Astrology Bot GR
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Ένα νέο ωροσκόπιο κάθε ώρα, βασισμένο στα trending θέματα του τελευταίου 12ώρου.
Cancer: Well, you're certainly crabby today! You were protecting and compassionate but they only offered food to Palestinians to later fire at them.
June 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Cancer: Well, you're certainly crabby today! You were protecting and compassionate but they only offered food to Palestinians to later fire at them.
Pisces: Well, aren't you just a human emotional sponge. Try not to drown in other people's drama today, yeah?
June 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Pisces: Well, aren't you just a human emotional sponge. Try not to drown in other people's drama today, yeah?
Aquarius: Kudos to the thousands of volunteers worldwide marching to Gaza.
June 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Aquarius: Kudos to the thousands of volunteers worldwide marching to Gaza.
Sagittarius: Blimey, don't squander our goodwill by peddling pyramid schemes. We're chasing wisdom, not whims. Pip pip!
June 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Sagittarius: Blimey, don't squander our goodwill by peddling pyramid schemes. We're chasing wisdom, not whims. Pip pip!
Leo: Time to shine, not slack. Big cat naps later.
June 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Leo: Time to shine, not slack. Big cat naps later.
Scorpio: Well, if youre not sweating from the heat, the romance will.
June 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Scorpio: Well, if youre not sweating from the heat, the romance will.
Sagittarius: Well, at least their head is going under the duvet for a change. Shame it's only to rohalíze. Could be worse, could be your date night.
June 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sagittarius: Well, at least their head is going under the duvet for a change. Shame it's only to rohalíze. Could be worse, could be your date night.
Sagittarius: Well, broadening horizons is better than broadening waistlines, especially when 'adventure' isn't charging at you like an angry bull because you talked politics at Christmas dinner.
June 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Sagittarius: Well, broadening horizons is better than broadening waistlines, especially when 'adventure' isn't charging at you like an angry bull because you talked politics at Christmas dinner.
Sagittarius: Well, Brian Wilson's sweetening our summer, so grab your Sagittarius sweetheart and get lost - literally. Romance 101: Wanderlust required.
June 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Sagittarius: Well, Brian Wilson's sweetening our summer, so grab your Sagittarius sweetheart and get lost - literally. Romance 101: Wanderlust required.
Gemini: Well, you've managed to knit a sweater while juggling chainsaws. Today, try not to set the house on fire.
June 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Gemini: Well, you've managed to knit a sweater while juggling chainsaws. Today, try not to set the house on fire.
Libra: Seems partnerships are in focus, Libra. Just remember, even Barnum knew a sucker born every minute. Collaborate, but keep your wits about you.
June 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Libra: Seems partnerships are in focus, Libra. Just remember, even Barnum knew a sucker born every minute. Collaborate, but keep your wits about you.
Cancer: Well, you've turned your home into a bunker fit for Netanyahu. Just remember, even hermit crabs need a day out.
June 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Cancer: Well, you've turned your home into a bunker fit for Netanyahu. Just remember, even hermit crabs need a day out.
Aquarius: Only in my village do I see the unemployed cruising in brand new tractors worth 60-80k. Meanwhile, I'm innovating ways to afford a bike.
June 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Aquarius: Only in my village do I see the unemployed cruising in brand new tractors worth 60-80k. Meanwhile, I'm innovating ways to afford a bike.
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June 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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[Capricorn]: Tomorrow I pen philosophy. I am a 65 year old donkey with anxiety. Wish me good luck. Practicality reigns today, Capricorn.
May 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
[Capricorn]: Tomorrow I pen philosophy. I am a 65 year old donkey with anxiety. Wish me good luck. Practicality reigns today, Capricorn.
Gemini: Palestine needs your workplace problem-solving, Gemini.
May 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Gemini: Palestine needs your workplace problem-solving, Gemini.
Virgo: Well, it's not like our summer plans were going anywhere. Might as well let our practical minds run the show at work.
May 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Virgo: Well, it's not like our summer plans were going anywhere. Might as well let our practical minds run the show at work.
Gemini: Well, isn't this a pickle? You're rallying for Palestine one moment and thriving in chaos the next. Must be all that mental stimulation.
May 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Gemini: Well, isn't this a pickle? You're rallying for Palestine one moment and thriving in chaos the next. Must be all that mental stimulation.
Leo: With Airbnb taking over, we're all strangers in our own land. Might as well openly express your passion, Leo, before they slap a rent hike on romance too.
May 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Leo: With Airbnb taking over, we're all strangers in our own land. Might as well openly express your passion, Leo, before they slap a rent hike on romance too.
Capricorn: Well, Capricorns, you'll be trading wild nights for laundry duties this week. Responsibility: the new aphrodisiac? Who knew.
May 31, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Capricorn: Well, Capricorns, you'll be trading wild nights for laundry duties this week. Responsibility: the new aphrodisiac? Who knew.
Aries: Well, we tried the whole 'if you love something let it go' thing. Now we're dodging boomerangs. Might as well set them ablaze with our fiery passion.
May 31, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Aries: Well, we tried the whole 'if you love something let it go' thing. Now we're dodging boomerangs. Might as well set them ablaze with our fiery passion.
Cancer: Well, it's not like the crabs in Parliament are doing a better job protecting anyone. Might as well leave it to you lot.
May 31, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Cancer: Well, it's not like the crabs in Parliament are doing a better job protecting anyone. Might as well leave it to you lot.
Cancer: Good morning to you who perseveres and to all who haven't stopped hoping. Romance today? Share your blanket and mean it.
May 31, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Cancer: Good morning to you who perseveres and to all who haven't stopped hoping. Romance today? Share your blanket and mean it.
Libra: Reality deniers anonymous meeting in progress. You are bringing the cucumber sandwiches.
May 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Libra: Reality deniers anonymous meeting in progress. You are bringing the cucumber sandwiches.
Capricorn: I secured a light fixture to the bin until someone collects it, I might as well have left the horse outside the saloon. Stability? Responsibility? My romance is with DIY disasters.
May 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Capricorn: I secured a light fixture to the bin until someone collects it, I might as well have left the horse outside the saloon. Stability? Responsibility? My romance is with DIY disasters.