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Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

Grams

January 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

My coworker got me this. I don’t even like avacados, but I like this one. #freshavocado

January 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

I do like 50 jumping jacks and take a break. Like a minute of planking (if even) then take a break. Like 15 curl ups then take a break.

Six pack here I come. 🙂‍↔️
#shredded #gains #musclebeef

January 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

Just started season 7 of GOT. Ate a salad and worked out. Now in bed watching How To Catch A Predator on YouTube. Life is good.
#GOT #Salad #Workout #HowToCatchAPredator #YouTube

January 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

How was everyone’s Monday?
#mondays

January 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

Having the energy & motivation to put the clothes on your bed in their correct locations instead of just tossing them in the closet & slamming the door shut before the avalanche of clothing swallows you whole is severely under-appreciated.

January 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

When people were talking about Bluesky, I thought they were referring to the animation studio that was shuttered during Disney’s acquisition of FOX. My bad… 😬
#Bluesky #Disney #FOX #ImSlow #IceAge #Rio #Robots

January 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

One day we shall reunite, that I promise thee.
#atl #partying #yes #fun #chill #foodie #yum #yummy #drinks #mysteryshots #shots #burgers #skull #eatery

Only true Georgians know what this is. ✊🏻

January 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

A crime was committed here. Long story short:

A drunk older brother hit my hand and the hotel carpet chugged my full alcoholic beverage.
#MayWeNeverForget #OlderBrothersSuck #HowToBecomeOnlyChild
#Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The only evidence that remained was the scattered ice cubes and discarded lemon slice. What a dark conclusion for a most thrilling day. 😔

January 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

Some lyrics to a song I’m writing lmk what y’all think:

5…4…3…2…

*Drum Beat Starts*

I Know,
You See,
Somehow The World Will Change For Me,
And Be So Wonderful.

Live Life, Breathe Air,
I Know Somehow We’re Gonna Get There,
And Feel So Wonderful.

#songwriter #musician #notcopyrighted #iCarly

January 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

This was my lemon baby at my old job. And just like any parent would do I put my lemon baby in the walk-in freezer & hid it. I no longer work there, but like to think that my lemon baby is waiting for my return. They will continue to wait tho because kids are expensive af. #parentingishard #lemons

Lemoney was there name. My friend (we’ll call them Paj) rolled them around while taking payments until their insides were mush. I then kept Lemoney in my pocket the entire shift; when I went to the bathroom I felt a sticky liquid running down my leg. This was a normal sensation since I was on the toilet after all, but then I reached into my pocket and found that Lemoney had busted open from the pressure of my tight pants and bulging thighs. So I hid their leaking body in the walk-in freezer, but not before I wrote my name in all CAPS on the deceased so they know who did it, if said body were ever to be discovered. I don’t know if the yellow carcass is still there or not. All I know is that I’ll never forget my dear, sweet yet sour, Lemoney. ❤️

January 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

What is your earliest memory?
I think mine is eating paper. At least I hope it was paper…🫣
#memories #life #reflecting #thinking #showerthoughts #sharewiththeclass

January 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

Make sure to follow me now, so when I take off you can tell your friends, “i WaS fOlLoWiNg ThEm BeFoRe AnYoNe ElSe.”

You’ll earn so many Rizz-Credits.

(That is what the ‘kids’ say right?? right???)
#Rizz
#Swag
#Yolo
#WhatAreThose
#HeNeedsSomeMilk
#TooCool4School
#Shawty
#Bae
#YoMamma
#CringeAlert

January 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

The things I would do for a bucket of raw oysters and lemons (the lemons aren’t raw in case there’s any confusion, on the oysters). 🦪 🍋 🪣 👄 👅
#oysters
#lemons
#bucket
#mouth
#tongue

January 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

#HashTag

January 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

I’ll do a face reveal at 1,000 followers…so y’all do your thing…or it’s gonna be a while…
#AmIDoingThisRight #PotentialInfluencerWithLotsOfPotential #FaceRevealPromiseOrThreat

January 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

I’m just gonna keep on posting till something happens. Preferably something good, but I’m open.

Hit me with your best shot 2025. 🙂‍↔️
#Idk #Idek #Irdek #Iykyk #Ik
#whatsyourfavoritescarymovie

January 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

Hate having to take a shower.
Love being in the shower.
Hate having to leave the shower.
In the shower rn as I am typing this.
And post.
#Hatehavingtotakeashower
#Lovebeingintheshower
#Hatehavingtoleavetheshower
#IntheshowerrnasIamtypingthis
#Andpost

January 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM

Ryker

@atlryker.bsky.social

My first time trying a Korean Dog.

Thoughts:

“Absolutely and exquisitely delectable to the buds of taste.”
- A really weird person (me) :)
#koreandog #koreanfood #korean #atl #yum #yummy #delicious #food #foodie #moreplease #yes