Aurelio Calix
@aureliocalix.bsky.social
Revolution in the making | protect black women. Period | you may not like what I say, but I will never lie to you
Pinned
Ever since I bought a cover for my thermostat, my former housemate never touched it. I guess I can return it since I never opened it. She saw I bought it on Amazon. She kept changing my shit and putting the fan on when I kept asking her not to. She's the reason I bought it.
January 25, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Ever since I bought a cover for my thermostat, my former housemate never touched it. I guess I can return it since I never opened it. She saw I bought it on Amazon. She kept changing my shit and putting the fan on when I kept asking her not to. She's the reason I bought it.
I hate drivers who know their turn is coming up and get over at the last second. Hoe you knew that exit was coming 3 miles ago and you waited until 200 feet to switch lanes.
January 24, 2026 at 12:41 PM
I hate drivers who know their turn is coming up and get over at the last second. Hoe you knew that exit was coming 3 miles ago and you waited until 200 feet to switch lanes.
Being a teacher has its ups and downs. Imma let you know it's tough being everyone's favorite teacher.
January 23, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Being a teacher has its ups and downs. Imma let you know it's tough being everyone's favorite teacher.
My housemate is a fucking selfish idiot. There was a freeze warning so we were cautioned to drip faucets. Tell me why the whole bathroom sink was on half power all night in 45° temps. That's is not a drip, and it's not below freezing. I'm glad she's moving out today.
January 23, 2026 at 1:18 PM
My housemate is a fucking selfish idiot. There was a freeze warning so we were cautioned to drip faucets. Tell me why the whole bathroom sink was on half power all night in 45° temps. That's is not a drip, and it's not below freezing. I'm glad she's moving out today.
Are we all in agreement that Hercule is just light skin, not white skin??
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Are we all in agreement that Hercule is just light skin, not white skin??
I'm job shopping like people do on Zillow.
January 22, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I'm job shopping like people do on Zillow.
Beginning my day.
January 21, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Beginning my day.
You know what we don't need?? Another Jurassic Park movie.
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
You know what we don't need?? Another Jurassic Park movie.
Back to being single.
January 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Back to being single.
She'd be mad if I handed her a job application.
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
She'd be mad if I handed her a job application.
I have students making me their play father.
December 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I have students making me their play father.
Maybe I should wait until I get this other account up. It's gone from less than 200 to now than 400 in a month.
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Maybe I should wait until I get this other account up. It's gone from less than 200 to now than 400 in a month.
I'm thinking of making a return. Lemme finish this book and then I'll make that determination.
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm thinking of making a return. Lemme finish this book and then I'll make that determination.
I saw this sister today (I'm sure I'll never see her again) in the store and I had to stop her and tell her how pretty she was. I don't normally do that.
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I saw this sister today (I'm sure I'll never see her again) in the store and I had to stop her and tell her how pretty she was. I don't normally do that.
How was Neji a part of the branch family when his father was a twin from the main family??
December 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
How was Neji a part of the branch family when his father was a twin from the main family??
Designer glasses ✅
Gold watch ✅
Leather coat ✅
Velour durag ✅
Can't afford a $3 bus pass✅
Gold watch ✅
Leather coat ✅
Velour durag ✅
Can't afford a $3 bus pass✅
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Designer glasses ✅
Gold watch ✅
Leather coat ✅
Velour durag ✅
Can't afford a $3 bus pass✅
Gold watch ✅
Leather coat ✅
Velour durag ✅
Can't afford a $3 bus pass✅
I'm about to have 3 women living with me. One already has been so she can get back on her feet. I'm dating another. And the last one I pursued and doesn't know about my gf; she's gonna find out what coulda been hers.
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm about to have 3 women living with me. One already has been so she can get back on her feet. I'm dating another. And the last one I pursued and doesn't know about my gf; she's gonna find out what coulda been hers.
Tenten was right there.
Neji ain't got no business being dead.
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Tenten was right there.
Neji ain't got no business being dead.
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Neji ain't got no business being dead.
As soon as I get home, my Amazon package is ready for pickup. I knew this would happen. It sucks that I can be in two places at once. I really need to learn how to kage bushin no jutsu myself.
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
As soon as I get home, my Amazon package is ready for pickup. I knew this would happen. It sucks that I can be in two places at once. I really need to learn how to kage bushin no jutsu myself.
That's the third Maserati I've seen in two days. I think the universe is tryna tell me something.
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
That's the third Maserati I've seen in two days. I think the universe is tryna tell me something.
My first terrier crush was in my dreams last night. I wanna go back to sleep and finish the dream.
December 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My first terrier crush was in my dreams last night. I wanna go back to sleep and finish the dream.
If Hiruzen was gonna do all that neglecting to Naruto, he should've just hashed him over to Danzo to raise him in The Foundation.
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If Hiruzen was gonna do all that neglecting to Naruto, he should've just hashed him over to Danzo to raise him in The Foundation.
Aw man. Forgot my book at work.
December 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Aw man. Forgot my book at work.