AstraVex
@astravex.bsky.social
https://youtube.com/@astravex
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/phillipjones/e6V5
Earthling, Semi-Talented Musician, Nerd.
🎮🎵🎸🎼
"Through the storm ⛈️, may you become a rainbow"🌈
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/phillipjones/e6V5
Earthling, Semi-Talented Musician, Nerd.
🎮🎵🎸🎼
"Through the storm ⛈️, may you become a rainbow"🌈
State of Play Japan airs on YouTube tonight (Nov 11) at
2pm PT / 5pm ET / 11pm CEST /
10PM GMT | Nov 12 at 7am JST
If a Bloodborne remake or remaster is even mentioned, I will PERSONALLY trade-in my PS5 for a PS5 Pro to play it in its nicest quality until PS6 comes out. And that's a promise! 😠
2pm PT / 5pm ET / 11pm CEST /
10PM GMT | Nov 12 at 7am JST
If a Bloodborne remake or remaster is even mentioned, I will PERSONALLY trade-in my PS5 for a PS5 Pro to play it in its nicest quality until PS6 comes out. And that's a promise! 😠
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
State of Play Japan airs on YouTube tonight (Nov 11) at
2pm PT / 5pm ET / 11pm CEST /
10PM GMT | Nov 12 at 7am JST
If a Bloodborne remake or remaster is even mentioned, I will PERSONALLY trade-in my PS5 for a PS5 Pro to play it in its nicest quality until PS6 comes out. And that's a promise! 😠
2pm PT / 5pm ET / 11pm CEST /
10PM GMT | Nov 12 at 7am JST
If a Bloodborne remake or remaster is even mentioned, I will PERSONALLY trade-in my PS5 for a PS5 Pro to play it in its nicest quality until PS6 comes out. And that's a promise! 😠
New Guitar arriving tomorrow! 🎸
Something very different....
Something very different....
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
New Guitar arriving tomorrow! 🎸
Something very different....
Something very different....
Trump just stands there after a man collapses during a press conference.
How is this not an Onion News article? This is insane, this man is insane!
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
How is this not an Onion News article? This is insane, this man is insane!
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Trump just stands there after a man collapses during a press conference.
How is this not an Onion News article? This is insane, this man is insane!
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
How is this not an Onion News article? This is insane, this man is insane!
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Predicting it now, THIS is how America will look in about....
two years.
Donald Trump is basically Immortan Joe if you swapped the desert fortress for a golf resort.
Immortan Joe promises water.
Trump promises greatness.
Both love the poorly educated.
two years.
Donald Trump is basically Immortan Joe if you swapped the desert fortress for a golf resort.
Immortan Joe promises water.
Trump promises greatness.
Both love the poorly educated.
October 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Predicting it now, THIS is how America will look in about....
two years.
Donald Trump is basically Immortan Joe if you swapped the desert fortress for a golf resort.
Immortan Joe promises water.
Trump promises greatness.
Both love the poorly educated.
two years.
Donald Trump is basically Immortan Joe if you swapped the desert fortress for a golf resort.
Immortan Joe promises water.
Trump promises greatness.
Both love the poorly educated.
You can't taunt enemies in
Devil May Cry 2.
That should've told me everything way back when 😂
Devil May Cry 2.
That should've told me everything way back when 😂
October 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
You can't taunt enemies in
Devil May Cry 2.
That should've told me everything way back when 😂
Devil May Cry 2.
That should've told me everything way back when 😂
Does anyone else remember this cartoon from the 90s? I feel like I watched maybe two episodes of it when I was about 8, but it always stuck with me for just being such a wacky premise. 😂
October 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Does anyone else remember this cartoon from the 90s? I feel like I watched maybe two episodes of it when I was about 8, but it always stuck with me for just being such a wacky premise. 😂
Lukewarm Take:
Starfox Adventures is actually pretty good. People are just mean. 🫤
Starfox Adventures is actually pretty good. People are just mean. 🫤
October 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Lukewarm Take:
Starfox Adventures is actually pretty good. People are just mean. 🫤
Starfox Adventures is actually pretty good. People are just mean. 🫤
Amazing quote I heard from @joshstrifehayes.bsky.social :
"Me and the Comments section do a tiny amount of Psychic Chip Damage every time you see them but nothing heals that back."
And as someone who's been on YouTube my entire adult life, is it any wonder why I've gone unlisted for a while? 😅
"Me and the Comments section do a tiny amount of Psychic Chip Damage every time you see them but nothing heals that back."
And as someone who's been on YouTube my entire adult life, is it any wonder why I've gone unlisted for a while? 😅
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Amazing quote I heard from @joshstrifehayes.bsky.social :
"Me and the Comments section do a tiny amount of Psychic Chip Damage every time you see them but nothing heals that back."
And as someone who's been on YouTube my entire adult life, is it any wonder why I've gone unlisted for a while? 😅
"Me and the Comments section do a tiny amount of Psychic Chip Damage every time you see them but nothing heals that back."
And as someone who's been on YouTube my entire adult life, is it any wonder why I've gone unlisted for a while? 😅
Reposted by AstraVex
As a historian, I can certify that we are in the bad times. But bad times eventually end.
In the meantime:
• Figure out a small way to help someone
• Figure out a small way to fight back
• Figure out a small place to find joy
• Figure out a small way to grow and thrive
And do it often.
In the meantime:
• Figure out a small way to help someone
• Figure out a small way to fight back
• Figure out a small place to find joy
• Figure out a small way to grow and thrive
And do it often.
October 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
As a historian, I can certify that we are in the bad times. But bad times eventually end.
In the meantime:
• Figure out a small way to help someone
• Figure out a small way to fight back
• Figure out a small place to find joy
• Figure out a small way to grow and thrive
And do it often.
In the meantime:
• Figure out a small way to help someone
• Figure out a small way to fight back
• Figure out a small place to find joy
• Figure out a small way to grow and thrive
And do it often.
I gotta say, we've been SPOILED this year.
Expedition 33 may have forever changed it's genre.
Hades 2 and SilkSong practically perfected theirs.
And Split Fiction, Kingdom Come 2, Blue Prince, Doom Dark Ages, Death Stranding 2, Nightreign, Shinobi, Ghost Of Yotei, Sonic Crossworlds, aaaaaa!
Expedition 33 may have forever changed it's genre.
Hades 2 and SilkSong practically perfected theirs.
And Split Fiction, Kingdom Come 2, Blue Prince, Doom Dark Ages, Death Stranding 2, Nightreign, Shinobi, Ghost Of Yotei, Sonic Crossworlds, aaaaaa!
October 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I gotta say, we've been SPOILED this year.
Expedition 33 may have forever changed it's genre.
Hades 2 and SilkSong practically perfected theirs.
And Split Fiction, Kingdom Come 2, Blue Prince, Doom Dark Ages, Death Stranding 2, Nightreign, Shinobi, Ghost Of Yotei, Sonic Crossworlds, aaaaaa!
Expedition 33 may have forever changed it's genre.
Hades 2 and SilkSong practically perfected theirs.
And Split Fiction, Kingdom Come 2, Blue Prince, Doom Dark Ages, Death Stranding 2, Nightreign, Shinobi, Ghost Of Yotei, Sonic Crossworlds, aaaaaa!
Watching people speedrun Devil May Cry 1 is turning me into one of those guys that shout at the TV when the football's on.
"WTF ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE WASTING SO MUCH TIME! JUST TURN RIGHT, YOU CAN SKIP GRIFFON AND JUST PUNCH THE DOOR! WHY AREN'T YOU USING DT?! OR THE HOLY WATER?! RUUUUUUN!!!"
"WTF ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE WASTING SO MUCH TIME! JUST TURN RIGHT, YOU CAN SKIP GRIFFON AND JUST PUNCH THE DOOR! WHY AREN'T YOU USING DT?! OR THE HOLY WATER?! RUUUUUUN!!!"
October 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Watching people speedrun Devil May Cry 1 is turning me into one of those guys that shout at the TV when the football's on.
"WTF ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE WASTING SO MUCH TIME! JUST TURN RIGHT, YOU CAN SKIP GRIFFON AND JUST PUNCH THE DOOR! WHY AREN'T YOU USING DT?! OR THE HOLY WATER?! RUUUUUUN!!!"
"WTF ARE YOU DOING?! YOU'RE WASTING SO MUCH TIME! JUST TURN RIGHT, YOU CAN SKIP GRIFFON AND JUST PUNCH THE DOOR! WHY AREN'T YOU USING DT?! OR THE HOLY WATER?! RUUUUUUN!!!"
If this is true, Microsoft are gonna be COOKED 🔥
Let's hope it's just a rumour. 🫤
www.vice.com/en/article/n...
Let's hope it's just a rumour. 🫤
www.vice.com/en/article/n...
October 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If this is true, Microsoft are gonna be COOKED 🔥
Let's hope it's just a rumour. 🫤
www.vice.com/en/article/n...
Let's hope it's just a rumour. 🫤
www.vice.com/en/article/n...
I think Pixar should team up with Peter Jackson to re-release the original LOTR trilogy to include a fully-rendered CGI Mike Wazowski, so he can be part of the group and have a musical number called "Put The Ring Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me!"
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I think Pixar should team up with Peter Jackson to re-release the original LOTR trilogy to include a fully-rendered CGI Mike Wazowski, so he can be part of the group and have a musical number called "Put The Ring Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me!"
The Virtual Boy is just a 3DS that does Red & Black colour only and is waaaay too close to your eyes.
You are literally paying $100 to ruin your eyesight for no other reason than nostalgia and brand loyalty. 😅
You are literally paying $100 to ruin your eyesight for no other reason than nostalgia and brand loyalty. 😅
October 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The Virtual Boy is just a 3DS that does Red & Black colour only and is waaaay too close to your eyes.
You are literally paying $100 to ruin your eyesight for no other reason than nostalgia and brand loyalty. 😅
You are literally paying $100 to ruin your eyesight for no other reason than nostalgia and brand loyalty. 😅
Amazing that it took me like 20 years to realise that they FAKED the shading on the Alastor sword in Devil May Cry 1! 😂 I had no idea, but I guess it's the little details that keeps things optimised but looking great :)
October 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Amazing that it took me like 20 years to realise that they FAKED the shading on the Alastor sword in Devil May Cry 1! 😂 I had no idea, but I guess it's the little details that keeps things optimised but looking great :)
The Super Mario Galaxy Amiibo literally just gives you mushrooms.
Mario gives you a Life mushroom.
Rosalina gives you a 1-UP mushroom.
That's it.
For $40.
Each.
Nintendo are ACTUALLY insane! 🤣
Mario gives you a Life mushroom.
Rosalina gives you a 1-UP mushroom.
That's it.
For $40.
Each.
Nintendo are ACTUALLY insane! 🤣
October 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The Super Mario Galaxy Amiibo literally just gives you mushrooms.
Mario gives you a Life mushroom.
Rosalina gives you a 1-UP mushroom.
That's it.
For $40.
Each.
Nintendo are ACTUALLY insane! 🤣
Mario gives you a Life mushroom.
Rosalina gives you a 1-UP mushroom.
That's it.
For $40.
Each.
Nintendo are ACTUALLY insane! 🤣
In just over a week, I've got my rigged character in Unreal 5 walking, running, jumping, landing and swinging a sword, with all my own animations. I'm pretty proud of that 🙂
September 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
In just over a week, I've got my rigged character in Unreal 5 walking, running, jumping, landing and swinging a sword, with all my own animations. I'm pretty proud of that 🙂
Open World Metroid
> Explore Empty Deserts?
Because space exploration made too much sense! 😂🤣😭
> Explore Empty Deserts?
Because space exploration made too much sense! 😂🤣😭
September 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Open World Metroid
> Explore Empty Deserts?
Because space exploration made too much sense! 😂🤣😭
> Explore Empty Deserts?
Because space exploration made too much sense! 😂🤣😭
Maturing is realizing that new open world games are just a massive 300hr back-tracking fetch quest with a six hour story.
September 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Maturing is realizing that new open world games are just a massive 300hr back-tracking fetch quest with a six hour story.
The crazy thing about YouTube Tutorials is that one person can spend 4 hours showing you something that doesn't work anymore due to outdated info or updates to software you're using, and another person can show you EXACTLY what you need in under a minute with better results. It's always a gamble! xD
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The crazy thing about YouTube Tutorials is that one person can spend 4 hours showing you something that doesn't work anymore due to outdated info or updates to software you're using, and another person can show you EXACTLY what you need in under a minute with better results. It's always a gamble! xD
Can you imagine if we all still had dial-up?
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Can you imagine if we all still had dial-up?
Just noticed something with Nintendo.
Are they......are they literally turning every one of their franchises into an empty open-world sandbox loot simulator because of how well BotW did?
Mario Kart > Open World
Donkey Kong > Open World
Metroid > Open World
Pokémon S & V > Open World
Stop! 🤣
Are they......are they literally turning every one of their franchises into an empty open-world sandbox loot simulator because of how well BotW did?
Mario Kart > Open World
Donkey Kong > Open World
Metroid > Open World
Pokémon S & V > Open World
Stop! 🤣
September 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Just noticed something with Nintendo.
Are they......are they literally turning every one of their franchises into an empty open-world sandbox loot simulator because of how well BotW did?
Mario Kart > Open World
Donkey Kong > Open World
Metroid > Open World
Pokémon S & V > Open World
Stop! 🤣
Are they......are they literally turning every one of their franchises into an empty open-world sandbox loot simulator because of how well BotW did?
Mario Kart > Open World
Donkey Kong > Open World
Metroid > Open World
Pokémon S & V > Open World
Stop! 🤣
I have a friend who still, to this day, STILL quotes Charlie Sheen's crazy "Winning/Tiger Blood" rant from 15 years ago, regularly.
Everyone else moved on, and he’s still in 2010 like it’s some kind of motivational TED Talk delivered by a maniac wizard.
It's admirable 😂 🐅 🩸
Everyone else moved on, and he’s still in 2010 like it’s some kind of motivational TED Talk delivered by a maniac wizard.
It's admirable 😂 🐅 🩸
September 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I have a friend who still, to this day, STILL quotes Charlie Sheen's crazy "Winning/Tiger Blood" rant from 15 years ago, regularly.
Everyone else moved on, and he’s still in 2010 like it’s some kind of motivational TED Talk delivered by a maniac wizard.
It's admirable 😂 🐅 🩸
Everyone else moved on, and he’s still in 2010 like it’s some kind of motivational TED Talk delivered by a maniac wizard.
It's admirable 😂 🐅 🩸
Great bit of advice I saw in passing easier:
"Just make something first. Make Stuff ASAP. You can make it look and sound awesome later."
"Just make something first. Make Stuff ASAP. You can make it look and sound awesome later."
September 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Great bit of advice I saw in passing easier:
"Just make something first. Make Stuff ASAP. You can make it look and sound awesome later."
"Just make something first. Make Stuff ASAP. You can make it look and sound awesome later."
The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe, because the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them....
September 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe, because the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them....