Far an away my most successful image posted on the old platform.

Thought I’d go out tonight. Spent the night discovering I now have a wool allergy instead. 🐑

Is a hot redheaded schoolteacher fantasy tonight.

Sometimes a date is the thing that makes your entire day better.

I am loving Heated Rivalry with the rest of the world but am slightly shocked by the lack of lube…are hockey players self-lubricating?

When you’re too German and get to everything awkwardly early. Thank god for cafés.

Getting ready for a very scandalous holiday party tonight. Still free on new year’s.

I love the total release you see when you offer someone a full-body massage and you can tell they’re not used to being touched that much.

I feel very sexy holiday office party tonight.