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what am i doing here?
Lol I forgot I even had this account
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Let’s have some respect for common spaces like lobbies and waiting rooms
February 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Can’t my dad just be like “great job Audrey I’m happy you’re taking control of your wedding and meeting with florists” but instead he’s like “did u reach out the florist ur sister used?”
February 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I swear to god if SCOTUS rules in favor of a catholic charter school in Oklahoma I will lose my fucking mind
January 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Headphones should be mandatory in shared spaces.
January 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I thought republicans hated criminals
January 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Jesus it looks like every single city in the greater LA area is on fire
January 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I want to throw up
January 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
For gods sake Aileen just release the Trump report already
January 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Is it just me or does a lot of tea just taste like dirt?
January 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Cup noodles are just as bad as I remember
December 30, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I keep having dreams about my friend who died
December 29, 2024 at 1:54 PM
I haven’t been sleeping well this week.
December 28, 2024 at 4:51 AM
I wish I could take a break from having cluster-fuck mind disorder which is what I call my ADD
December 23, 2024 at 8:55 PM
The post-lunch slump is so real. I feel like Michael Scott after he ate a family-sized chicken pot pie on that episode of the Office
December 23, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I’m trying hard but my confidence has taken a beating this year
December 20, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Do parents, like, not believe in headphones for their kids in shared spaces?
December 19, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I can’t stand twitter and I barely even read the Washington Post because the news is just so depressing
December 18, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Alexa, play Anxiety by Megan Thee Stallion
December 17, 2024 at 11:27 PM
What is with the corporate office job to Dominos pizza pipeline? Why is it always Dominos and never Pizza Hut, which is marginally better?
December 5, 2024 at 6:17 PM
It was really very baller of JB to pardon Hunter right before he leaves office
December 4, 2024 at 1:44 PM
And by “twice as many” I mean there’s 10 people here including me
November 19, 2024 at 4:36 PM
There are like twice as many people at the skating rink today and now I’m self conscious
November 19, 2024 at 4:35 PM
The eternal puzzle: am i really hungry or am i just bored?
November 17, 2024 at 11:00 PM
feeling bored and impulsive lately
November 17, 2024 at 12:33 AM