Real Zorking Hours
@auradoggo.xyz
goober purple/orange Lucario who's a bit *too* obsessed with Mewtwo
Commissions art, writes, makes music
🔞 - no minors
Commissions art, writes, makes music
🔞 - no minors
Tonight Two convinced Ri to sing "Closer" by Ne-Yo so they can do the meme dance together
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Tonight Two convinced Ri to sing "Closer" by Ne-Yo so they can do the meme dance together
After a shower Two needs a lot of brushing. He could do it with his powers but instead he makes Ri get the "hard to reach" places for attention.
He insists he doesn't wag his tail but Ri has to hold it down to keep it from swaying while he's brushing it
Ri would complain but he finds it endearing.
He insists he doesn't wag his tail but Ri has to hold it down to keep it from swaying while he's brushing it
Ri would complain but he finds it endearing.
January 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
After a shower Two needs a lot of brushing. He could do it with his powers but instead he makes Ri get the "hard to reach" places for attention.
He insists he doesn't wag his tail but Ri has to hold it down to keep it from swaying while he's brushing it
Ri would complain but he finds it endearing.
He insists he doesn't wag his tail but Ri has to hold it down to keep it from swaying while he's brushing it
Ri would complain but he finds it endearing.
kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi
January 16, 2026 at 7:04 AM
kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi
Is it bad I only remember the song as "Fallen Kingdom," not whatever the song is actually named?
January 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Is it bad I only remember the song as "Fallen Kingdom," not whatever the song is actually named?
kinda hate how strict SoFurry is with uploading.
Can barely upload anything, it's going to take forever to upload my backlog when at most I can hope to post... seven things a day?
Was hoping to get a lot up there, but not worth it if I can't just spend a day on it
Can barely upload anything, it's going to take forever to upload my backlog when at most I can hope to post... seven things a day?
Was hoping to get a lot up there, but not worth it if I can't just spend a day on it
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
kinda hate how strict SoFurry is with uploading.
Can barely upload anything, it's going to take forever to upload my backlog when at most I can hope to post... seven things a day?
Was hoping to get a lot up there, but not worth it if I can't just spend a day on it
Can barely upload anything, it's going to take forever to upload my backlog when at most I can hope to post... seven things a day?
Was hoping to get a lot up there, but not worth it if I can't just spend a day on it
I heard SoFurry was back (it was gone?) so I went over and set up my account finally!
Starting off with a kinda older story but should be a good introduction to Ri, Two, and the gang:
sofurry.com/s/mBBvdkXm
btw "Ri" is too short for SF but "Ri the Lucario" is too long so I'm kinda stuck here
Starting off with a kinda older story but should be a good introduction to Ri, Two, and the gang:
sofurry.com/s/mBBvdkXm
btw "Ri" is too short for SF but "Ri the Lucario" is too long so I'm kinda stuck here
Late Night Stories by Ri-Luca - SoFurry
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sofurry.com
January 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I heard SoFurry was back (it was gone?) so I went over and set up my account finally!
Starting off with a kinda older story but should be a good introduction to Ri, Two, and the gang:
sofurry.com/s/mBBvdkXm
btw "Ri" is too short for SF but "Ri the Lucario" is too long so I'm kinda stuck here
Starting off with a kinda older story but should be a good introduction to Ri, Two, and the gang:
sofurry.com/s/mBBvdkXm
btw "Ri" is too short for SF but "Ri the Lucario" is too long so I'm kinda stuck here
I feel like all my best music is stuff that's modelled to be in a PMD game.
I dunno what that says, either I'm destined to be the composer for PMD 5 or I guess it really just means PMD's had a big influence on my musicmaking
I dunno what that says, either I'm destined to be the composer for PMD 5 or I guess it really just means PMD's had a big influence on my musicmaking
January 11, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I feel like all my best music is stuff that's modelled to be in a PMD game.
I dunno what that says, either I'm destined to be the composer for PMD 5 or I guess it really just means PMD's had a big influence on my musicmaking
I dunno what that says, either I'm destined to be the composer for PMD 5 or I guess it really just means PMD's had a big influence on my musicmaking
🎶You spin me right round, baby right round
like a beyblade baby right round round round🎵
like a beyblade baby right round round round🎵
January 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
🎶You spin me right round, baby right round
like a beyblade baby right round round round🎵
like a beyblade baby right round round round🎵
four-legged derg presents both his forepaws:
"Say hello to legs 4 and 5!"
"Where's 3?"
*Instant massive derg boner*
"Say hello to legs 4 and 5!"
"Where's 3?"
*Instant massive derg boner*
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
four-legged derg presents both his forepaws:
"Say hello to legs 4 and 5!"
"Where's 3?"
*Instant massive derg boner*
"Say hello to legs 4 and 5!"
"Where's 3?"
*Instant massive derg boner*
I'm still charmed by the idea of Two singing his gay revision of Uptown Girl on Karaoke night at Perch
January 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I'm still charmed by the idea of Two singing his gay revision of Uptown Girl on Karaoke night at Perch
Two, the gay goober psychic nuke cat Mewtwo cowering behind his shyer, quieter, goober Lucario mate at the sight of Pokemon God
January 7, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Two, the gay goober psychic nuke cat Mewtwo cowering behind his shyer, quieter, goober Lucario mate at the sight of Pokemon God
The perma-muzzled Zork thoughts are returning...
January 5, 2026 at 3:34 AM
The perma-muzzled Zork thoughts are returning...
Also, that strap that Two "makes" Ri wear is a commercially available product. It's marketed as a kind of "modesty-keeping" device in case your pokemon have a habit of getting hardons at awkward times but when Two figured out what it was he hopped on getting Ri to try out its locked mode~
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Also, that strap that Two "makes" Ri wear is a commercially available product. It's marketed as a kind of "modesty-keeping" device in case your pokemon have a habit of getting hardons at awkward times but when Two figured out what it was he hopped on getting Ri to try out its locked mode~
Ri and Two's jobs as bartenders might get stressful at times, but luckily they're both very good at "stress relief" to make sure they manage themselves~
January 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Ri and Two's jobs as bartenders might get stressful at times, but luckily they're both very good at "stress relief" to make sure they manage themselves~
*aa* now I'm having delusions of grandeur of Two winning in a fight against Arceus
Its not like Two's on an equal foot with literal Pokemon God but what Two can do to a mind is *scary* if he gets even a split moment's head start.
... And being able to read minds gives him quite a head start
Its not like Two's on an equal foot with literal Pokemon God but what Two can do to a mind is *scary* if he gets even a split moment's head start.
... And being able to read minds gives him quite a head start
January 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
*aa* now I'm having delusions of grandeur of Two winning in a fight against Arceus
Its not like Two's on an equal foot with literal Pokemon God but what Two can do to a mind is *scary* if he gets even a split moment's head start.
... And being able to read minds gives him quite a head start
Its not like Two's on an equal foot with literal Pokemon God but what Two can do to a mind is *scary* if he gets even a split moment's head start.
... And being able to read minds gives him quite a head start
Arceus, with this taken aback expression: "You are not of my creation"
Two in his dreams: "Yeah, am I too magnificent to be something you made~?"
Two in reality: clinging pitifully to Ri because Ri is the one being in all existence he trusts who thinks of him as a real pokemon
Two in his dreams: "Yeah, am I too magnificent to be something you made~?"
Two in reality: clinging pitifully to Ri because Ri is the one being in all existence he trusts who thinks of him as a real pokemon
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Arceus, with this taken aback expression: "You are not of my creation"
Two in his dreams: "Yeah, am I too magnificent to be something you made~?"
Two in reality: clinging pitifully to Ri because Ri is the one being in all existence he trusts who thinks of him as a real pokemon
Two in his dreams: "Yeah, am I too magnificent to be something you made~?"
Two in reality: clinging pitifully to Ri because Ri is the one being in all existence he trusts who thinks of him as a real pokemon
oh to be a sexy zoroark sleeping all splayed out~
December 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
oh to be a sexy zoroark sleeping all splayed out~
this is out of nowhere but it's a thought that's been brewing a long time:
Ri and Two would be *sexy* blacksmiths if Ri could handle the heat~
Ri and Two would be *sexy* blacksmiths if Ri could handle the heat~
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
this is out of nowhere but it's a thought that's been brewing a long time:
Ri and Two would be *sexy* blacksmiths if Ri could handle the heat~
Ri and Two would be *sexy* blacksmiths if Ri could handle the heat~
Merry Christmas!
Have fun with your under-tree Zork, but I do need him back before the end of the day.
Have fun with your under-tree Zork, but I do need him back before the end of the day.
December 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Merry Christmas!
Have fun with your under-tree Zork, but I do need him back before the end of the day.
Have fun with your under-tree Zork, but I do need him back before the end of the day.
don't worry if you hear something in your house tonight, that's probably just me wrapping up a muzzled, caged Zoroark and putting him under your tree~
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
don't worry if you hear something in your house tonight, that's probably just me wrapping up a muzzled, caged Zoroark and putting him under your tree~
oh my gosh, I've been listening to sometimes-crap-sometimes-OK modern covers of Christmas music so long it's beyond refreshing to go back to the old ones that are actually timeless
December 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
oh my gosh, I've been listening to sometimes-crap-sometimes-OK modern covers of Christmas music so long it's beyond refreshing to go back to the old ones that are actually timeless
I love Zork
I've been thinking about Zork *so much* lately
more than Ri, even.
I've been thinking about Zork *so much* lately
more than Ri, even.
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I love Zork
I've been thinking about Zork *so much* lately
more than Ri, even.
I've been thinking about Zork *so much* lately
more than Ri, even.
A Zork walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man:
"Got any......
grapes?"
"Got any......
grapes?"
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
A Zork walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man:
"Got any......
grapes?"
"Got any......
grapes?"
it's kinda bittersweet because I would like it to be consistent, but at the same time it means I've grown over the years and my characters are more nuanced and complicated.
It's also *painful* going back to some of my earliest stories but that's for different reasons too
It's also *painful* going back to some of my earliest stories but that's for different reasons too
Reading old stories makes me realize that Ri's, Two's, and Red's voices were all developed over years of work.
I'm reading this story from barely a year ago and even though it's just a year old Two doesn't have the voice he should. It's like every story I learn something new about each of them.
I'm reading this story from barely a year ago and even though it's just a year old Two doesn't have the voice he should. It's like every story I learn something new about each of them.
December 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
it's kinda bittersweet because I would like it to be consistent, but at the same time it means I've grown over the years and my characters are more nuanced and complicated.
It's also *painful* going back to some of my earliest stories but that's for different reasons too
It's also *painful* going back to some of my earliest stories but that's for different reasons too
Reading old stories makes me realize that Ri's, Two's, and Red's voices were all developed over years of work.
I'm reading this story from barely a year ago and even though it's just a year old Two doesn't have the voice he should. It's like every story I learn something new about each of them.
I'm reading this story from barely a year ago and even though it's just a year old Two doesn't have the voice he should. It's like every story I learn something new about each of them.
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Reading old stories makes me realize that Ri's, Two's, and Red's voices were all developed over years of work.
I'm reading this story from barely a year ago and even though it's just a year old Two doesn't have the voice he should. It's like every story I learn something new about each of them.
I'm reading this story from barely a year ago and even though it's just a year old Two doesn't have the voice he should. It's like every story I learn something new about each of them.