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everything is a lie unless its not. Actor & Writer & Model Buchwald/Bella
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google search has fucked things up so badly that every caprese sandwich recipe you find calls for arugula: something must be done. people need to lose their jobs.
November 20, 2024 at 8:05 PM
google search has fucked things up so badly that every caprese sandwich recipe you find calls for arugula: something must be done. people need to lose their jobs.
if i had a kitchen and butchers block table like this you would never see me on the internet again
November 20, 2024 at 6:46 PM
if i had a kitchen and butchers block table like this you would never see me on the internet again
i swear i’m not just online sometimes i’m on your TV!
November 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
i swear i’m not just online sometimes i’m on your TV!
absolutely grayed up. on my father time shit.
November 19, 2024 at 6:15 PM
absolutely grayed up. on my father time shit.
good evening we are pushing back against the horrors
November 19, 2024 at 12:49 AM
good evening we are pushing back against the horrors
the true argument for french cooking being the classical standard is you get to drink half a bottle of the cooking wine
November 18, 2024 at 11:38 PM
the true argument for french cooking being the classical standard is you get to drink half a bottle of the cooking wine
if you are using shower gel you’re missing out on one of the greatest luxuries of life; scrubbing yourself clean of sin with a brick of salt soap. an all time material pleasure.
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 PM
if you are using shower gel you’re missing out on one of the greatest luxuries of life; scrubbing yourself clean of sin with a brick of salt soap. an all time material pleasure.
double knee for the working men who kneel on the ground at night and pray that a steady hand and love of wonder will save their soul
November 18, 2024 at 1:55 PM
double knee for the working men who kneel on the ground at night and pray that a steady hand and love of wonder will save their soul
they need to invent a feeling that isn’t pining!
November 17, 2024 at 10:32 PM
they need to invent a feeling that isn’t pining!
i love to cook drunk. i love to wrestle with the food. fuck you carrots i have a knife and a $10 chianti. what do you have?! little nubs for heads. i weep in front of the oven. please hit 375 i can’t even Sylvia Plath myself in here let alone sheet pan bake.
November 17, 2024 at 9:41 PM
i love to cook drunk. i love to wrestle with the food. fuck you carrots i have a knife and a $10 chianti. what do you have?! little nubs for heads. i weep in front of the oven. please hit 375 i can’t even Sylvia Plath myself in here let alone sheet pan bake.
when arranging a date at the bar you should get there early and sit at the farthest corner barstool facing the window. When your date arrives you should wave your arms like an air traffic controller and yell “over here” oh and you should also have abs.
November 17, 2024 at 9:25 PM
when arranging a date at the bar you should get there early and sit at the farthest corner barstool facing the window. When your date arrives you should wave your arms like an air traffic controller and yell “over here” oh and you should also have abs.
but if i’m reading sally rooney and you’re reading sally rooney who’s living a life of realistic intimacy?!?
November 17, 2024 at 9:09 PM
but if i’m reading sally rooney and you’re reading sally rooney who’s living a life of realistic intimacy?!?
struggling to find your man a gift this holiday? get him a sense of purpose. Surely every man would like a sense of purpose.
November 17, 2024 at 8:50 PM
struggling to find your man a gift this holiday? get him a sense of purpose. Surely every man would like a sense of purpose.
i dressed like this in high school and they named a katy perry song after me
November 17, 2024 at 5:33 PM
i dressed like this in high school and they named a katy perry song after me
i think handjobs are underrated they are the ringer of the sport
November 17, 2024 at 4:13 PM
i think handjobs are underrated they are the ringer of the sport
bluesky kind of feels right now like how Nextdoor did right before someone posts a thread about how they think their dog walker is stealing from them
November 17, 2024 at 3:52 PM
bluesky kind of feels right now like how Nextdoor did right before someone posts a thread about how they think their dog walker is stealing from them
i’m sorry but i’m not sure i can buy into the concept of a “nice” website my people are jewish and roman catholic
November 17, 2024 at 3:38 PM
i’m sorry but i’m not sure i can buy into the concept of a “nice” website my people are jewish and roman catholic
the horrors lookalike contest in my head tonight
November 17, 2024 at 2:39 PM
the horrors lookalike contest in my head tonight
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no offense but this site is absolutely filled with posts like this
Blessed are the satirical, for they shall inherit Infowars.
November 16, 2024 at 7:50 PM
no offense but this site is absolutely filled with posts like this
its so nice to enjoy a meal to yourself just exist in your own presence and watch the world go by
November 17, 2024 at 1:11 AM
its so nice to enjoy a meal to yourself just exist in your own presence and watch the world go by
need to be included in the italian bluesky starter package or i’ll die
November 17, 2024 at 12:39 AM
need to be included in the italian bluesky starter package or i’ll die
how much protein in a cigarette
November 17, 2024 at 12:26 AM
how much protein in a cigarette
next week we will find out if these look hot or like i sell cocaine in Texas clubs
November 16, 2024 at 11:22 PM
next week we will find out if these look hot or like i sell cocaine in Texas clubs
my partner just called me an introverted slut?!?
November 16, 2024 at 8:35 PM
my partner just called me an introverted slut?!?
changing the car oil is pilates for men
November 16, 2024 at 7:22 PM
changing the car oil is pilates for men