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Audrey Rose Goldfarb
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Here to laugh and learn. Unscripted gonzo journalism >>> AudrealityProductions.com

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A few highlights from the ICE OUT rally in SW Portland (Oregon) this afternoon. @pdxoregon50501.bsky.social
Woman at a rally with a hairy twat costume wields a FUCK ICE sign overhead. The lettering is neon pink with bright yellow outlines. A protest sign with an illustration the Statue of Liberty, which lays bleeding out on the ground. An ICE Officer standing over with a gun her says, “Fucking bitch.” Protesters with signs. One says, “IMMIGRANTS BUILT THIS COUNTRY.” The other sign is a portrait of a young boy who was accosted last week by ICE. One of the protesters wears a monarch butterfly costume. Peaceful protester wears a gas mask. The toxic smoke swirls behind her.
February 1, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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Our peaceful rally in Portland, Oregon took a bad turn today. Grateful for my gas mask.
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Important update, right meow:
Siamese tabby sits on a shelf, next to a few items: small black bird statue, giant pinecone on a white pedestal, and a large coffee cup, holding a magic wand, and a couple wooden kitchen utensils. A fluffy white cat with grey stripes lounges on the white marble counter, in front of a painting of a face, and some wooden shelves. There’s a crown on the top shelf.
January 17, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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Something tells me he got — at most — a bruise? And they’re like… SEE??? THIS BOO-BOO INDICATES INTERNAL BLEEDING
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Anybody with two eyes and a brain could tell the Trump administration lied to CBS News about the ICE agent who killed Renee Good having internal bleeding.

And Bari Weiss pushed CBS to run with it anyway, even though the story reeked from the start.
January 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Sunset over one of Portland’s Mount Tabor reservoirs, as seen on my evening run.
A blazing sun hangs low in a hazy sky, with a horizon of dark tree silhouettes, mirrored on the water.
September 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Magnificent moon over Portland, Oregon, this evening.
A yellow-orange moon glows in a hazy lavender sky above the tree line, and distant mountains.
August 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Life lately, in the Cat Enrichment Zone.
Two cats relax on a shelf by the window with lots of greenery outside. A bigger, fluffy cat with white mane lays in front and the Siamese kitten sits up tall behind him. Two sleepy cats lay on blue bedding. The fluffy white cat is showing his belly and all, shameless. Fritz, the fluffy white cat is not ready to get up from his nap yet. He’s extended on a blue and white plaid blanket, cozy. Siamese kitty lounging on a white dresser with gold trim. A gold-framed mirror hangs on the white wall.
August 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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never forget that mamdani’s campaign started to surge after calling tom homan a bitch to his face
June 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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8647 signage at the recent protests and rallies around Portland, Oregon. Whodathunkit
Big red number 86, on top of big blue number 47, along with an upside-down USA flag. A protest sign with the number -47, mounted on a ruler. An orange figure laying on the bricks wears a diaper and the numbers 8637.
May 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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These two help so much around here, day and night.
A woman (me) with long brown hair, wearing a pink shirt and black pants, sits at her desk, accompanied by two helpful cats. There’s also a desktop computer, sewing machine, and a colorful painting of a woman’s face on the wall. Bed time under a blanket of 2 happy cats.
March 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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New level unlocked 🙀
A couch in front a big window with a smaller window above it. There’s a small cat perched in the upper window will. There are throw pillows on the couch and a potted plant in the foreground. It’s daytime.
March 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Fritz had a hospital scare this week, but he’s feeling much better.
A long-haired white cat with greyish stripes, blue eyes, and a pink/orange nose, sits on a wooden table, among 3 potted plants. Behind him, a bird cage (with two budgies), a big window, and some art on the wall.
March 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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A few goodies from the Portland, Oregon rally for International Women’s Day…
A crowd of (mostly) women, outside in the sunshine. One holds a USA flag and signed with bold words: PUTIN’S HO HAS HOT TO GO. A person in the crowd carries a purple poster with a green face and red words: NO MEANS NO. It looks like the letters are bleeding. The green face has a disembodied penis in its teeth, also bleeding. A naked woman’s belly, crotch, and legs, simply drawn, with underwear. The words written on the underwear say, “keep your filthy laws off my silky drawers“ Two women in the sun. One wears sunglasses and a shirt that reads, “pretty much over this shit.” The other woman wears pink ruffled collar and a gold “pussy power” necklace. She also wears a scarf/shrug, adorned with pink and purple pipe cleaners. It’s a hairy twat.
March 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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A few images from today’s jubilant protest in Portland, Oregon:
February 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Spent most of yesterday and today making a snazzy little handbag.
Small, heart-shaped, pink sequin handbag. With a triple strand gold-beaded necklace as a handle strap. A peek inside the heart-shaped, pink sequin handbag. With gold lining and a gold heart sewn into the top flap. A triple strand gold-beaded necklace as a handle strap.
February 6, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Little one had a big surgery yesterday. Please send healing vibes.
Two white-ish gray cats atop a white dresser with gold trim. Behind them, a mirror with gold frame. Two white-ish gray cats, outside on a sunny deck with blue sky and distant greenery. Two white-ish cats sit on chairs at a white kitchen counter. One cat yawns. Behind them, big windows and a bird cage. It’s foggy outside.
January 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Cat blanket.
Woman reclines in bed under two white-ish kitties. They’re all cozy and happy.
December 29, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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Aren’t they handsome 😻
Two kitties lounging atop a white chest of drawers. One has long fur, the other has short fur. Both cats are white, with gray stripe markings. There’s a mirror with a gold frame hanging on the wall.
December 1, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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Just ordered this t-shirt for a friend’s birthday… plus a second one for me.

Get one here >>> tr.ee/SJTrpaLpNC
A pretty lady wears a navy blue t-shirt with bubble letters that say, DONALD TRUMP IS A RA_IST. A figure printed on the shirt holds two more balloon letters, P & C.
November 22, 2024 at 6:43 AM
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Who doesn’t love a good kitty cuddle sesh?
Siamese kitten cuddles his big, long-haired comrade cat in a cozy bed.
November 21, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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Most of what I post may be cat pics because… the cuteness is almost overwhelming 🥰
Long-haired cat with mostly white fur and blue eyes, in a statue pose, with his stripey tail wrapped around his feet. He’s on a white counter, next to a window and some shelves. Blue-point Siamese kitten with blue eyes, sitting on some shelves, with his head cocked, looking frisky. The shelves are on a white counter, next to a window with daylight beaming in.
November 20, 2024 at 3:00 AM