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Formula Wank(el)
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I want Jody Scheckter to sell me mozzarella and to have a Porsche pink pig plush.

Rotary engine apologetics is my calling, my truth, my way of life, my main dream above all others

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Hi hello I realize my Scheckter propagandist nature has not been NEARLY indulged enough of late here's Jody w some d i r t
Every day I see everyone saying something entirely uninformed about Venezuela and I really am so tempted to start calling the US government a Maduro-planned psyop just to piss people off because my god there are 0 actual historically informed takes getting any sort of attention rn
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I understand people are mad at Red Bull for doing their fringe conspiracy weirdo shit to the point that encouraged crazies to go at Kimi Antonelli but at a certain point we do need to come to terms with the fact that all mainstream sports have a wing of fucking deranged online harassment regardless
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Shoutout to the Nascar vs 23XI/FRM juror whose hobby is heavy drinking. I can think of no one better to make decisions
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
People will someday realize that hate comes for your driver not because of anything intrinsic about your driver, but because your driver is in opposition to someone else's driver. Your driver could have any kind of personality in the world and that still would not change
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Shockingly the bike track built for bike races doesn't do as well when not-bikes have not-bike races on it
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Well incidentally ig that doesn't happen anymore? Or maybe one lap was enough for them. Regardless I do worry a bit for McLaren wrt like..... not losing a piss load of time on their second stop
We thinking that the McLaren decision to not pit is related to the issues they've had this season whenever they pit both cars in a short window of time? Bc that could explain some of it
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
We thinking that the McLaren decision to not pit is related to the issues they've had this season whenever they pit both cars in a short window of time? Bc that could explain some of it
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The thing that pisses me off is that well-intentioned people keep saying Trump is going after Venezuela for oil and like. You don’t know enough about Venezuela or oil to understand why that’s fundamentally missing the point.
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I LIKED THE NEW PYNCHON. Do I think it is the best Pynchon to ever Pynchon? No. It is not the Crying of Lot 49 to me. HOWEVER it is still fun, it is very approachable, there's lots of songs as is Proper and Standard, and it's ONE FOR THE CHEESE-HEADS. Shadow Ticket good stop.
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Iron Dames gone from WEC and their statement on it is full of em-dashes and illegible "hand"writing oh god I hate that this is how they went out

At least the young drivers are still getting funding, I am hoping the drivers all find good places to go
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hello I will actually learn how to use this website now I swear apparently you have to put #art for this to work but I really don’t know anyway here’s my painting and my “palette“ (scrap of tin foil)
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ferrari are so funny for saving their race with incredible pace for a weekend where they qualified P9 and P20 no one is moving like them
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I love when F1 tracks decide to do oval cosplay
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I really greatly enjoy being corrected but nothing pisses me tf off like people who try to correct me while being WRONG. You get my hopes up that I'm going to learn something only to let me down by wasting both of our time. Lame.
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Actively quite enjoyable F4 racing going on in F1A at last, conditions today clearly much more suited for racing though the track is still... not ideal for these cars
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Thank god for F1A radios because F4 drivers are some of the funniest people on the planet. Courtney Crone you're so real for this
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I need more alcohol for this F1A race jfc
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Dear god: Idk what Maya Weug did in a past life to warrant all of this but she's done her time goddamn THAT'S ENOUGH
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Doritos Corner is the spiritual successor to the Marlboro chevron curbs in a way that the playing card curbs weren't. In this essay I wi–
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
One of my posts on another website breached containment so hard someone tried to explain my own native language to me this might be the end for me
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You have no idea how upset I am that there is now an F1 Uno game and they didn't call it Formula UNO
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
BAJA (1000) BLAST BABYYYYYYYY

This was a fun sketch to do. I had fun watching Baja as ever
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Laughing my ass off that Charles Leclerc is selling you the flag of Monaco (or Indonesia. Or upside down Poland) with his name and "sedici" printed on it in a default-looking font for FIFTY USD. Incredible grift. I find this insanely funny.
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
One of these days we should have a real conversation about how to read people who say “I hope [insert driver] crashes“ in good faith while still acknowledging that is in poor taste but clearly that day cannot be today jesus fucking christ
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Congrats everyone three million races later and eight thousand stages into the race we are finally at the laps that actually matter in the Naascar cup series championship!
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM