Andy Tuttle
@atuttle81.bsky.social
Computer programmer by day, game writer by night.
Read my column, New Game Releases, every Tuesday on The Avocado:
https://the-avocado.org/tag/tuesday-new-games/
Read my column, New Game Releases, every Tuesday on The Avocado:
https://the-avocado.org/tag/tuesday-new-games/
Are you ready for the new Call of Duty MOTHER FUCKER?!!!?!!!!?? I cuss, and my mom can't say anything about it. PLUS! Terry Gilliam's masterpiece Brazil was released 40 years ago, the same month as the arcade game Gauntlet. Coincidence?
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New Game Releases 11/11/25 – 11/17/25
Top Releases: Hey gang! My day job took its toll on me this past week so there will be no commentary, just a list of new games and notable releases. See you next week! Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 (PC…
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November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Are you ready for the new Call of Duty MOTHER FUCKER?!!!?!!!!?? I cuss, and my mom can't say anything about it. PLUS! Terry Gilliam's masterpiece Brazil was released 40 years ago, the same month as the arcade game Gauntlet. Coincidence?
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A real bizarre mishmash of films recently. Strangely enough, each is about strong but dysfunctional family bonds. ##LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
November 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
A real bizarre mishmash of films recently. Strangely enough, each is about strong but dysfunctional family bonds. ##LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
I feel like we should all be way more excited for a new Zelda game, but the previous Hyrule Warriors was kind of a drag. I'm not sure this new one is going to be any better:
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New Game Releases 11/04/25 – 11/10/25
Top Releases: Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment (Switch 2) – Releases Nov. 6th Europa Universalis V (PC) – Releases Nov. 4th Sonic Rumble (PC) – Releases Nov. 5th Devil Jam (PC/PS5/Switch/Series…
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November 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I feel like we should all be way more excited for a new Zelda game, but the previous Hyrule Warriors was kind of a drag. I'm not sure this new one is going to be any better:
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I am drunk AF. I DON'T THINK I have been this wasted in a decade.
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I am drunk AF. I DON'T THINK I have been this wasted in a decade.
Remember when Microsfot wanted to charge $80 bucks for The Outer Worlds 2? What a bunch of idiots. ALSO! Get every classic Mortal Kombat game in one package, even the weird single player ones that featured Sub-Zero and Jax:
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New Game Releases 10/28/25 – 11/03/25
Top Releases: The Outer Worlds 2 (PC/PS5/Series X|S) – Releases Oct. 29th Wreckreation (PC/PS4/PS5/Xbox One/Series X|S) – Releases Oct. 28th ARC Raiders (PC/PS5/Series X|S) – Releases Oct. 30th Dra…
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October 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Remember when Microsfot wanted to charge $80 bucks for The Outer Worlds 2? What a bunch of idiots. ALSO! Get every classic Mortal Kombat game in one package, even the weird single player ones that featured Sub-Zero and Jax:
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This probably goes without saying, but don't order the steak at Olive Garden.
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This probably goes without saying, but don't order the steak at Olive Garden.
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Head of Xbox, the console that hasn't had a hit Xbox exclusive in years, says that exclusives aren't important anymore, which is why Xbox doesn't have any.
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Head of Xbox, the console that hasn't had a hit Xbox exclusive in years, says that exclusives aren't important anymore, which is why Xbox doesn't have any.
Who blew Merlin on the way to Bermuda?
October 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Who blew Merlin on the way to Bermuda?
We took my 10 year old daughter to see Rilo Kiley tonight, and all I can think about is that Onion article that's like, "Local dad shows daughter bands & films that will ensure she is unable to connect with her peers".
October 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
We took my 10 year old daughter to see Rilo Kiley tonight, and all I can think about is that Onion article that's like, "Local dad shows daughter bands & films that will ensure she is unable to connect with her peers".
Gonna play some Z-A while eatin' a slice of 'za with my pa; huzzah! ALSO! The 40th anniversary of the NES' North American launch is this week, let's talk about it!
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New Game Releases 10/14/25 – 10/20/25
Top Releases: Pokémon Legends Z-A (Switch/Switch 2) – Releases Oct. 16th Just Dance 2026 Edition (PS5/Switch/Series X|S) – Releases Oct. 14th NASCAR 25 (PS5/Series X|S) – Releases Oct. 14th – PC la…
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October 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Gonna play some Z-A while eatin' a slice of 'za with my pa; huzzah! ALSO! The 40th anniversary of the NES' North American launch is this week, let's talk about it!
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I just finished reading Pet Sematary and, my god, what a book. The sheer terror I felt while reading it is, thus far, unmatched with anything else I've come across. It doesn't top The Stand, but it's a darn close second.
October 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I just finished reading Pet Sematary and, my god, what a book. The sheer terror I felt while reading it is, thus far, unmatched with anything else I've come across. It doesn't top The Stand, but it's a darn close second.
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Death of a Unicorn fucking suuuuuuuuuuucks. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
October 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Death of a Unicorn fucking suuuuuuuuuuucks. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Today has been a bad day, so far. I watched the worst movie of 2025, Death of a Unicorn, I watched the first episode of the worst TV show of 2025, Marvel Zombies, and the hamburger & fries I ordered through Doordash for my cheat day were absolutely disgusting and have made me feel like shit.
October 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Today has been a bad day, so far. I watched the worst movie of 2025, Death of a Unicorn, I watched the first episode of the worst TV show of 2025, Marvel Zombies, and the hamburger & fries I ordered through Doordash for my cheat day were absolutely disgusting and have made me feel like shit.
Time to bust open that wallet because we've got SO MANY good games this week. I might need to dip into my 401k to cover all these expenses; worth it, right?
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New Game Releases 09/30/25 – 10/06/25
Top Releases: Ghost of Yotei (PS5) – Releases Oct. 2nd Digimon Story: Time Stranger (PC/PS5/Series X|S) – Releases Oct. 3rd Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles (PC/PS4/PS5/Switch/Switch 2…
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September 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Time to bust open that wallet because we've got SO MANY good games this week. I might need to dip into my 401k to cover all these expenses; worth it, right?
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Sunday is a good day for baseball.
September 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sunday is a good day for baseball.
The new season of Deadwood looks crazy, but I trust David Milch.
September 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The new season of Deadwood looks crazy, but I trust David Milch.
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September 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I went 44 years without someone opening the stall door on me in a public restroom; the streak ended today. It was a good run.
September 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I went 44 years without someone opening the stall door on me in a public restroom; the streak ended today. It was a good run.
So why is this character in Death Stranding 2 called Rainy? *Proceeds to make rain* Oh, okay.
September 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
So why is this character in Death Stranding 2 called Rainy? *Proceeds to make rain* Oh, okay.
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I was really let down by After Hours. It was hyped up by so many people as this zany, madcap adventure, and it turned out to be really slow and plodding.
September 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I was really let down by After Hours. It was hyped up by so many people as this zany, madcap adventure, and it turned out to be really slow and plodding.
Our planet is just a wild beast; a dying light in the cosmos...so why not celebrate by playing some brand new video games!
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New Game Releases 09/16/25 – 09/22/25
Top Releases: Dying Light: The Beast (PC/PS5/Series X|S) – Releases Sep. 19th Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter (PC/PS5/Switch) – Releases Sep. 19th Skate. (PC – Early access) – Releases Sep. 16th Clas…
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September 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Our planet is just a wild beast; a dying light in the cosmos...so why not celebrate by playing some brand new video games!
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Head in the...
September 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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