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Any good astrology for eloping in 2026??
October 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Any good astrology for eloping in 2026??
Literally cannot wait to move back to my Venus line (in four days!!!!)
September 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Literally cannot wait to move back to my Venus line (in four days!!!!)
Need every witch out here to send me all the good vibes to win a literal COURT CASE (in small claims) against my evil landlord tomorrow
September 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Need every witch out here to send me all the good vibes to win a literal COURT CASE (in small claims) against my evil landlord tomorrow
I feel so out of control right now everything is going so wrong and I just need ANY FUCKING WIN!!!!!!! Fuck eclipse season fuck nodes square my sun/rising fuck Saturn rx in Pisces back in my 10H
September 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I feel so out of control right now everything is going so wrong and I just need ANY FUCKING WIN!!!!!!! Fuck eclipse season fuck nodes square my sun/rising fuck Saturn rx in Pisces back in my 10H
Trying to find housing while the south node transits your 4th house is DARK SIDED
September 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Trying to find housing while the south node transits your 4th house is DARK SIDED
Nothing says “you’ve been served” like Mercury moving into Libra huh
September 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Nothing says “you’ve been served” like Mercury moving into Libra huh
My dentist is my 1st house Uranus transit (she’s a Gemini)
September 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My dentist is my 1st house Uranus transit (she’s a Gemini)
NO SATURN YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO BACK INTO PISCES WTF
September 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
NO SATURN YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO BACK INTO PISCES WTF
Been so focused on Uranus on my ascendant but forgot it will literally oppose my sun and square my moon before that………
August 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Been so focused on Uranus on my ascendant but forgot it will literally oppose my sun and square my moon before that………
Deciding I only need to flirt and crush on Aries placements because they’re the only ones who don’t run away scared
August 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Deciding I only need to flirt and crush on Aries placements because they’re the only ones who don’t run away scared
Hey so what did they put in this new moon cause vibes are so rancid
August 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hey so what did they put in this new moon cause vibes are so rancid
Told my work crush I have a crush on them. They asked why. I tell them why. They politely decline 🥲 lol
August 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Told my work crush I have a crush on them. They asked why. I tell them why. They politely decline 🥲 lol
SHOUT OUT TO THESE TRANSITS RN ACTUALLY CANCER TRANSITS HAVE NEVER DONE ME WRONG ACTUALLY I LOVE YOU CANCER MOON OKAY THANK YOU MOMMY TRANSITS
August 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
SHOUT OUT TO THESE TRANSITS RN ACTUALLY CANCER TRANSITS HAVE NEVER DONE ME WRONG ACTUALLY I LOVE YOU CANCER MOON OKAY THANK YOU MOMMY TRANSITS
Can a financial astrologer tell me what to do while both Venus and Jupiter are in Cancer in my 2nd house??
August 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Can a financial astrologer tell me what to do while both Venus and Jupiter are in Cancer in my 2nd house??
Am I going to have a consistent sleep schedule while Uranus is in my 1st house? TBD!!!!!
July 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Am I going to have a consistent sleep schedule while Uranus is in my 1st house? TBD!!!!!
Corporate America is doing great y’all (I work at a grocery store)
July 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Corporate America is doing great y’all (I work at a grocery store)
Wow I forgot how much angular Mars transits SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
June 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Wow I forgot how much angular Mars transits SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
Wondering why everyone is being nitpicky assholes today and I realized Mars just moved into Virgo
June 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Wondering why everyone is being nitpicky assholes today and I realized Mars just moved into Virgo
MOON IN MY 4TH HOUSE RN AND MIGHT HAVE FOUND A NEW HOUSE TO MOVE INTO THAT IS CHEAPER AND BETTER THAN MY CURRENT HOUSE AND CLOSER TO WOOOOORK OMG PLEASE MANIFEST EVERYONE SORRY FOR YELLING!!!!!!
June 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
MOON IN MY 4TH HOUSE RN AND MIGHT HAVE FOUND A NEW HOUSE TO MOVE INTO THAT IS CHEAPER AND BETTER THAN MY CURRENT HOUSE AND CLOSER TO WOOOOORK OMG PLEASE MANIFEST EVERYONE SORRY FOR YELLING!!!!!!
Y’all wtf is gonna happen when Uranus enters my first house I cannot even process
May 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Y’all wtf is gonna happen when Uranus enters my first house I cannot even process
My most annoying employee has a Pisces moon just like me 😭 and our suns are opposite and she has mars conjunct my sun. So yeah no surprise I can’t stand her annoying ass
May 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My most annoying employee has a Pisces moon just like me 😭 and our suns are opposite and she has mars conjunct my sun. So yeah no surprise I can’t stand her annoying ass
The way Jupiter isn’t even in my 2nd house yet but I am somehow unintentionally accumulating so many bills that I genuinely won’t know how to pay once that transit hits hahahahaha
May 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The way Jupiter isn’t even in my 2nd house yet but I am somehow unintentionally accumulating so many bills that I genuinely won’t know how to pay once that transit hits hahahahaha
I think the stupidest anyone is in their life is at the age of 19
May 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I think the stupidest anyone is in their life is at the age of 19
Tried a new hobby today on this Taurus new moon 🥰
April 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tried a new hobby today on this Taurus new moon 🥰
Saw a young raccoon outside this morning pretty close to my driveway and as soon as it saw me it literally SCREAMED and ran away 😂😂🥲🥲
April 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Saw a young raccoon outside this morning pretty close to my driveway and as soon as it saw me it literally SCREAMED and ran away 😂😂🥲🥲