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Astolpho
@astolpho.regression.club
2d/3d furry artist, VR nerd, whatever the therian version of a kindergartener is.

Enjoyer of subby ageplay, clean diapers, and moms & dads! 18+ only.

💛 @jj-dogdog.bsky.social 💛

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/astolpho
https://t.me/pebblemakes
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Glad you're here. There've been some changes to the duty roster. Some tasks require your immediate attention.

// @spacelion.me
#furryart
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My designated Meta-FBI Joint agent watching me take my Quest 3 VR headset into the restroom to watch YouTube in mixed reality while pooping for the 3rd time this week
February 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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It was funny, a bunch of people messaged me yesterday, spotting me in a SlimeVR video for their new butterfly trackers. I didn't realize a lot of people haven't seen this newer mouse! So here it is! c: Based on avatars available by Squirrelbite / Mars squirrel!
February 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Oh, yeah, I could see how moving lights around a hand painted normal map could be fun. I know they did fun stuff with normal maps in a 2d space in Spelunky to get neat effects.
February 10, 2026 at 9:41 AM
So are you hand painting normal maps on a 3d model or did you decide to paint them on a 2d image, and follow-up question for either case: why?
February 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Diversity win! Ring launches a surveillance apparatus for petplay

bsky.app/profile/phil...
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Hey, welcome, I always suspected
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I am! I still have space for more stickers.
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I'm told I'm an icon!
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I'm reposting it because I have a lot more followers now than I did five months ago and it's important to repost your old stuff sometimes!
February 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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The lion does not concern himself with healthy bedtime routines.
September 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
weirdly, all of the above
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Please prepare your tickets for inspection. A new #VRChat worlds showcase will be departing shortly. (Link to full video in replies)
February 6, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Every blue YCH furry has the same powers as their father, Doctor Manhattan, and they appear as frequently as they do in stickers in order to placate them
February 6, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Me but one of my friends twitch streaming
February 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I gave folks on my telegram channel a 24-hour headstart on this, so I'm already a little over halfway booked for the month, which is something to bear in mind!
February 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I'm ready! It's time! The machinery is installed and the engine is running! If you wanna book a slot from me for this month, signups are here - docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
February 5, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Blood ain't thicker than no diaper, I'll tell you that for free
February 5, 2026 at 10:03 AM
HEy! You didn't have to go tell everyone!
February 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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It was just a weekend stay at a rental cabin. Then you find the haunted nursery and suddenly ended up with a 8pm bedtime, strictly enforced by the resident ghosts with a fixation of making sure you don't wet the bed, or leave it.
For @marlow.dog
February 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Aw gosh thanks! I really liked doing them. :3
February 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I am!
February 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Did you know: sometimes when you omit the bits, that's its own kind of hot?

#furryart #furrynsfw #momshapes
February 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I think version 2, but yeah. I was on v1 for a very long time and only upgraded last year to v4.
January 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I learned this week that Clip Studio has a work time tracker in the Information palette that will automatically pause after a few minutes of inactivity. This is wonderful (and also kind of terrible) for me, because I never know what to charge, as I never knew how long anything really takes.
January 31, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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So @jj-dogdog.bsky.social somehow gets to be both my boyfriend and my bully at the same time, even though I'm bigger than him? That doesn't seem fair. Dogs are the worst.
July 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM