Austin
@aubineb.bsky.social
Not a fake account, I am married to Rina
Getting paid biweekly really makes you miss being paid heteroweekly
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Getting paid biweekly really makes you miss being paid heteroweekly
Need my wife to wake up and take my phone cuz I wanna start posting radical political posts and she helps keep me grounded
January 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Need my wife to wake up and take my phone cuz I wanna start posting radical political posts and she helps keep me grounded
“If God wanted beans to be in tacos he would’ve put them in there himself”
Me, 2025
Me, 2025
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
“If God wanted beans to be in tacos he would’ve put them in there himself”
Me, 2025
Me, 2025
My bad I’ll remember that for my next wedding
trying to find a photo from my wedding i might be able to use as a headshot but there’s a man in all of these
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My bad I’ll remember that for my next wedding
I did
just said this to my husband and he told me to shut the fuck up
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I did
No one hates republicans like I do and that’s a fact
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
No one hates republicans like I do and that’s a fact
If I had 100 lives I would spend 98 of them on head on collisions with people who leave their brights on.
The 99th would probably be me trying to make friends with a grizzly cuz bears are cool
The 99th would probably be me trying to make friends with a grizzly cuz bears are cool
October 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
If I had 100 lives I would spend 98 of them on head on collisions with people who leave their brights on.
The 99th would probably be me trying to make friends with a grizzly cuz bears are cool
The 99th would probably be me trying to make friends with a grizzly cuz bears are cool
I’m excited for winter and I don’t care who knows it
October 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m excited for winter and I don’t care who knows it
35MPH is the stupidest speed for a road. I hate it. Fuck you
October 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
35MPH is the stupidest speed for a road. I hate it. Fuck you
Supportive queen
it pains me to be a loving wife and repost your posts when this is what they say
August 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Supportive queen
Reposting this also trump is starting martial law in DC and if he thinks it works well he’s gonna try it in other large, blue cities across the country, I’m calling it now
Call me George Washington Carver the way I be playin with my nuts
August 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Reposting this also trump is starting martial law in DC and if he thinks it works well he’s gonna try it in other large, blue cities across the country, I’m calling it now
Call me George Washington Carver the way I be playin with my nuts
August 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Call me George Washington Carver the way I be playin with my nuts
WE HAVE
my husband and my father have conspired to make me watch lord of the rings for the first time
August 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
WE HAVE
Locust is a state of mind 🧐👈
Look it up, pussy
Look it up, pussy
August 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Locust is a state of mind 🧐👈
Look it up, pussy
Look it up, pussy
The Bootin’ Scootineers
July 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The Bootin’ Scootineers
Through the Fire and the Flames is unironically an insanely good song
Also I heard there’s some WOMEN on here who like to FLIRT with my WIFE and now I have to spend more time on here to catch you
Also I heard there’s some WOMEN on here who like to FLIRT with my WIFE and now I have to spend more time on here to catch you
July 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Through the Fire and the Flames is unironically an insanely good song
Also I heard there’s some WOMEN on here who like to FLIRT with my WIFE and now I have to spend more time on here to catch you
Also I heard there’s some WOMEN on here who like to FLIRT with my WIFE and now I have to spend more time on here to catch you
Reposted by Austin
a successful relationship needs two specific people the one who absolutely kills at karaoke and the one who would rather be killed than do karaoke
July 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
a successful relationship needs two specific people the one who absolutely kills at karaoke and the one who would rather be killed than do karaoke
My wife sent me a very pretty selfie and I am very lucky and I miss her
June 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
My wife sent me a very pretty selfie and I am very lucky and I miss her
Reposted by Austin
being in a long distance relationship has been so difficult but it’s okay because i hear him in every single love song
May 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
being in a long distance relationship has been so difficult but it’s okay because i hear him in every single love song
I have the prettiest wife in the whole world and I feel bad for anyone not in a relationship as happy as mine
April 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I have the prettiest wife in the whole world and I feel bad for anyone not in a relationship as happy as mine
I also cannot wait to black out and make a scene at WOWWAPAWOOZA
March 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I also cannot wait to black out and make a scene at WOWWAPAWOOZA