Augie
augiethetortie.bsky.social
Augie
@augiethetortie.bsky.social
Aurelius Vaughn Bodien Beeblebrox, the Fourth of Their Name, Empress of the Known Universe, Breaker of Winds, and Grand Potentiate of the Temple of the Enduring Electron. To his equals, he is known as Augie, the moral degenerate.
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Stay spooky bitches
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Fuck Ohio's anti-porn laws
October 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
We need to get angry! We need to take action!
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Why the heck are all these people out here
YouTube video by Working Families Party
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May 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It was just your average Sunday evening party and no I don't want to talk about it
March 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Have a safe and happy #MardiGras bitches

#tortoise #fucktrump
March 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Felt pretty, might delete later

#tortoise #augie #protecttranskids #surive #fucktrump
February 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Even if all you can do is wake up and exist, you're doing great! Survival is resistance!
#tortoise #fucktrump #killnazis
February 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
@bellablueforever.bsky.social really knows how to properly edge a bad tortoise.
If you are ever in new Orleans, check out her shows Whisky and Rhinestones at the Original Night Cap
February 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If you are ever in New Orleans, please do yourself a favor and go to any show with @lovejustlied.bsky.social
Sensual, mystical, glorious, perfection
February 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It's not easy being this cute of a dinosaur. #FuckTrump #ProtectTransKids #QueerJoy
January 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Find your peace. It might be in good nutrition, loving friends, connecting with the universe, or disconnecting from toxic family. Love yourself and your community
January 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Snoop Dogg showing his whole ass. What a fucking sell out
January 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
As a tortoise, I have a responsibility to fuck with every system that seeks to subjugate women
#tortoise #augie
January 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Parkour bitches

#tortoise #augie #parkour
January 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Removing toxic people from your life is the easy part. Recognizing you are the toxic person and you need to remove yourself until you fix yourself is the hard part.

[Obligatory booty shot for the algorithms] #tortoise #bootyshot #booty #selfreflection
January 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When the terrors follow us into our dreams, our community keeps watch over us. Be loved and be amazing
January 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Sex work is real work!
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January 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Community is important, friends come in all shapes and sizes, expect police officers
#ACAB
January 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I hope you next year you have even more love and peace in your life. Be amazing 💜
January 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Today is December 31st, 2024 and Ronald Reagan is still dead
December 31, 2024 at 2:16 PM
At whatever point on the Enduring Electron's path you find yourself, I hope you have peace
December 31, 2024 at 5:07 AM