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· Nov 17
Back to our regularly scheduled bullshit!
One thing about me, I’m going to have a drink on an airplane. 9am? Double vodka sprite, no lime.
Do the flight attendants look at me like a zoo animal? Of course, I’m feral when aviation is involved.
Do the flight attendants look at me like a zoo animal? Of course, I’m feral when aviation is involved.
January 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
One thing about me, I’m going to have a drink on an airplane. 9am? Double vodka sprite, no lime.
Do the flight attendants look at me like a zoo animal? Of course, I’m feral when aviation is involved.
Do the flight attendants look at me like a zoo animal? Of course, I’m feral when aviation is involved.
Well. Now that I’m back in the US:
January 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Well. Now that I’m back in the US:
With the uptick in viruses this winter, I will now be punting any toddler that comes within 6 feet of me and open mouth coughs.
January 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
With the uptick in viruses this winter, I will now be punting any toddler that comes within 6 feet of me and open mouth coughs.
4 days into the year and it’s been made painfully clear that I’ve been put on God’s strongest soldiers roster
January 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
4 days into the year and it’s been made painfully clear that I’ve been put on God’s strongest soldiers roster
Skeeting at you, live from Paris
January 3, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Skeeting at you, live from Paris
Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol?
December 24, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol?
It’s 7am. I’m post night shift. I have Chardonnay. Barbie is on Netflix.
a woman wearing a pink hat and necklace is laughing
ALT: a woman wearing a pink hat and necklace is laughing
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December 20, 2024 at 12:00 PM
It’s 7am. I’m post night shift. I have Chardonnay. Barbie is on Netflix.
I will not be surviving this winter. Night shift is basically the frozen tundra
December 16, 2024 at 1:29 PM
I will not be surviving this winter. Night shift is basically the frozen tundra
Well. Looks like I’ve got Influenza (Taylor’s Version) from Eras tour Vancouver.
December 14, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Well. Looks like I’ve got Influenza (Taylor’s Version) from Eras tour Vancouver.
Taylor swift can wear any of her eras tour outfits and drink wine at home whenever she wants. I wish that was me
December 10, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Taylor swift can wear any of her eras tour outfits and drink wine at home whenever she wants. I wish that was me
Who is the CEO of Ticketmaster, asking for a certain masked man on a citi bike??
December 9, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Who is the CEO of Ticketmaster, asking for a certain masked man on a citi bike??
My dog is so polite, he will only move if I say “excuse me.” We love a puppy with manners.
December 1, 2024 at 9:03 PM
My dog is so polite, he will only move if I say “excuse me.” We love a puppy with manners.
Well. I got day drunk yesterday watching Gossip Girl, Ubered to the St Regis and got a suite, like I’m Blair fucking Waldorf. I guess I see overtime in my future.
November 19, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Well. I got day drunk yesterday watching Gossip Girl, Ubered to the St Regis and got a suite, like I’m Blair fucking Waldorf. I guess I see overtime in my future.
It’s wild that my friends still bother to text me, knowing that it will be several business days before I even attempt at a response.
November 18, 2024 at 3:40 PM
It’s wild that my friends still bother to text me, knowing that it will be several business days before I even attempt at a response.
Back to our regularly scheduled bullshit!
November 17, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Back to our regularly scheduled bullshit!
