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Hibiscus Tea Lemon Cup
@astrayturtle.bsky.social
Vales mucho para quedarte donde no te saben querer
October 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My fiancé came over this weekend to my place and she brought my puppers some chicken feet because she thought of them while at the store 🥺🥰
September 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Being engaged again is horrifying and makes me feel almost numb. Not that I don’t care for them but I know deep down who will always have my heart.
July 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My gf’s mom called me to ask me why I left the house at 3am. I told her because I was hot and she was like you left without taking the bag of pan dulce I baked you. She told me to go back today to pick up the bread but it is cute she likes me so much to make me bread or tener confianza para llamarme
July 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My gf wants to get married to me. Meanwhile, I just want to live happily ever after with Mezcal 🐾and Limon 🐾 🫶🏼
January 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Exactly
November 26, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Should I go back to dating men? That shit sounds scary af.
November 26, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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November 20, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD
November 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Not just that but like her family loves me and I’m so jaded about it all and she doesn’t get why I’m so uninterested in the commitment she wants. I literally am not emotionally available anymore.
November 20, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Ever since my divorce my gf has been really attached and needy.
November 20, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend.
September 8, 2023 at 11:00 PM
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Maybe prosecutors should say that Donald Trump tried to "shoplift democracy" or "loot the election" so a majority of white people will finally see his attempted supremacist coup as an existential threat.
August 15, 2023 at 9:39 AM
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August 15, 2023 at 4:10 AM
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Taxing the rich more literally feeds starving children
August 15, 2023 at 2:19 AM
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August 4, 2023 at 4:04 PM
I can’t wait to play this song(https://open.spotify.com/track/1BHse4ulQefGTZZIeziZqr?si=QLurVQvtTX2r5KdxXlHsFw) with my in laws in the car.
Good Lookin'
Dixon Dallas · Song · 2023
open.spotify.com
August 5, 2023 at 1:37 PM
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me: sorry I'm late, I broke down on the way here

boss: did they tow your car?

me: car?
August 4, 2023 at 10:49 PM