Autobahnkenobi 🧛♀️
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Still in love with that raggedy thing called Star Wars. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Star Trek. Doctor Who. Cinema. Music. Games. Chess. 1000 other geeky things. Atheist but not a dick about it. Left of center. NSFW occasionally when I'm drunk. Reylo.
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Mainly a Star Wars and Buffy account. Got distracted by politics at the bad place. I follow the news, but doubt I will post about it. Also, I get distracted by great and shiny things. Was Dune Part Two for awhile, and now it's Arcane. Bear with me while I figure this out.
Not exactly complaining, but I wish I was told Industry was a porno before I started watching it
January 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Not exactly complaining, but I wish I was told Industry was a porno before I started watching it
When I was a dungeon master I never killed player characters. Might leave them in a coma with 1hp and make them skip the next campaign, but that’s as rough as I would go. I admire the Duffer brothers restraint in Stranger Things. Always have.
January 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
When I was a dungeon master I never killed player characters. Might leave them in a coma with 1hp and make them skip the next campaign, but that’s as rough as I would go. I admire the Duffer brothers restraint in Stranger Things. Always have.
Watching Fallout. It’s pretty great but it’s depressing me how I’d rather live in that universe than the United States right now.
January 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Watching Fallout. It’s pretty great but it’s depressing me how I’d rather live in that universe than the United States right now.
She didn’t get my Buffy references. I didnt get her Gilmore Girl references. But somehow we made it work.
December 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
She didn’t get my Buffy references. I didnt get her Gilmore Girl references. But somehow we made it work.
Re-watching The X-Files and I realize its never gotten enough credit for being absolutely effing disgusting
December 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Re-watching The X-Files and I realize its never gotten enough credit for being absolutely effing disgusting
Frankenstein good. Mia Goth pretty. Wolf scene cool.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Frankenstein good. Mia Goth pretty. Wolf scene cool.
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have a very bad feeling about this...
I was sad when Kirk died. Captain Kirk. Bro fell off a mountain.
September 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I was sad when Kirk died. Captain Kirk. Bro fell off a mountain.
Buffy fans catching strays in the new Naked Gun movie literally made me yelp.
September 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Buffy fans catching strays in the new Naked Gun movie literally made me yelp.
You can’t just go around murdering Nazis, even though they really suck.
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September 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You can’t just go around murdering Nazis, even though they really suck.
As a kid, 1960's Star Trek taught me a lot about progressivism, but it also taught me that the best way to handle an upset woman is to whisper to her like she's a spooked horse.
August 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
As a kid, 1960's Star Trek taught me a lot about progressivism, but it also taught me that the best way to handle an upset woman is to whisper to her like she's a spooked horse.
Violence. Dong. Owls. Drama. Laughter. Boobs. Peacemaker premiere was great.
August 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Violence. Dong. Owls. Drama. Laughter. Boobs. Peacemaker premiere was great.
When I got into Devo my grandparents wanted my mom to send me to a psychiatrist. Anyway, there's a new documentary on Netflix about the band.
August 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
When I got into Devo my grandparents wanted my mom to send me to a psychiatrist. Anyway, there's a new documentary on Netflix about the band.
It's the devil's way now. There is no way out.
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2 + 2 = 5
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August 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It's the devil's way now. There is no way out.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w6k...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w6k...
Oh man. Alien: Earth is great. Beautiful, creepy, and unsettling sci-fi.
August 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Oh man. Alien: Earth is great. Beautiful, creepy, and unsettling sci-fi.
Wednesday season 2
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R.E.M. - Losing My Religion (Official HD Music Video)
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August 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Wednesday season 2
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"I fart when I cum. Get used to it." Weirdest thing I ever heard before sex.
August 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"I fart when I cum. Get used to it." Weirdest thing I ever heard before sex.
The dumbass really thinks that putting nukes on a roof will prevent you from getting nuked. That's where we're at. Well done, America.
August 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The dumbass really thinks that putting nukes on a roof will prevent you from getting nuked. That's where we're at. Well done, America.
I've owned at least one firearm since I was 11. You'd be hard pressed to find any photo of me holding one like these MAGA freaks do.
August 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I've owned at least one firearm since I was 11. You'd be hard pressed to find any photo of me holding one like these MAGA freaks do.
Minus the trailer jokes that I self-ruined by watching it, I still laughed a lot during The Naked Gun. Usually at something really stupid.
August 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Minus the trailer jokes that I self-ruined by watching it, I still laughed a lot during The Naked Gun. Usually at something really stupid.
I liked Wednesday, but it had an obvious mystery and quite a bit of filler. Still kind of hyped for the 2nd season though. Her and Enid are reasons enough to watch.
August 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I liked Wednesday, but it had an obvious mystery and quite a bit of filler. Still kind of hyped for the 2nd season though. Her and Enid are reasons enough to watch.
The crazy motherfucker is wandering onto rooftops now like the piss mad King of England.
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August 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The crazy motherfucker is wandering onto rooftops now like the piss mad King of England.
My grandmother took her fudge recipe to the grave just to annoy my mother. I know her secret, but kind of admire the pettiness, so I've never revealed it to anyone.
August 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My grandmother took her fudge recipe to the grave just to annoy my mother. I know her secret, but kind of admire the pettiness, so I've never revealed it to anyone.
Future historians will refer to this time as the crazy time shit show era. I doubt any of them will be Americans.
August 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Future historians will refer to this time as the crazy time shit show era. I doubt any of them will be Americans.