Autistic Ang
@autisticang38.bsky.social
🧠 Podcaster, Writer and Advocate for Late-Identified Autistic Adults
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🐈https://autisticang38.substack.com/
⬇️ Check out Autism 101!
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RESEARCH FINDING: Humans claim to love authenticity. Yet their greetings alone involve at least three lies.
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
RESEARCH FINDING: Humans claim to love authenticity. Yet their greetings alone involve at least three lies.
ALIEN FIELD NOTE: They treat schedules like polite suggestions. I treated their meeting like a polite suggestion. They didn't enjoy that symmetry.
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
ALIEN FIELD NOTE: They treat schedules like polite suggestions. I treated their meeting like a polite suggestion. They didn't enjoy that symmetry.
ALIEN SURVIVAL TIP: When humans say, "It's fine," immediately prepare for consequences.
December 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
ALIEN SURVIVAL TIP: When humans say, "It's fine," immediately prepare for consequences.
MISSION STATUS: They label honesty as "rude" and hypocrisy as "polite." The logic virus here is terminal.
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
MISSION STATUS: They label honesty as "rude" and hypocrisy as "polite." The logic virus here is terminal.
ENCOUNTER RECORD: One human said, “You think too much.” I waited for the compliment. It never arrived.
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
ENCOUNTER RECORD: One human said, “You think too much.” I waited for the compliment. It never arrived.
TODAY'S ALIEN REPORT: Humans ask “How are you?” then look shocked when I answer honestly. Might start replying with weather data to make them feel at home.
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
TODAY'S ALIEN REPORT: Humans ask “How are you?” then look shocked when I answer honestly. Might start replying with weather data to make them feel at home.
INTERESTING OBSERVATION: Many friendships seem to start with trauma bonding and end with ghosting. Circle of life.
December 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
INTERESTING OBSERVATION: Many friendships seem to start with trauma bonding and end with ghosting. Circle of life.
ALIEN LEARNING NOTE: Education system rewards memorizing lies, then punishes discovering truth. Graduation = survival badge.
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
ALIEN LEARNING NOTE: Education system rewards memorizing lies, then punishes discovering truth. Graduation = survival badge.
OBSERVATION LOG: Earthlings discuss mental health openly now, as long as you're not TOO mentally unwell. Stay charmingly broken.
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
OBSERVATION LOG: Earthlings discuss mental health openly now, as long as you're not TOO mentally unwell. Stay charmingly broken.
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REPORT #999: They say "communication is key," then hide every key in a different emotional dungeon.
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
REPORT #999: They say "communication is key," then hide every key in a different emotional dungeon.
ALIEN ALERT: Witnessed "office culture." It's like prison, but everyone smiles to prove it's voluntary.
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ALIEN ALERT: Witnessed "office culture." It's like prison, but everyone smiles to prove it's voluntary.
CULTURAL STUDY 709: Humanfolk post public diaries for strangers to validate and call it self-expression.
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
CULTURAL STUDY 709: Humanfolk post public diaries for strangers to validate and call it self-expression.
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In this Substack post, I address the persistent awareness gap with regard to dyspraxia. Dyspraxia is a neurodivergence that primarily affects psychomotor, perceptual, and executive functions and so much more!
open.substack.com/pub/plainsle...
open.substack.com/pub/plainsle...
The Dyspraxia Enigma
Dissecting The Awareness Gap
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
In this Substack post, I address the persistent awareness gap with regard to dyspraxia. Dyspraxia is a neurodivergence that primarily affects psychomotor, perceptual, and executive functions and so much more!
open.substack.com/pub/plainsle...
open.substack.com/pub/plainsle...
COGNITIVE DRIFT REPORT: Earthlings chase "happiness" like it's a coupon expiring at midnight.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
COGNITIVE DRIFT REPORT: Earthlings chase "happiness" like it's a coupon expiring at midnight.
PLANETARY DEBRIEF: Observed humans worship glowing rectangles. They call it "connection" but stare like moths awaiting salvation.
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
PLANETARY DEBRIEF: Observed humans worship glowing rectangles. They call it "connection" but stare like moths awaiting salvation.
MISSION COMPLICATION: Attempted to explain boundaries. Locals said "Challenge accepted."
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
MISSION COMPLICATION: Attempted to explain boundaries. Locals said "Challenge accepted."
BIOLOGICAL UPDATE: Humans mutilate vegetation, place it in vases, then mourn when it dies. Quite strange.
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
BIOLOGICAL UPDATE: Humans mutilate vegetation, place it in vases, then mourn when it dies. Quite strange.
INFILTRATION UPDATE: This species claims to value honesty but demands performance notes on your facial expressions.
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
INFILTRATION UPDATE: This species claims to value honesty but demands performance notes on your facial expressions.
NEW DISCOVERY: Earthlings think therapy's for "crazy people." Meanwhile, they emotionally implode on camera for likes.
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
NEW DISCOVERY: Earthlings think therapy's for "crazy people." Meanwhile, they emotionally implode on camera for likes.
MISSION LOG 8821: Earth dwellers voluntarily wake to alarms, then spend the rest of the day recovering from that trauma.
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
MISSION LOG 8821: Earth dwellers voluntarily wake to alarms, then spend the rest of the day recovering from that trauma.
OBSERVATION FEED: Humans claims to hate drama, yet they keep producing sequels.
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
OBSERVATION FEED: Humans claims to hate drama, yet they keep producing sequels.
ALIEN DATA STREAM: Earthlings whisper their opinions like it’s treason. I spoke plainly and was escorted out.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
ALIEN DATA STREAM: Earthlings whisper their opinions like it’s treason. I spoke plainly and was escorted out.
GALACTIC REPORT: They call caffeine “self-care” and therapy “a luxury.” Priorities appear drunk.
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
GALACTIC REPORT: They call caffeine “self-care” and therapy “a luxury.” Priorities appear drunk.
ALIEN EXIT LOG: Declined invitation. Was still guilted for not appearing. Earthlings call this "being thoughtful." Feels like emotional ransomware.
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
ALIEN EXIT LOG: Declined invitation. Was still guilted for not appearing. Earthlings call this "being thoughtful." Feels like emotional ransomware.