ironic detachment and pathetic vulnerability are two sides of the same coin. the act of obfuscation gives the game away. you cannot hide, you can merely delay.

i hate cars. i hate needing to drive them. i hate needing to maintain them. everything i have learned about them is against my will.

kinda wild how Ocarina of Time is still the greatest videogame of all time.

reconciling my emotional desire to annihilate my flesh with the cognitive understanding that it is in fact *my* flesh.

2025 patrick bateman would listen to Pod Save America

goddamn, we really speedran enshittification of the internet didn't we? trying to find basic information in a search engine and having to sift through ai-algo slop. i would become a luddite if my surrounding community weren't people that wanted to violently kill me.

taco bell getting rid of the quesarito forced me to become a maoist