Sandles
@auldnme.bsky.social
New Zealander. Ex NZ Army. Occasional writer. Active observer of the daily horrors, so, I drink, and I know things. Sweary.
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What the actual fuck? Behold the mad king
February 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
What the actual fuck? Behold the mad king
The current US Health Secretary said on television that he wasn’t scared of germs because he’d snorted cocaine off a toilet seat…
February 13, 2026 at 9:10 AM
The current US Health Secretary said on television that he wasn’t scared of germs because he’d snorted cocaine off a toilet seat…
Trump always refers to Obama as Barack Hussein Obama, with the overt intention of reinforcing his prejudices.
I love how Lawrence O’Donnell refers to Kashyap Patel, as Kashyap Patel. Because Kashyap Patel obviously doesn’t like the yap bit, of Kashyap Patel. Otherwise he’d use his proper name.
I love how Lawrence O’Donnell refers to Kashyap Patel, as Kashyap Patel. Because Kashyap Patel obviously doesn’t like the yap bit, of Kashyap Patel. Otherwise he’d use his proper name.
February 13, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Trump always refers to Obama as Barack Hussein Obama, with the overt intention of reinforcing his prejudices.
I love how Lawrence O’Donnell refers to Kashyap Patel, as Kashyap Patel. Because Kashyap Patel obviously doesn’t like the yap bit, of Kashyap Patel. Otherwise he’d use his proper name.
I love how Lawrence O’Donnell refers to Kashyap Patel, as Kashyap Patel. Because Kashyap Patel obviously doesn’t like the yap bit, of Kashyap Patel. Otherwise he’d use his proper name.
Winston is going hard out to appeal to the racist, xenophobic boomers that make up the right wing in New Zealand. Going full Trumpian, saying he wants to get rid of the Maori parliamentary seats. He knows that’s red meat to the mouth breathing racist scum bags who vote in NZ. Fuck Winston Peters.
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Winston is going hard out to appeal to the racist, xenophobic boomers that make up the right wing in New Zealand. Going full Trumpian, saying he wants to get rid of the Maori parliamentary seats. He knows that’s red meat to the mouth breathing racist scum bags who vote in NZ. Fuck Winston Peters.
The worst shit fuckery of Bondi’s pathetic display in congress today was her petulant screeching about how Trump was the greatest President in the history of ever and how dare anyone question him. Fuck my days. That alone should see her removed and imprisoned for the rest of her miserable life.
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 AM
The worst shit fuckery of Bondi’s pathetic display in congress today was her petulant screeching about how Trump was the greatest President in the history of ever and how dare anyone question him. Fuck my days. That alone should see her removed and imprisoned for the rest of her miserable life.
The Winter Olympics is literally just young rich white people competing against each other in their winter holiday activities of choice aren’t they? It’s almost as pretentious as competitive yacht sports.
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
The Winter Olympics is literally just young rich white people competing against each other in their winter holiday activities of choice aren’t they? It’s almost as pretentious as competitive yacht sports.
Disappointed to learn the Canadian shooter was a trans. The mouth breathers are going to have a field day.
February 12, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Disappointed to learn the Canadian shooter was a trans. The mouth breathers are going to have a field day.
Worst, most hateful, despicable, destructive, organised groups in the world. ISIS, Al Queda, Zionists, US Republicans, MAGA, Orangemen, ICE, KKK, IDF, Reform UK, TPUSA, US Military. For starters.
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Worst, most hateful, despicable, destructive, organised groups in the world. ISIS, Al Queda, Zionists, US Republicans, MAGA, Orangemen, ICE, KKK, IDF, Reform UK, TPUSA, US Military. For starters.
Meanwhile, in New Zealand.
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Meanwhile, in New Zealand.
So, apparently Ghislane Maxwell, convicted child sex trafficker and close associate of convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, who was murdered in prison. Will testify to exonerate best friend of Epstein, Donald Trump, if he lets her off being in prison for the rest of her life. Seems legit.
February 10, 2026 at 9:05 AM
So, apparently Ghislane Maxwell, convicted child sex trafficker and close associate of convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, who was murdered in prison. Will testify to exonerate best friend of Epstein, Donald Trump, if he lets her off being in prison for the rest of her life. Seems legit.
Unpaid promotion. I’m away for the weekend. I’ve got this thing as my tunes speaker in our holiday cottage. It’s insanely good. I keep looking at it, how the fuck does such high quality sounding music come out of this thing from my iPad? It’s awesome! I’ve never used it before.
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Unpaid promotion. I’m away for the weekend. I’ve got this thing as my tunes speaker in our holiday cottage. It’s insanely good. I keep looking at it, how the fuck does such high quality sounding music come out of this thing from my iPad? It’s awesome! I’ve never used it before.
Smashed as!
Popped into Smash Palace at Horopito on the Central Plateau today. Legendary ‘carnage’.
Popped into Smash Palace at Horopito on the Central Plateau today. Legendary ‘carnage’.
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Smashed as!
Popped into Smash Palace at Horopito on the Central Plateau today. Legendary ‘carnage’.
Popped into Smash Palace at Horopito on the Central Plateau today. Legendary ‘carnage’.
Guess Trump didn’t enjoy the show?
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Guess Trump didn’t enjoy the show?
People need to be more aware of what an utterly destructive cunt Peter Theil is
It takes a special kind of hypocrisy to be Peter Thiel.
A gay, immigrant billionaire who enjoys an open marriage, yet bankrolls a movement hellbent on destroying the inclusive democracy that made his life possible.
He is pulling up the ladder after he climbed it
A gay, immigrant billionaire who enjoys an open marriage, yet bankrolls a movement hellbent on destroying the inclusive democracy that made his life possible.
He is pulling up the ladder after he climbed it
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 AM
People need to be more aware of what an utterly destructive cunt Peter Theil is
Away for the weekend. Pretty terrible view from the property.
February 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Away for the weekend. Pretty terrible view from the property.
Anyone ever noticed you never see Peter Mandelson and Petyr Baelish in the same room? Mandelson is literally ‘Little Finger’. George R.R Martin must have met Mandelson when he was creating Little Finger.
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Anyone ever noticed you never see Peter Mandelson and Petyr Baelish in the same room? Mandelson is literally ‘Little Finger’. George R.R Martin must have met Mandelson when he was creating Little Finger.
You know we wouldn’t have heard of Lindsey Vonn if she wasn’t hot as well as being good at skiing?
February 7, 2026 at 5:46 AM
You know we wouldn’t have heard of Lindsey Vonn if she wasn’t hot as well as being good at skiing?
So, why are no journalists asking Trump the obvious question, ‘if the Democrats rigged the 2020 election you lost, why the fuck didn’t they do it again in 2024? Everyone saw what a cunt you were the first time. Surely they’d do anything to stop you getting back in? Explain that. You piece of shit.’
February 7, 2026 at 2:52 AM
So, why are no journalists asking Trump the obvious question, ‘if the Democrats rigged the 2020 election you lost, why the fuck didn’t they do it again in 2024? Everyone saw what a cunt you were the first time. Surely they’d do anything to stop you getting back in? Explain that. You piece of shit.’
So, lately in the USA, the President posted a meme of the Obamas as apes and the US Vice President was loudly boo’d at an international sporting event’s opening ceremony. Just another day in the Shit Hole.
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
So, lately in the USA, the President posted a meme of the Obamas as apes and the US Vice President was loudly boo’d at an international sporting event’s opening ceremony. Just another day in the Shit Hole.
Of all the advances in medical science, why is dentistry still so medieval? There is nothing I’m more scared of, other than being eaten by sharks if I swim in the sea, than going to a dentist. It’s an absolute last resort for me, to pay a sadist to torture me in the mouth with metal instruments.
February 6, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Of all the advances in medical science, why is dentistry still so medieval? There is nothing I’m more scared of, other than being eaten by sharks if I swim in the sea, than going to a dentist. It’s an absolute last resort for me, to pay a sadist to torture me in the mouth with metal instruments.
Taking a break from playing with our favourite toy.
February 6, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Taking a break from playing with our favourite toy.
Wow, Crypto is falling off a cliff…
February 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Wow, Crypto is falling off a cliff…
Apparently it’s the Super Bowl soon. American football is utter shit. If it was any good, more countries would take it up. It’s a stupid tedious game that only Americans like, for reasons nobody else in the world can fathom. A bit like their shitty coffee and disgusting cheese.
February 5, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Apparently it’s the Super Bowl soon. American football is utter shit. If it was any good, more countries would take it up. It’s a stupid tedious game that only Americans like, for reasons nobody else in the world can fathom. A bit like their shitty coffee and disgusting cheese.