Aunty Otter™ feat. Newton & Ptolemy
@auntyotter.bsky.social
Learn to fly. Do it now.
And mind how you go.
-Terry Pratchett
Chaotic Good
And mind how you go.
-Terry Pratchett
Chaotic Good
A real find! $5.85 at goodwill, Banana Republic size 14. Retail is usually between $70-150 depending on the style.
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A real find! $5.85 at goodwill, Banana Republic size 14. Retail is usually between $70-150 depending on the style.
I spent way more time on this than I really needed to.
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I spent way more time on this than I really needed to.
In case the dude wasn't already disgusting AF
What the actual hell is this bugnuts ish??
www.buzzfeed.com/alanavalko/u...
What the actual hell is this bugnuts ish??
www.buzzfeed.com/alanavalko/u...
Democrats Released New Images From Epstein Island, And There's...Uhh...One That's Particularly Strange
"I think I speak for all of us when I say 'what the actual f**k'!"
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December 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
In case the dude wasn't already disgusting AF
What the actual hell is this bugnuts ish??
www.buzzfeed.com/alanavalko/u...
What the actual hell is this bugnuts ish??
www.buzzfeed.com/alanavalko/u...
Know what's a really weird aspect of having lost so much weight?
Now I can really FEEL how misaligned my hips are. The most recent pain doctor mentioned it awhile ago, but it legitimately feels like my right hip joint is twisted higher and slightly forward of the left.
Now I can really FEEL how misaligned my hips are. The most recent pain doctor mentioned it awhile ago, but it legitimately feels like my right hip joint is twisted higher and slightly forward of the left.
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Know what's a really weird aspect of having lost so much weight?
Now I can really FEEL how misaligned my hips are. The most recent pain doctor mentioned it awhile ago, but it legitimately feels like my right hip joint is twisted higher and slightly forward of the left.
Now I can really FEEL how misaligned my hips are. The most recent pain doctor mentioned it awhile ago, but it legitimately feels like my right hip joint is twisted higher and slightly forward of the left.
Just refilled 7/10 meds (one of which I paid for but won't be ready until Monday, but better safe right?). Another is due for a refill but isn't super expensive and the other 2 are just done.
$87.
$87.
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just refilled 7/10 meds (one of which I paid for but won't be ready until Monday, but better safe right?). Another is due for a refill but isn't super expensive and the other 2 are just done.
$87.
$87.
So I found this thing sitting on top of the cardboard scratch pad last night or this mornin, and it was completely unfamiliar to me. Not altogether an odd experience given... you know... memory potholes. So I put it aside and didn't think much of it.
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
So I found this thing sitting on top of the cardboard scratch pad last night or this mornin, and it was completely unfamiliar to me. Not altogether an odd experience given... you know... memory potholes. So I put it aside and didn't think much of it.
You know what's fun*?
Trying to do scar tissue massage on the heel of one hand to break up a giant knot of ouch... when the thumb on the other hand can't do a pincer because an arthritic bone spur makes a giant knot of ouch over there.
*not fun. Not fun at all.
Trying to do scar tissue massage on the heel of one hand to break up a giant knot of ouch... when the thumb on the other hand can't do a pincer because an arthritic bone spur makes a giant knot of ouch over there.
*not fun. Not fun at all.
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You know what's fun*?
Trying to do scar tissue massage on the heel of one hand to break up a giant knot of ouch... when the thumb on the other hand can't do a pincer because an arthritic bone spur makes a giant knot of ouch over there.
*not fun. Not fun at all.
Trying to do scar tissue massage on the heel of one hand to break up a giant knot of ouch... when the thumb on the other hand can't do a pincer because an arthritic bone spur makes a giant knot of ouch over there.
*not fun. Not fun at all.
There's a special kind of pain that comes of needing to do scar tissue massage into the heel of one hand... but the thumb of the other hand DON'T DO A PINCER MANEUVER. Just won't do it, without a lot of pain and release of much needed tension.
😭
😭
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
There's a special kind of pain that comes of needing to do scar tissue massage into the heel of one hand... but the thumb of the other hand DON'T DO A PINCER MANEUVER. Just won't do it, without a lot of pain and release of much needed tension.
😭
😭
It's December 1st, which means start of another round of various annual holidays!
That's all I'll say about that, but here's a great holiday season song covered by Pentatonix that makes me happy every time I listen to it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt3o...
That's all I'll say about that, but here's a great holiday season song covered by Pentatonix that makes me happy every time I listen to it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt3o...
Pentatonix - Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy (Official Video)
YouTube video by PentatonixVEVO
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December 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It's December 1st, which means start of another round of various annual holidays!
That's all I'll say about that, but here's a great holiday season song covered by Pentatonix that makes me happy every time I listen to it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt3o...
That's all I'll say about that, but here's a great holiday season song covered by Pentatonix that makes me happy every time I listen to it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt3o...
Decided to rewatch Agatha All Along finally. I meant to do so around Halloween and got distracted.
Normally Aubrey Plaza annoys TF out of me in anything, I don't know why, but this time knowing what happens I utterly adore Rio.
Normally Aubrey Plaza annoys TF out of me in anything, I don't know why, but this time knowing what happens I utterly adore Rio.
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Decided to rewatch Agatha All Along finally. I meant to do so around Halloween and got distracted.
Normally Aubrey Plaza annoys TF out of me in anything, I don't know why, but this time knowing what happens I utterly adore Rio.
Normally Aubrey Plaza annoys TF out of me in anything, I don't know why, but this time knowing what happens I utterly adore Rio.
One of my favorite content creators giving ups to one of my favorite actors. I love to see it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6wI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6wI...
Pedro Pascal vs. The Transphobes
YouTube video by Jammidodger
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November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
One of my favorite content creators giving ups to one of my favorite actors. I love to see it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6wI...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6wI...
It would definitely startle Lemmy.
Newt would tackle that f-er to the ground.
Newt would tackle that f-er to the ground.
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It would definitely startle Lemmy.
Newt would tackle that f-er to the ground.
Newt would tackle that f-er to the ground.
I am thankful.
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I am thankful.
I cut one dish out when something didn't work (planning to remake it into something else) but I'm pleased with how things turned out! Garlic mashed potatoes (with all the dairy calories), regular and horseradish deviled eggs and roasted Brussels sprouts and prosciutto in Balsamic and parmesan.
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I cut one dish out when something didn't work (planning to remake it into something else) but I'm pleased with how things turned out! Garlic mashed potatoes (with all the dairy calories), regular and horseradish deviled eggs and roasted Brussels sprouts and prosciutto in Balsamic and parmesan.
Frick yes! Officially registered tartan by the Witches of Scotland to commemorate 2,500 lives lost in the Scottish Witch Craze.
youtube.com/shorts/1J1r-...
youtube.com/shorts/1J1r-...
I love fashion with a purpose #fashion #Scotland #witches #tartan #history #witchhistory
YouTube video by Refashioned Hippie
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November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Frick yes! Officially registered tartan by the Witches of Scotland to commemorate 2,500 lives lost in the Scottish Witch Craze.
youtube.com/shorts/1J1r-...
youtube.com/shorts/1J1r-...
Between both boys getting bolder out wandering the house each day, coming out when there are more people here than the usual and their general air of contentedness and comfort.. no matter how stressed I get about everything and nothing, I know that they are happy and know they are loved.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Between both boys getting bolder out wandering the house each day, coming out when there are more people here than the usual and their general air of contentedness and comfort.. no matter how stressed I get about everything and nothing, I know that they are happy and know they are loved.
Dear stress,
Please stop making my eyelid twitch.
Kthx.
Please stop making my eyelid twitch.
Kthx.
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Dear stress,
Please stop making my eyelid twitch.
Kthx.
Please stop making my eyelid twitch.
Kthx.
I am hooman.
When is the dinners?
Please pass the fishes.
When is the dinners?
Please pass the fishes.
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I am hooman.
When is the dinners?
Please pass the fishes.
When is the dinners?
Please pass the fishes.
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale was definitely a nostalgic romp.
Worthwhile to see how the characters have developed and lessons learned from all the previous films and series.
Worthwhile to see how the characters have developed and lessons learned from all the previous films and series.
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale was definitely a nostalgic romp.
Worthwhile to see how the characters have developed and lessons learned from all the previous films and series.
Worthwhile to see how the characters have developed and lessons learned from all the previous films and series.
Women are not vending machines.
You cannot put in "nice guy" or "attention" tokens and make sex fall out.
That is not how it works.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC7p...
You cannot put in "nice guy" or "attention" tokens and make sex fall out.
That is not how it works.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC7p...
Stop Treating Women Like Vending Machines
YouTube video by The Speech Prof
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November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Women are not vending machines.
You cannot put in "nice guy" or "attention" tokens and make sex fall out.
That is not how it works.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC7p...
You cannot put in "nice guy" or "attention" tokens and make sex fall out.
That is not how it works.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC7p...