Sandles
@auldnme.bsky.social
New Zealander. Ex NZ Army. Occasional writer. Active observer of the daily horrors, so, I drink, and I know things. Sweary.
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Happy New year. Except to criminal rapist, pedophile scum Presidents.
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Happy New year. Except to criminal rapist, pedophile scum Presidents.
Does everyone realise, that under this Trump border regime, only Trump fans, no Trump critics, will get a visa to visit the USA to cheer on their countries in the 2026 Football World Cup? It’s going to be a cluster fuck of global proportions when fans try to enter the USA.
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Does everyone realise, that under this Trump border regime, only Trump fans, no Trump critics, will get a visa to visit the USA to cheer on their countries in the 2026 Football World Cup? It’s going to be a cluster fuck of global proportions when fans try to enter the USA.
Did you know, there’s not a single thing, on any New Zealand Television channel, acknowledging or celebrating New Year’s Eve, or the changeover to the new year. Nothing, no music thing, no countdown, not a single thing. I reckon that’s pretty shit.
December 31, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Did you know, there’s not a single thing, on any New Zealand Television channel, acknowledging or celebrating New Year’s Eve, or the changeover to the new year. Nothing, no music thing, no countdown, not a single thing. I reckon that’s pretty shit.
My final thoughts on here for 2025. I hope Trump dies in 2026, all his lickspittle are locked up and I’m looking forward to Ukraine finally and fully fucking Russia, without the help of the USA. Happy New Year.
December 31, 2025 at 6:34 AM
My final thoughts on here for 2025. I hope Trump dies in 2026, all his lickspittle are locked up and I’m looking forward to Ukraine finally and fully fucking Russia, without the help of the USA. Happy New Year.
New Years Eve in New Zealand.
Here’s a funky tune to get you in the dancing trousers mood. Fkn love this.
Here’s a funky tune to get you in the dancing trousers mood. Fkn love this.
The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
YouTube video by BrothersJohnsonVEVO
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December 31, 2025 at 6:31 AM
New Years Eve in New Zealand.
Here’s a funky tune to get you in the dancing trousers mood. Fkn love this.
Here’s a funky tune to get you in the dancing trousers mood. Fkn love this.
I’m sick to fucking death of news outlets reporting anything Trump says as though it has any fucking relevance or is some sort of important utterance from a proper word leader. Anything Trump says is a word vomit stream of insanity from an unhinged monster and should be treated as such.
December 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I’m sick to fucking death of news outlets reporting anything Trump says as though it has any fucking relevance or is some sort of important utterance from a proper word leader. Anything Trump says is a word vomit stream of insanity from an unhinged monster and should be treated as such.
Trump is the worst human being born on planet earth in the last 100 years. Over 30% of Americans still approve of his disgusting, murderous, pedophilia.
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Trump is the worst human being born on planet earth in the last 100 years. Over 30% of Americans still approve of his disgusting, murderous, pedophilia.
Watched the new Naked Gun movie. It was pretty shit.
December 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Watched the new Naked Gun movie. It was pretty shit.
Bardot is dead.
Her image is complicated by the fact she was convicted five times for inciting racial hatred over remarks – most of them about Muslims and what she called an “invasion” of foreigners in France, but also about people on the French island of Réunion, whom she described as “savages”.
Her image is complicated by the fact she was convicted five times for inciting racial hatred over remarks – most of them about Muslims and what she called an “invasion” of foreigners in France, but also about people on the French island of Réunion, whom she described as “savages”.
December 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Bardot is dead.
Her image is complicated by the fact she was convicted five times for inciting racial hatred over remarks – most of them about Muslims and what she called an “invasion” of foreigners in France, but also about people on the French island of Réunion, whom she described as “savages”.
Her image is complicated by the fact she was convicted five times for inciting racial hatred over remarks – most of them about Muslims and what she called an “invasion” of foreigners in France, but also about people on the French island of Réunion, whom she described as “savages”.
So, for our Christmas wine. I spent a fortune on these. It occurred to me, having had very expensive red and white wines, there’s literally no point spending a lot of money on wine. Maximum $30 on a red and $20 on a white will get you as good a bottle of wine as you need for any occasion.
December 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
So, for our Christmas wine. I spent a fortune on these. It occurred to me, having had very expensive red and white wines, there’s literally no point spending a lot of money on wine. Maximum $30 on a red and $20 on a white will get you as good a bottle of wine as you need for any occasion.
This is Tessa, she’s the most beautiful pup ever.
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
This is Tessa, she’s the most beautiful pup ever.
The USA under Trump is a belligerent to Western Civilisation. Americans are now hostages to a regime hell bent on creating a totalitarian dictatorship. The Trump regime is not Authoritarian, it’s totalitarian. The western world must cut off all relations with the US Regime. Isolate it fully.
December 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The USA under Trump is a belligerent to Western Civilisation. Americans are now hostages to a regime hell bent on creating a totalitarian dictatorship. The Trump regime is not Authoritarian, it’s totalitarian. The western world must cut off all relations with the US Regime. Isolate it fully.
Little known aspect of being a New Zealander. When you’re far away, internationally, and you arrive at the final hub for your Air New Zealand flight home. You see the Koru of the Air NZ plane, waiting to carry you through the last 10-12 hours, to home…It’s a quietly tearful thing, every time.
December 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Little known aspect of being a New Zealander. When you’re far away, internationally, and you arrive at the final hub for your Air New Zealand flight home. You see the Koru of the Air NZ plane, waiting to carry you through the last 10-12 hours, to home…It’s a quietly tearful thing, every time.
Watched the hilarious 2016 movie, Grimsby. I’d forgotten that at the end, Trump gets AIDS from swallowing blood splatters in a crowded stadium. 😂😂😂😂
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Watched the hilarious 2016 movie, Grimsby. I’d forgotten that at the end, Trump gets AIDS from swallowing blood splatters in a crowded stadium. 😂😂😂😂
Happy Christmas to you who live in the wrong hemisphere, making today in New Zealand yesterday where you are today. Something like that. It’s Boxing Day here, while it’s Christmas there. You lot. Hope you had a good day.
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Happy Christmas to you who live in the wrong hemisphere, making today in New Zealand yesterday where you are today. Something like that. It’s Boxing Day here, while it’s Christmas there. You lot. Hope you had a good day.
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What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.
December 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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All I want for Christmas, is Trump and his entire coterie of lickspittle to be arrested, tried for crimes against humanity, treason, sedition, sexual assault, human trafficking and murder. Then locked up for life.
December 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
All I want for Christmas, is Trump and his entire coterie of lickspittle to be arrested, tried for crimes against humanity, treason, sedition, sexual assault, human trafficking and murder. Then locked up for life.
Opposing Israeli Genocide, isn’t antisemitism.
Stop Picking On Poor Little Israel
Reading by Tim Foley:
open.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Opposing Israeli Genocide, isn’t antisemitism.
Say what you like about Kristi Noem. But she really is a scrawny, bandy legged, knock kneed, puppy killing, pox faced, botox filled, plastic titted, scungy, hateful, racist, xenophobic, fucking mongrel isn’t she?
December 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Say what you like about Kristi Noem. But she really is a scrawny, bandy legged, knock kneed, puppy killing, pox faced, botox filled, plastic titted, scungy, hateful, racist, xenophobic, fucking mongrel isn’t she?
💯 those stupid fucking Trump battleships are never going to happen. ‘Trump Class’. Trump has zero class. Zero chance of a ‘Battleship’ bearing his name. What a clueless fucking tool. Yet again, the dumbest day in America, so far.
December 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
💯 those stupid fucking Trump battleships are never going to happen. ‘Trump Class’. Trump has zero class. Zero chance of a ‘Battleship’ bearing his name. What a clueless fucking tool. Yet again, the dumbest day in America, so far.
This is the 60 Minutes segment about CECOT, which Trump doesn’t want you watching. open.substack.com/pub/muellers...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
open.substack.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is the 60 Minutes segment about CECOT, which Trump doesn’t want you watching. open.substack.com/pub/muellers...
Random observation. The gayest of all men’s sports is soccer. (Except Hockey) Yet somehow, the world’s soccer players try to pretend almost none of them are gay. When was the last time a men’s soccer player at any of the world’s premier soccer clubs admitted to being gay? Why is that?
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Random observation. The gayest of all men’s sports is soccer. (Except Hockey) Yet somehow, the world’s soccer players try to pretend almost none of them are gay. When was the last time a men’s soccer player at any of the world’s premier soccer clubs admitted to being gay? Why is that?
It’s hard to ignore the FACT, that tens of millions of Americans voted for the worst American who ever lived, to be their President. It’s hard to ignore that adult Americans, with university degrees, chose to work for that disgusting human being. The USA is utterly fucked.
December 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
It’s hard to ignore the FACT, that tens of millions of Americans voted for the worst American who ever lived, to be their President. It’s hard to ignore that adult Americans, with university degrees, chose to work for that disgusting human being. The USA is utterly fucked.
The rich and famous hanging out with Epstein may not have also been molesting children. However, all of them also knew Epstein was a notorious pedophile and sex trafficker. Just like those who spent time with Jimmy Savile. They knew what he was, but chose to hang out with him anyway. Fuck them all.
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The rich and famous hanging out with Epstein may not have also been molesting children. However, all of them also knew Epstein was a notorious pedophile and sex trafficker. Just like those who spent time with Jimmy Savile. They knew what he was, but chose to hang out with him anyway. Fuck them all.