hard not to after /everything/, but you're free to correct me.
December 7, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Planning to use my kind heart against me, are you?

Or am I just making assumptions about your intentions? Kind of hard not to after /everything/, but you're free to correct me.
Compassion is for fools.
Compassion holds you back and this is yet another fine example.

Interesting as in— it’s good to know for future reference.
Wouldn't quite use the word "disappointing," sir. How about, mmm... "compassionate"?

And would you define what you mean by "interesting," pretty please?
December 7, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Wouldn't quite use the word "disappointing," sir. How about, mmm... "compassionate"?

And would you define what you mean by "interesting," pretty please?
Let’s not deflect onto me.

But now I can see you let others hold you back.

What a disappointing trait for you, but an interesting one for me.
Because my friends and family live there! Noooot sure if you'd know about any of that, Prez.

Hah! Psych...

... I won't pretend to know your relationship with your dad. That kind of thing ...

...

... must have been complicated, huh?
December 7, 2024 at 12:48 AM