Augustus
@augustusthe4th.bsky.social
I'm a 36 yr old Christian who loves animals and people. The little brown dog is Evie (RIP 2022). Here to talk and make you laugh and feel encouraged. He/him
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Augustus
@augustusthe4th.bsky.social
· Feb 8
Feeling down? Like you're just not good enough to succeed? Then listen to the wise words of Evie!
FRIDAY! Whether you got one more workday or today is your last for the week you can count on 2 things:
1. I love ya
2. I want you to have a great day
1. I love ya
2. I want you to have a great day
a cartoon character with a very long neck pointing at something
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January 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
FRIDAY! Whether you got one more workday or today is your last for the week you can count on 2 things:
1. I love ya
2. I want you to have a great day
1. I love ya
2. I want you to have a great day
It's @catgirlx1893.bsky.social birthday today and I just told the whole staff at this Sizzler so I could get the free cake!
happy birthday from all of us to you we wish it was our birthday so we could party
ALT: happy birthday from all of us to you we wish it was our birthday so we could party
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January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
It's @catgirlx1893.bsky.social birthday today and I just told the whole staff at this Sizzler so I could get the free cake!
HEY YOU! I love you and hope you have a good day! 😁 🫂
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January 7, 2026 at 12:51 PM
HEY YOU! I love you and hope you have a good day! 😁 🫂
DON'T BOTHER ENTERING THAT SNES IS MINE!
January 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
DON'T BOTHER ENTERING THAT SNES IS MINE!
Do you have an elderly person in your life who's currently "under the weather" yet continues to push themselves? Call our offices now and you'll be put in contact with one of our expert "Old-Wranglers". Don't delay their recovery! Call 888-OLD-STOP now!
a close up of a man 's face with a mustache and the words call now .
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January 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Do you have an elderly person in your life who's currently "under the weather" yet continues to push themselves? Call our offices now and you'll be put in contact with one of our expert "Old-Wranglers". Don't delay their recovery! Call 888-OLD-STOP now!
WHY COULDN'T I HAVE HAD THIS? 😭 I would've loved this... well maybe, that's a lot of marshmallow.
Dexter’s Laboratory Amazing Creation Ice Cream (2000-circa 2001): Vanilla ice cream loaded with a chocolate-marshmallow swirl, and marshmallow-filled chocolatey pieces shaped like characters Dexter and Dee-Dee from the Cartoon Network series, "Dexter's Laboratory"
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
WHY COULDN'T I HAVE HAD THIS? 😭 I would've loved this... well maybe, that's a lot of marshmallow.
I know about ergot and stuff but how is it that lycanthropy is a mental illness but not... whatever turning into a bunny is... lagothropy? My question is: why did people think they were turning into wolves and not other forest animals? GIF possibly unrelated.
a white rabbit is sitting in front of a box of pink balls
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January 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I know about ergot and stuff but how is it that lycanthropy is a mental illness but not... whatever turning into a bunny is... lagothropy? My question is: why did people think they were turning into wolves and not other forest animals? GIF possibly unrelated.
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you don't have to Google Home, but you can't Stadia here
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
you don't have to Google Home, but you can't Stadia here
Now if all cyberdogs looked like this I would be a little more okay with the robotic future. I would feel safe in the little paws of Cyber-Rocky.
We got movement from a flock of deer and im watching very, very closely....all safe here.
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Now if all cyberdogs looked like this I would be a little more okay with the robotic future. I would feel safe in the little paws of Cyber-Rocky.
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Pugberto can beat DK Country 2 without dying. He's on a level most gamers can't reach.
"Welcome to Crocodile Isle"
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (1995)
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (1995)
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Pugberto can beat DK Country 2 without dying. He's on a level most gamers can't reach.
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Especially your fly girl. youtu.be/1MJUoOtGufI?...
Say Some Gangsta Is Dissing Your Fly Girl - The Simpsons
YouTube video by Simpsons Clips
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January 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Especially your fly girl. youtu.be/1MJUoOtGufI?...
I went through my calendar for this year last night and something occurred to me: I spent a lot of this year connecting with people. It seemed every time I learned new things about people it made me love them more. You're all wonderful people and anyone who says otherwise is gonna get slapped. 🫂
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December 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I went through my calendar for this year last night and something occurred to me: I spent a lot of this year connecting with people. It seemed every time I learned new things about people it made me love them more. You're all wonderful people and anyone who says otherwise is gonna get slapped. 🫂
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December 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I shaved my mustache and while facetiming my nephew he said: "You look 28 and 48 at the same time" and I don't know how to feel about that.
a man with long hair and a beard says so i don 't know
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December 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I shaved my mustache and while facetiming my nephew he said: "You look 28 and 48 at the same time" and I don't know how to feel about that.
I find snow pretty and relaxing... when I don't have to deal with it to get to work. 😂
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I find snow pretty and relaxing... when I don't have to deal with it to get to work. 😂
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Toby got a bear for Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Toby got a bear for Christmas
Hey, whether you celebrate it or not, Merry Quismoss from me and the artist Grand Foyer.
youtu.be/xFzo4CKttkU?...
youtu.be/xFzo4CKttkU?...
i’ll be home for quismoiss
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December 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Hey, whether you celebrate it or not, Merry Quismoss from me and the artist Grand Foyer.
youtu.be/xFzo4CKttkU?...
youtu.be/xFzo4CKttkU?...
If someone takes your hope away they have nothing left to take from you.
Feeling down on your luck? In need of a change? Enjoy a good jarful of metaphorical strawberry jam? Then this thread about hope and a girl named Pandora is for you!
3 Core Premises:
1. Unmarked jars are meant to be opened.
2. Food is always worth the risk.
3. Hope is preferable to certain death.
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 AM
If someone takes your hope away they have nothing left to take from you.
Hmm, I'm not sure, I'll have to call in an expert. @incognitodef.bsky.social is this true?
December 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Hmm, I'm not sure, I'll have to call in an expert. @incognitodef.bsky.social is this true?
Finally, one of these tier lists for something that matters.
I agree
Anyway here’s my list on Kirby games based on which i would recommend to starting Kirby fans
(Notice how the only negative tier would’ve only contained Extra Epic Yarn? Yeah Kirby is a pretty good franchise across the board)
Anyway here’s my list on Kirby games based on which i would recommend to starting Kirby fans
(Notice how the only negative tier would’ve only contained Extra Epic Yarn? Yeah Kirby is a pretty good franchise across the board)
December 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Finally, one of these tier lists for something that matters.
This is called "Legally Distinct Delivery Outfit" and I'm not sure what it's referencing. The second one is just Dave the Diver, clearly a reference to that game I can't remember the name of.
@incognitodef.bsky.social
@catgirlx1893.bsky.social
@incognitodef.bsky.social
@catgirlx1893.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This is called "Legally Distinct Delivery Outfit" and I'm not sure what it's referencing. The second one is just Dave the Diver, clearly a reference to that game I can't remember the name of.
@incognitodef.bsky.social
@catgirlx1893.bsky.social
@incognitodef.bsky.social
@catgirlx1893.bsky.social
"Vetruvian Toad" Da Vinci has been real quiet since this post dropped.
The Nintendo Switch version of Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker contains a model of a realistic man, called "Male". Despite Male being from a Nintendo 3DS development kit, the Switch version is the only one he appears in.
December 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Vetruvian Toad" Da Vinci has been real quiet since this post dropped.
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