Austin Patek
@austinpatek.bsky.social
i’m just publicly journaling here
nom nom breadcrumbs
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
nom nom breadcrumbs
lotta what ifs always running in my head
January 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
lotta what ifs always running in my head
i hate this timeline
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
i hate this timeline
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[wakes up] “I’m sorry, what”
January 3, 2026 at 12:36 PM
[wakes up] “I’m sorry, what”
that scene where harry and hermione dance in the tent is everything
January 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
that scene where harry and hermione dance in the tent is everything
fuck marry kill:
pyramids of giza, louvre pyramid, bass pro shop pyramid
pyramids of giza, louvre pyramid, bass pro shop pyramid
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
fuck marry kill:
pyramids of giza, louvre pyramid, bass pro shop pyramid
pyramids of giza, louvre pyramid, bass pro shop pyramid
*toasting*
to another trip around the sun!
to another trip around the sun!
December 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
*toasting*
to another trip around the sun!
to another trip around the sun!
man i love a sunset, nature was a real one for letting me see those fr
December 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
man i love a sunset, nature was a real one for letting me see those fr
i, for one, think it’s a really good thing that we can bet and lose the farm on a single word that the president will say during a speech.
/s
/s
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
i, for one, think it’s a really good thing that we can bet and lose the farm on a single word that the president will say during a speech.
/s
/s
thinking
and then thinking some more
and then thinking some more
December 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
thinking
and then thinking some more
and then thinking some more
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
my theme for 2026: year of the arts
December 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
my theme for 2026: year of the arts
bro read some fiction
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
bro read some fiction
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Santa Claus and the grinch have the same donors. Open your eyes
December 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Santa Claus and the grinch have the same donors. Open your eyes
both from under the cork tree and a fever you can’t sweat out turned 20 years old this year, and i just wanted to give a big shout out to them for introducing me to piracy via limewire because i just had to have those albums on my ipod shuffle
it also makes me feel old as fuck
in this essay i will
it also makes me feel old as fuck
in this essay i will
December 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
both from under the cork tree and a fever you can’t sweat out turned 20 years old this year, and i just wanted to give a big shout out to them for introducing me to piracy via limewire because i just had to have those albums on my ipod shuffle
it also makes me feel old as fuck
in this essay i will
it also makes me feel old as fuck
in this essay i will
that was weird as hell and out of pocket
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
that was weird as hell and out of pocket
i used to shit on sparkling water a lot but now i can’t get enough of that lightly flavored bubble water and i would just like to formally apologize for past-austin, he didn’t understand
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i used to shit on sparkling water a lot but now i can’t get enough of that lightly flavored bubble water and i would just like to formally apologize for past-austin, he didn’t understand
people are fickle
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
people are fickle
my bedroom stays exactly the same but keeps getting more expensive to sleep in
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
my bedroom stays exactly the same but keeps getting more expensive to sleep in
i got a glock in my ‘rari
-lyrical genius fetty wap <3
-lyrical genius fetty wap <3
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i got a glock in my ‘rari
-lyrical genius fetty wap <3
-lyrical genius fetty wap <3
i won’t give in to the trend, you can rip my skinny jeans off of my cold dead body
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i won’t give in to the trend, you can rip my skinny jeans off of my cold dead body
did not have but did not lose
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
did not have but did not lose
woke up at the witching hour again, got to summon more spirits!
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
woke up at the witching hour again, got to summon more spirits!
human life is both incredibly fast and agonizingly slow
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
human life is both incredibly fast and agonizingly slow