audrey vieira
@audreyvieira.bsky.social
writer • emo enthusiast • satire @ the hard times • opinions are my own (she/her)
tired of every drag race queen writing a verse about how she’s gonna slay and serve and snatch the crown during rumix challenges. somebody should shake things up and do an angsty emo verse instead.
September 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
tired of every drag race queen writing a verse about how she’s gonna slay and serve and snatch the crown during rumix challenges. somebody should shake things up and do an angsty emo verse instead.
i just bought a bunch of soup at the grocery store. just like in weapons (2025) dir. zach cregger.
September 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i just bought a bunch of soup at the grocery store. just like in weapons (2025) dir. zach cregger.
music aside, i don’t like that benson boone is backflipping around with two last names. just as bad as when a guy only has first names like John Paul George or whatever in my opinion.
May 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
music aside, i don’t like that benson boone is backflipping around with two last names. just as bad as when a guy only has first names like John Paul George or whatever in my opinion.
i think i may be the only person in the world who is a little bummed about jack antonoff not producing lorde’s new album. i had my issues with solar power but his production was not one of them.
May 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
i think i may be the only person in the world who is a little bummed about jack antonoff not producing lorde’s new album. i had my issues with solar power but his production was not one of them.
if i had a nickel for every time i heard the cha cha slide on the spiritbox preshow playlist i would have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s really funny that it’s happened twice.
April 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
if i had a nickel for every time i heard the cha cha slide on the spiritbox preshow playlist i would have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s really funny that it’s happened twice.
weezered the beatles cast announcement simply because i could
April 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
weezered the beatles cast announcement simply because i could
if i were ethel cain i would make the willoughby tucker album a drone album too. partly because the bait and switch would be really funny but also because perverts was really good.
March 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
if i were ethel cain i would make the willoughby tucker album a drone album too. partly because the bait and switch would be really funny but also because perverts was really good.
black rainbow by spiritbox. that’s all i have to say on here. i love music.
March 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
black rainbow by spiritbox. that’s all i have to say on here. i love music.
sure, what does the monkey want? popcorn? a banana?
February 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
sure, what does the monkey want? popcorn? a banana?
a glass front door is something that can be so embarrassing when you are waiting on an uber eats order
February 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
a glass front door is something that can be so embarrassing when you are waiting on an uber eats order
can’t sleep because i’m nervous about getting my wisdom teeth out in the morning so i’m already watching the yellowjackets premiere. no return is still a banger.
February 14, 2025 at 9:00 AM
can’t sleep because i’m nervous about getting my wisdom teeth out in the morning so i’m already watching the yellowjackets premiere. no return is still a banger.
new callous daoboys singles are so good. knocked loose has some serious competition for best dog bark in a song.
February 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
new callous daoboys singles are so good. knocked loose has some serious competition for best dog bark in a song.
i love saving tiktoks onto my phone and sending them to friends who deleted the app. it’s like sending a post via carrier pigeon.
February 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i love saving tiktoks onto my phone and sending them to friends who deleted the app. it’s like sending a post via carrier pigeon.
man, seems like drake had a rough night last night. at least next week he can kick back, relax, and watch the super bowl with his friends!
February 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
man, seems like drake had a rough night last night. at least next week he can kick back, relax, and watch the super bowl with his friends!
m3gan 2.0 teaser set to chappell roan during the grammys had me gagged. i will be seated opening night.
February 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
m3gan 2.0 teaser set to chappell roan during the grammys had me gagged. i will be seated opening night.
ember heard screaming from the horror movie i was watching and immediately started barking. i love having a tough guard dog to protect me (she weighs 10 pounds and is afraid of butterflies)
February 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
ember heard screaming from the horror movie i was watching and immediately started barking. i love having a tough guard dog to protect me (she weighs 10 pounds and is afraid of butterflies)
if warped keeps drip-feeding band announcements at this rate, we might have the full 2025 lineup by 2030.
January 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
if warped keeps drip-feeding band announcements at this rate, we might have the full 2025 lineup by 2030.
my mom laughed at a joke i made over the phone and said i’m funny, so yeah, i’ve finally made it as a comedian. all those satire bylines have led to this moment.
January 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
my mom laughed at a joke i made over the phone and said i’m funny, so yeah, i’ve finally made it as a comedian. all those satire bylines have led to this moment.
if i had a nickel for every unsold copy of adele’s 30 i saw whilst looking for a cure album in the walmart CD section today… i’d have a lot of nickels.
January 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
if i had a nickel for every unsold copy of adele’s 30 i saw whilst looking for a cure album in the walmart CD section today… i’d have a lot of nickels.
the sweaters are here. everyone look at my beautiful little diva.
January 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
the sweaters are here. everyone look at my beautiful little diva.
wild how the oscars shut out joker 2 once it was confirmed to be a bad musical yet another bad musical gets 13 nominations.
January 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
wild how the oscars shut out joker 2 once it was confirmed to be a bad musical yet another bad musical gets 13 nominations.
just ordered two new sleeveless sweaters for ember bc it’s freezing and she’s suddenly decided she doesn’t like the one warm doggy sweater she already has. i love being owned by a pomeranian.
January 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
just ordered two new sleeveless sweaters for ember bc it’s freezing and she’s suddenly decided she doesn’t like the one warm doggy sweater she already has. i love being owned by a pomeranian.
new ethel cain album is so good so far. makes me want to hear her score a horror film.
January 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
new ethel cain album is so good so far. makes me want to hear her score a horror film.
need to interview robert eggers specifically so i can ask him who was easier to work with: the one goat from the vvitch or the 5,000 real rats from nosferatu.
January 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
need to interview robert eggers specifically so i can ask him who was easier to work with: the one goat from the vvitch or the 5,000 real rats from nosferatu.
longlegs (2024)
November 30, 2024 at 4:12 PM
longlegs (2024)