Noah Hoffmann
authornh.bsky.social
Noah Hoffmann
@authornh.bsky.social
Writer, GM, often confused.
February 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This doofus will lay like this, for hours, until you notice him.
February 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Today's random rambling... Mass Hysteria! What is it? And are you safe?
February 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Today's random ramblings... why I hate Chapter 3 of my book.
February 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A brief snippet od me reading from Chapter 2 of my novel.
February 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
On today's random ramblings... hopping vampires and corpse drivers.
February 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
On today's rambling madness... history's first meme!
January 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
On today's madness I ramble about: prions and why they freak me out.
January 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Playing Left 4 Dead with friends:

Friend 1: Alright, now we need a gas can.
Me: But we had a gas can.
2: You're a gas can
3: No, YOU'RE a gas can
4: ...I'm not intelligent enough to contribute to this conversation.

#truestory
November 22, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Any other Game/Dungeon Masters keep track of their personal victories? My favorites are:

Narrated several insight checks for a blind paladin

Themed a boss fight to Brittney Spears music

Did two romance arcs without making it weird

Had one player up at 4 am, worrying if an NPC was ok

Z-Rex
November 21, 2024 at 4:11 PM