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Depressed nerd with social anxiety.
Aspiring comedian.
What even IS comedy?
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Aspiring comedian.
What even IS comedy?
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I was gonna make a joke about Stephen Miller, but instead of making his face a punchline- I just want to punch him in the fucking face.
I'm pretty sure Youtube has AI now that detects when someone says the word "Subscribe" and highlights the subscribe button with a red outline every time it's said. Do with this information what you will.
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I'm pretty sure Youtube has AI now that detects when someone says the word "Subscribe" and highlights the subscribe button with a red outline every time it's said. Do with this information what you will.
I think the best thing that Fallout season 2 could do is have Todd "the man" Howard cameo as Courier 6. Either a few weeks dead and decomposing, or he gets fucking executed the moment he is revealed. Make it happen @bethesda.net #fallout #falloutseason2
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I think the best thing that Fallout season 2 could do is have Todd "the man" Howard cameo as Courier 6. Either a few weeks dead and decomposing, or he gets fucking executed the moment he is revealed. Make it happen @bethesda.net #fallout #falloutseason2
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
probably something an innocent man would do
This administration holds the most inconsistent people on the fucking planet. Get a grip, fascist Barbie.
Q: "Why are White House officials…meeting with Rep. Boebert in an effort to try to get her to not sign this petition calling for the release of the [Epstein] files?"
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
Leavitt: "I'm not going to detail conversations that took place in the situation room."
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This administration holds the most inconsistent people on the fucking planet. Get a grip, fascist Barbie.
That Valve hardware announcement was probably the best tech announcement I've ever watched. Every part is so hype. No mention of dumb, unnecessary AI. A VR headset that doesn't look like a total clunky headache. A console that may revolutionize living room/casual gaming. Holy smokes, I'm excited!!!
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
That Valve hardware announcement was probably the best tech announcement I've ever watched. Every part is so hype. No mention of dumb, unnecessary AI. A VR headset that doesn't look like a total clunky headache. A console that may revolutionize living room/casual gaming. Holy smokes, I'm excited!!!
The amount that everyone is obsessed with coffee in Twin Peaks makes me think I should be living there.
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The amount that everyone is obsessed with coffee in Twin Peaks makes me think I should be living there.
My letterboxd top 4 movies.
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My letterboxd top 4 movies.
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
This is easily one of the coolest Batman pages I have ever seen. The way it is blocked out. The emotion and desperation in the Batman panels. It just goes so fucking hard!
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This is easily one of the coolest Batman pages I have ever seen. The way it is blocked out. The emotion and desperation in the Batman panels. It just goes so fucking hard!
I was adamant that the @democrats.org were doing the right thing. Now, I can, unfortunately, say that this was a democrat shutdown. What was it all for? We spent over 40 days arguing just to bend the knee at the 11th hour... for what? A promise? From Republicans? How embarrassing.
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I was adamant that the @democrats.org were doing the right thing. Now, I can, unfortunately, say that this was a democrat shutdown. What was it all for? We spent over 40 days arguing just to bend the knee at the 11th hour... for what? A promise? From Republicans? How embarrassing.
A pick 3/deckbuilder type roguelike set in a cyberpunk setting. You are a netrunner. You use different programs to attack ICE as you progress through more and more difficult gates in cyberspace.
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A pick 3/deckbuilder type roguelike set in a cyberpunk setting. You are a netrunner. You use different programs to attack ICE as you progress through more and more difficult gates in cyberspace.
I have a really good idea for aroguelike game. Who do I need to talk to?
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I have a really good idea for aroguelike game. Who do I need to talk to?
Ken Jennings being one of the funniest people on Bluesky will always be my favorite part of this app. Keep it up, Ken.
I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ken Jennings being one of the funniest people on Bluesky will always be my favorite part of this app. Keep it up, Ken.
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Zohran Mamdani quoting Mario Cuomo in his acceptance speech is nasty work and I love it. The Sicilian in me bows to his killer instinct.
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Zohran Mamdani quoting Mario Cuomo in his acceptance speech is nasty work and I love it. The Sicilian in me bows to his killer instinct.
One of the worse parts of having a really obscure Pokémon as your favorite is that it is so hard to find merch for them. Like, what do you mean the only merch for Chandelure is a $200 LED lamp. That IS awesome, but so impractical! I just want a plushy of my favorite chandelier come to life.
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
One of the worse parts of having a really obscure Pokémon as your favorite is that it is so hard to find merch for them. Like, what do you mean the only merch for Chandelure is a $200 LED lamp. That IS awesome, but so impractical! I just want a plushy of my favorite chandelier come to life.
Is it possible to recreate the entirety of Simpsons Hit & Run in Fortnite right now?
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Is it possible to recreate the entirety of Simpsons Hit & Run in Fortnite right now?
Someone once told me, "Once you learn something, no one can take it away from you" and that really resonated with me... Until I had to hear it a second time. #Jokevember
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Someone once told me, "Once you learn something, no one can take it away from you" and that really resonated with me... Until I had to hear it a second time. #Jokevember
A friend of mine once told me, "Man, you're really perceptive. You really know how to analyze and respond to a situation. I looked at him and said- "What?" #Jokevember
November 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A friend of mine once told me, "Man, you're really perceptive. You really know how to analyze and respond to a situation. I looked at him and said- "What?" #Jokevember
Elon Musk has the same joke delivery as Marlin from "Finding Nemo"
November 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Elon Musk has the same joke delivery as Marlin from "Finding Nemo"
I thought my depression would worsen after losing my apartment and being forced to live out in the country. and what do ya know?!- Now not only am I still depressed, but now I'm on suicide watch too. Which I find ridiculous. I'm not suicidal- No matter how many times I say "I'm gonna kill myself."
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I thought my depression would worsen after losing my apartment and being forced to live out in the country. and what do ya know?!- Now not only am I still depressed, but now I'm on suicide watch too. Which I find ridiculous. I'm not suicidal- No matter how many times I say "I'm gonna kill myself."
How many people does it take to overthrow a corrupt government in the US? I have no idea, but apparently it's more than 343 million.
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
How many people does it take to overthrow a corrupt government in the US? I have no idea, but apparently it's more than 343 million.
We call sexy, muscular men "studs." I propose we start calling heavier, average looking men "spuds."
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
We call sexy, muscular men "studs." I propose we start calling heavier, average looking men "spuds."
The irony of a band named Franz Ferdinand having a song called "Take Me Out" was lost on me until just now.
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The irony of a band named Franz Ferdinand having a song called "Take Me Out" was lost on me until just now.
I was gonna make a joke about Stephen Miller, but instead of making his face a punchline- I just want to punch him in the fucking face.
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I was gonna make a joke about Stephen Miller, but instead of making his face a punchline- I just want to punch him in the fucking face.