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I've probably watched more wrestling than you have
As a transplant from Kentucky, I've found a truth that most people outside of the south and maybe Midwest aren't really open to listening to bluegrass or country music.
September 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Do you know what show Carrie just called "crass humor"?

SpongeBob SquarePants
September 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"Daddy what are slugs made of?"

😵‍💫
September 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Do you think when a billionaire gets proposed to by a not-billionaire, she's let down by the ring?
August 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Crows are such gossipy bitches
June 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Protip: when you're having a bad time on the toilet, do not text the mother of your children "it feels like I'm giving birth"

It doesn't go well
June 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"Hey dad, what's the truth of water?"

"... I don't understand the question."

"WRONG! It's memory"
June 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Lotta phoebe lately
May 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
It's so weird when I see depictions of Robin Hood and he's not an anthropomorphic fox
May 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
There was a guy with a shirt that said "DADS FOR GAY SPACE SOCIALISM" and you know what hell yea dad
April 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
March 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I'm in Costa Rica and we had to take our 3 year old to the emergency room and get an X-ray. They asked if we had foreign health insurance, and we didn't. At the end of the visit, the total bill was A HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS, the US is such a joke of a healthcare system.
February 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Regular reminder that Donald Duck has a middle name
January 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"Lord I've seen you do for others, why can't you do this for me?"
South Korea’s president was formally indicted on Sunday on charges of leading an insurrection last month when he briefly imposed martial law, prosecutors said.
South Korea’s President Yoon Is Indicted
President Yoon Suk Yeol will stand trial along with his former defense minister and others who participated in his short-lived imposition of martial law.
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
So a while back, when some countries became fascist empires, the a bunch of countries and the US intervened and now we're all friends.

Do you think that means they owe us one now? Like, we helped you and now you help us?

Please?
January 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
January 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Also if I ever had to develop my own personal pantheon, Phoebe Bridgers would be the god of cozy melancholy whose musical blessings reach people when they are sad. She doesn’t help them not feel sad or depressed, but they feel warm and seen and that counts for something.
January 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm just saying why would I make a pippi longstockings reference and not know who she is?
December 27, 2024 at 11:33 PM