Sandles
@auldnme.bsky.social
New Zealander. Ex NZ Army. Occasional writer. Active observer of the daily horrors, so, I drink, and I know things. Sweary.
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Imagine the mind of the colonist fuckwit who brought fucking Sparrows to New Zealand? He landed on a country covered in forest full of the most incredible song birds in the world and decided, ‘yes, what we need to add here are small annoying brown birds’.
What a cunt.
What a cunt.
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Imagine the mind of the colonist fuckwit who brought fucking Sparrows to New Zealand? He landed on a country covered in forest full of the most incredible song birds in the world and decided, ‘yes, what we need to add here are small annoying brown birds’.
What a cunt.
What a cunt.
The BBC was fucking stupid to edit Trump. The strongest case against Trump has always been the endless stream of filth and lies that spew from his disgusting maw. You don’t have to edit it, just record it and press play. FFS!
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The BBC was fucking stupid to edit Trump. The strongest case against Trump has always been the endless stream of filth and lies that spew from his disgusting maw. You don’t have to edit it, just record it and press play. FFS!
Jeeez, I wonder what’s going to happen when the USA invades Venezuela looking for Fentanyl factories and all they find are oil wells? 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Jeeez, I wonder what’s going to happen when the USA invades Venezuela looking for Fentanyl factories and all they find are oil wells? 🤔
The yanks are really going to have their work cut out, clearing up the monstrous shit stain Trump has wiped all over everything in their country and around the world.
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The yanks are really going to have their work cut out, clearing up the monstrous shit stain Trump has wiped all over everything in their country and around the world.
It’s kind of shocking, that conservatives are terrified of drag queens, but totally ok with their hero being a child rapist.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It’s kind of shocking, that conservatives are terrified of drag queens, but totally ok with their hero being a child rapist.
I’m confident we’re edging closer to a place where Trump and his disgusting lickspittle go to prison for the rest of their worthless lives.
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I’m confident we’re edging closer to a place where Trump and his disgusting lickspittle go to prison for the rest of their worthless lives.
I’m a little surprised we’ve got to here, for people to start realising that supporting Trump, is supporting a convicted criminal and child rapist. But here we are.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I’m a little surprised we’ve got to here, for people to start realising that supporting Trump, is supporting a convicted criminal and child rapist. But here we are.
Yep
If **Jeffrey Epstein** thinks you're a evil and demented sociopath, the odds are overwhelming that you are, in fact, an evil and demented sociopath.
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Yep
Going to be an interesting ‘Thanksgiving’ in the USA this year…
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Going to be an interesting ‘Thanksgiving’ in the USA this year…
Why is more not being made about what an utterly fucked society the USA is? 10’s of millions of the population are dependent on food stamps. Health care is a bankruptcy issue and the government ‘shuts down’. It’s the most fucked up country on earth, not ‘the land of the free’.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Why is more not being made about what an utterly fucked society the USA is? 10’s of millions of the population are dependent on food stamps. Health care is a bankruptcy issue and the government ‘shuts down’. It’s the most fucked up country on earth, not ‘the land of the free’.
The USA is fundamentally a fucked up country, run by irredeemable cunts. Prove me wrong..
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The USA is fundamentally a fucked up country, run by irredeemable cunts. Prove me wrong..
Are we sure Tesla share holders aren’t all just AI bots created by Elon Musk to buy Tesla shares?
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Are we sure Tesla share holders aren’t all just AI bots created by Elon Musk to buy Tesla shares?
You know that old Scottish folk song, ‘Loch Lomond’?
“You take the high road”….etc.
Well, I’ve been to Scotland, and I can confirm this is the high road.
“You take the high road”….etc.
Well, I’ve been to Scotland, and I can confirm this is the high road.
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
You know that old Scottish folk song, ‘Loch Lomond’?
“You take the high road”….etc.
Well, I’ve been to Scotland, and I can confirm this is the high road.
“You take the high road”….etc.
Well, I’ve been to Scotland, and I can confirm this is the high road.
Meanwhile, here in New Zealand…
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Meanwhile, here in New Zealand…
Now that’s an Eggs Bene!
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Now that’s an Eggs Bene!
Says the UN chief, one of thousands of delegates who jetted into the Amazon, where they’d deforested thousands of hectares of rainforest, to build a highway making it easier for delegates to get to the climate conference they could have on zoom. 🤔
Missing 1.5C climate target is a moral failure, UN chief tells Cop30 summit
UN secretary general António Guterres urges opening session in Brazil to bring about a ‘fundamental paradigm shift’
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Says the UN chief, one of thousands of delegates who jetted into the Amazon, where they’d deforested thousands of hectares of rainforest, to build a highway making it easier for delegates to get to the climate conference they could have on zoom. 🤔
I think we can all agree that this was the moment Sir David Beckham earned his knighthood.😁
David Beckham's free kick against Greece
YouTube video by FA Editor
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I think we can all agree that this was the moment Sir David Beckham earned his knighthood.😁
In news unrelated to anything at all. The music genre I favour the least, is ‘dub step’. Dub Step sounds like the sort of noise a robot would make, if you were able to torture it to death.
November 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
In news unrelated to anything at all. The music genre I favour the least, is ‘dub step’. Dub Step sounds like the sort of noise a robot would make, if you were able to torture it to death.
Remember when Trump said he could shoot someone on 5th avenue and his cult wouldn’t care? I guess they won’t care when the Epstein files confirm what we all know. Trump is a rapey Pedo. So, given he knows his cult don’t care that he’s a child rapist, why are his lickspittle still hiding the files?
November 1, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Remember when Trump said he could shoot someone on 5th avenue and his cult wouldn’t care? I guess they won’t care when the Epstein files confirm what we all know. Trump is a rapey Pedo. So, given he knows his cult don’t care that he’s a child rapist, why are his lickspittle still hiding the files?
The sly nonce of the lambs!
November 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
The sly nonce of the lambs!
Trying out my new phone camera on Tessa. She’s not interested, doesn’t care about my new phone camera…it’s an incredible phone camera though…
November 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Trying out my new phone camera on Tessa. She’s not interested, doesn’t care about my new phone camera…it’s an incredible phone camera though…
Tessa loves going to the beach…
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Tessa loves going to the beach…