A.T. Prenger
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A.T. Prenger
@atprenger.bsky.social
Aspiring writer, hopeless romantic. I think I'm funnier than I am.
https://andrewprenger.blogspot.com/
Link above is all the writing I'm willing to share. Updates are slow, but they do happen!
I am sick as Hell with this thick-ass "Silent Hill" fog that won't go away. The worst part is always that creature that shows up wearing my father's face that wrecks up my back yard!
February 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Well. It's Groundhog Day. Again.
February 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
…wonderful.
January 30, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Found myself nostalgic for NFTs this week. They were annoying for sure, but compared to AI at least that was idiots wasting their own money and leaving me alone. Now every product I deal with has some abomination attached to it. Bring back the apes!
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 PM
To get approved for the medication I want, in the eyes of the insurance company, I have to get another blood draw. The one from three weeks ago doesn't count. I am being both figuratively and literally bled dry.
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Then who is in the shower?!
January 29, 2026 at 8:54 PM
With my Creative Writing degree I could have had a great career in this administration spinning their outlandish lies about everything. Stupid scruples.
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 PM
The old owners still have stuff in our basement. The kittums have found a seemingly never ending source of bags to drag up from there. WHERE ARE THESE COMING FROM?! #DanielCraigKitty #EivorKittenson #Cat #MysteryBags #drivingmeinsane #BlueSkyCats #CatTax
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
That’s me to myself as I work on my novel.
January 28, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Reposted by A.T. Prenger
there are lots of book buckaroos that do not know football who follow chuck and they say 'who should i root for in general?' and i say 'go seahawks' but honestly a GREAT second choice if you are a book buckaroo is the BALTIMORE RAVENS. only team in the NFL named after a literary character
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Reposted by A.T. Prenger
Matthew Lillard's Macabre Spirits is doing something it's never done before: making a vodka inspired by one of its founder's most famous films.
Matthew Lillard’s Macabre Spirits Is Releasing A Ghost Face-Inspired Vodka
Matthew Lillard's Macabre Spirits is doing something it's never done before: making a vodka inspired by one of its founder's most famous films.
dlvr.it
January 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
When it’s cold and snowy outside, it’s best to grab a fluffy blanket and stay in bed. Daniel Craig knows what’s up. #DanielCraigKitty #Cat #SnowDay #Comfy #BlueSkyCats #CatTax
January 28, 2026 at 4:14 PM
They should implement the rule that if two teams are in the Superbowl that have played each other they have to wear the jerseys from their last match-up.
January 28, 2026 at 12:56 AM
My theory on the "Madden Curse" is that all those injuries were actually caused by John Madden himself, somehow, due to anger from being removed from the cover of his own games.
January 27, 2026 at 2:56 PM
What a terrible day to be literate.
January 27, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Gotta' love the American healthcare system where my insurance approved the syringes for my medication, but not the medication itself.
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Sam supposes history is such a difficult subject to learn because Bill and Ted are always there, mucking it up.
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
No woman can resist this man with all his charisma. #EivorKittenson #Cat #Charisma #HeyLadies #BlueSkyCats #CatTax
January 26, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Thinking about the opening of "28 Days Later" where Jim wakes from a coma in an abandoned hospital. Had that been made in America there would've been a bill stapled to his chest they still expected him to pay.
January 25, 2026 at 5:31 PM
To cheer myself up at the terrible state of America I am watching "Event Horizon." Wait....shit!
January 24, 2026 at 11:54 PM
"I'll drive you to poker, but how are you getting home?"
"I plan to win it all and be able to afford a taxi. More likely, I'm walking."
January 24, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Crap! I’m 42!
January 23, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Didn't imagine pickles would be the fraught topic in my relationship, but here we are.
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I bought Sam a banjo for Christmas since she mentioned wanting to learn how to play. We found out that picking at the strings activates Daniel Craig. He starts moshing around, trying to get the other cats to play.
January 23, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I bought the weeklies when they came out and then snapped up the oversized HC immediately when it came out. Damned gorgeous book.
January 22, 2026 at 11:38 PM