Author Kristoffer Gair
@authkristoffergair.bsky.social
Detroit based LGBTQ author. Fluent in Sarcasm. Sci-Fi and Horror genre fan. Annoyed by kidney stones.
Very sad to see that Gil Gerard passed away. He was many things to many people in life, but to me, I'll always be that 9 year old boy who watched him on TV as Captain Buck Rogers.
December 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Very sad to see that Gil Gerard passed away. He was many things to many people in life, but to me, I'll always be that 9 year old boy who watched him on TV as Captain Buck Rogers.
I'm starting to understand why going to the gym can be an addiction. I exercise, bumps in my arms appear, then deflate overnight, and I have to go back to reinflate them again.
September 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm starting to understand why going to the gym can be an addiction. I exercise, bumps in my arms appear, then deflate overnight, and I have to go back to reinflate them again.
The only reason the TV is going on tonight during dinner is for the first episode of the new season of The Great British Bake Off!
September 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The only reason the TV is going on tonight during dinner is for the first episode of the new season of The Great British Bake Off!
I haven't taken a trip since I saw my husband in Hong Kong last February, and I haven't taken any unscheduled time off since we put our dog down in June.
I need more of this. It's not going to happen for a while, but I need more of it.
I need more of this. It's not going to happen for a while, but I need more of it.
September 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I haven't taken a trip since I saw my husband in Hong Kong last February, and I haven't taken any unscheduled time off since we put our dog down in June.
I need more of this. It's not going to happen for a while, but I need more of it.
I need more of this. It's not going to happen for a while, but I need more of it.
You know, it would be nice to log onto social media one day without seeing Trump's face and stupidity plastered all over it.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
August 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You know, it would be nice to log onto social media one day without seeing Trump's face and stupidity plastered all over it.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
It's been several years, but here I am starting to watch Twin Peaks again from the beginning.
July 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's been several years, but here I am starting to watch Twin Peaks again from the beginning.
I listened to the new Doro single today, which led to listening to a new song by Giant. Haven't really paid much attention to them since seeing them live during their first tour. New song isn't bad! Just put their second album on, which I pretty much ignored before.
May 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I listened to the new Doro single today, which led to listening to a new song by Giant. Haven't really paid much attention to them since seeing them live during their first tour. New song isn't bad! Just put their second album on, which I pretty much ignored before.
I tried to get some writing done in our office today, and the dog was NOT having it. I finally pack everything up, move into the living room, play with him for 2 minutes, and he goes into the bedroom. WTF?
May 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I tried to get some writing done in our office today, and the dog was NOT having it. I finally pack everything up, move into the living room, play with him for 2 minutes, and he goes into the bedroom. WTF?
My new passport finally arrived today after 3 weeks. Felt soooooo naked without it!
May 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My new passport finally arrived today after 3 weeks. Felt soooooo naked without it!
Can anyone else remember being this young? Funny thing is I'm pretty sure I still have this bear.
April 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Can anyone else remember being this young? Funny thing is I'm pretty sure I still have this bear.
Tried an experiment this afternoon. I've been wanting to dye my beard so I don't look like Father Christmas. I dyed it.
Well, I thought I looked like a cartoon villain. My husband requested a picture, then said if I put on a skullcap, I'd look like I belonged on Sons Of Anarchy.
I've since shaved.
Well, I thought I looked like a cartoon villain. My husband requested a picture, then said if I put on a skullcap, I'd look like I belonged on Sons Of Anarchy.
I've since shaved.
April 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Tried an experiment this afternoon. I've been wanting to dye my beard so I don't look like Father Christmas. I dyed it.
Well, I thought I looked like a cartoon villain. My husband requested a picture, then said if I put on a skullcap, I'd look like I belonged on Sons Of Anarchy.
I've since shaved.
Well, I thought I looked like a cartoon villain. My husband requested a picture, then said if I put on a skullcap, I'd look like I belonged on Sons Of Anarchy.
I've since shaved.
Thank God I was doing housework at the same time, otherwise Popeye's Revenge would have put me into a coma. I can't decide why it falls under the Horror genre more, because characters were killed or because it was made at all.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Thank God I was doing housework at the same time, otherwise Popeye's Revenge would have put me into a coma. I can't decide why it falls under the Horror genre more, because characters were killed or because it was made at all.
Has anyone else watched the first trailer for the next Naked Gun film? I honestly thought it was an April Fools joke. It looks awful. Just awful.
April 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Has anyone else watched the first trailer for the next Naked Gun film? I honestly thought it was an April Fools joke. It looks awful. Just awful.
24 minutes of annoying, unadulterated me. It was either this or start an OnlyFans page.
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📚 Meet Kristoffer Gair: Master of Genres & Unexpected Twists | Festival of Books & Creativity 2025
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April 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
24 minutes of annoying, unadulterated me. It was either this or start an OnlyFans page.
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A co-worker recommended a new Netflix series called The Residence. I just finished episode 3, and it's absolutely brilliant!!!!
March 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
A co-worker recommended a new Netflix series called The Residence. I just finished episode 3, and it's absolutely brilliant!!!!
I'm doing an online interview this afternoon, and I'm doing everything I can to get my energy levels up. Stupid post-sinus-infection drainage. Stupid politics. Stupid can't see the husband until November. Grr...
March 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'm doing an online interview this afternoon, and I'm doing everything I can to get my energy levels up. Stupid post-sinus-infection drainage. Stupid politics. Stupid can't see the husband until November. Grr...
It made me laugh until my face hurt.
March 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It made me laugh until my face hurt.
A rare interview with yours truly. Mostly because it's extremely rare I'm social these past 4 months. Yes, I've gotten slightly reclusive.
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Inside The Indie Author: A Conversation with Kristoffer Gair
Have you ever considered writing under a pseudonym, and why or why not?I used to write under a pseudonym. The first book I wrote was with a former high school teacher, and I used my real name for that...
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March 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A rare interview with yours truly. Mostly because it's extremely rare I'm social these past 4 months. Yes, I've gotten slightly reclusive.
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I don't want to be one of those gays who's like "Hey, Gaga came out with a new album! It's the greatest thing on earth!" when I might have mixed feelings about it.
But, dayum! I can't stop listening to Mayhem!
But, dayum! I can't stop listening to Mayhem!
March 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I don't want to be one of those gays who's like "Hey, Gaga came out with a new album! It's the greatest thing on earth!" when I might have mixed feelings about it.
But, dayum! I can't stop listening to Mayhem!
But, dayum! I can't stop listening to Mayhem!
Been wearing a mask at work almost religiously since October. It took this long and I'm finally down with a head cold/sinus infection. Grrr...
March 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Been wearing a mask at work almost religiously since October. It took this long and I'm finally down with a head cold/sinus infection. Grrr...
Been forcing myself to relax a bit the past couple of days, and watched some Netflix.
Marry My Dead Body (Taiwanese) - Loved!
Officer Black Belt (Korean) - Loved!
Demon City (Japanese) - Didn't care for it.
Marry My Dead Body (Taiwanese) - Loved!
Officer Black Belt (Korean) - Loved!
Demon City (Japanese) - Didn't care for it.
March 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Been forcing myself to relax a bit the past couple of days, and watched some Netflix.
Marry My Dead Body (Taiwanese) - Loved!
Officer Black Belt (Korean) - Loved!
Demon City (Japanese) - Didn't care for it.
Marry My Dead Body (Taiwanese) - Loved!
Officer Black Belt (Korean) - Loved!
Demon City (Japanese) - Didn't care for it.
Took friends from Germany for Korean fried chicken in NYC. They'd never had it before. There's just something about introducing people to proper good food!
February 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Took friends from Germany for Korean fried chicken in NYC. They'd never had it before. There's just something about introducing people to proper good food!
NYC was a total gas this past weekend!
February 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
NYC was a total gas this past weekend!
I put off listening to the new Lady Gaga until this morning. Now I can't get the song out of my head. It's really good!
February 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I put off listening to the new Lady Gaga until this morning. Now I can't get the song out of my head. It's really good!
Friends keep sending me texts asking if I've heard about "this" or "that" going on with the Felon in Charge and his minions. Nope. I can't. I just can't. They aren't going to be happy until they've f**ked us and the rest of the planet.
February 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Friends keep sending me texts asking if I've heard about "this" or "that" going on with the Felon in Charge and his minions. Nope. I can't. I just can't. They aren't going to be happy until they've f**ked us and the rest of the planet.