Asphodel
@assphodel.bsky.social
certified mothma'am 💿 here to corrupt your hard drive and your heart 💿 az·fuh·del
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Asphodel
@assphodel.bsky.social
· Aug 22
He didn’t go to get cigarettes and milk… he went to go get lamps
i have been carrying a lot of bitterness and sadness in my heart lately and the people who truly know me can understand how much i hate to feel something like that. i hold a lot of love and appreciation for the people who have continued to support me. i really couldn't do this without you.
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
i have been carrying a lot of bitterness and sadness in my heart lately and the people who truly know me can understand how much i hate to feel something like that. i hold a lot of love and appreciation for the people who have continued to support me. i really couldn't do this without you.
"you're still sick??"
yeah...
yeah...
a woman is laying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask .
ALT: a woman is laying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask .
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January 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
"you're still sick??"
yeah...
yeah...
my 2026 resolution is to still be myself and if you don't like it suck my moth dusted nuts
January 1, 2026 at 8:38 AM
my 2026 resolution is to still be myself and if you don't like it suck my moth dusted nuts
if you sexualize that new plum base you're an op
January 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
if you sexualize that new plum base you're an op
top 10 things you should pay more attention to in 2026
1. me
1. me
January 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
top 10 things you should pay more attention to in 2026
1. me
1. me
me to people i like: you're fucking dumb
me to people i hate: you're fucking dumb
me to people i hate: you're fucking dumb
December 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
me to people i like: you're fucking dumb
me to people i hate: you're fucking dumb
me to people i hate: you're fucking dumb
i have been fighting this fever since thursday night and at this point i just want someone to old yeller me
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
i have been fighting this fever since thursday night and at this point i just want someone to old yeller me
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you’re worth more than a drunk text and a second thought.
December 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
you’re worth more than a drunk text and a second thought.
living alone is great until you get sick and no one is there to help you. i want to be taken care of but remy is just screaming at me because he craves kibble
December 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
living alone is great until you get sick and no one is there to help you. i want to be taken care of but remy is just screaming at me because he craves kibble
took a stab at vegan tamales
little ugly, but a whole lot of delicious 😋
little ugly, but a whole lot of delicious 😋
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
took a stab at vegan tamales
little ugly, but a whole lot of delicious 😋
little ugly, but a whole lot of delicious 😋
i found my next victim on the other side of the screen
December 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i found my next victim on the other side of the screen
when i was a child i never imagined this is what my apartment would look like as an adult
December 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
when i was a child i never imagined this is what my apartment would look like as an adult
but...we stole a balloon
yeah, on free balloon day 🎈
tried to channel thirty, flirty, and thriving and accidentally channeled thirty, hurty, and dying
yeah, on free balloon day 🎈
tried to channel thirty, flirty, and thriving and accidentally channeled thirty, hurty, and dying
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
but...we stole a balloon
yeah, on free balloon day 🎈
tried to channel thirty, flirty, and thriving and accidentally channeled thirty, hurty, and dying
yeah, on free balloon day 🎈
tried to channel thirty, flirty, and thriving and accidentally channeled thirty, hurty, and dying
how quickly i went from feeling like i had found my place to feeling like i don't have a place
December 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
how quickly i went from feeling like i had found my place to feeling like i don't have a place
i want to like christmas, but after almost 30 years of it absolutely ruining my birthdays i have become quite the grinch
a gif of a girl saying i hate christmas
ALT: a gif of a girl saying i hate christmas
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December 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i want to like christmas, but after almost 30 years of it absolutely ruining my birthdays i have become quite the grinch
the only unsolicited d pics i am trying to get are dinosaurs
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
the only unsolicited d pics i am trying to get are dinosaurs
i ̴͠t̴̖̝͊hi̴̮̱̔̓n̵̗͈̑k̸͔̎ t̸͇̅̊hĕ̵̥r̸̙͆e̶̘̗̔͝s̶̟͘ ̶̦̣̐a̸͇̮̓ ̴̧̗͂͒fḁ̶̢̀ul̷t i̵n̸ ̸͎͍̍m̴͔̾̾y ̶̻͊c̸̜̾ơ̴̯̘d̵͋e̴̞͂͆
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i ̴͠t̴̖̝͊hi̴̮̱̔̓n̵̗͈̑k̸͔̎ t̸͇̅̊hĕ̵̥r̸̙͆e̶̘̗̔͝s̶̟͘ ̶̦̣̐a̸͇̮̓ ̴̧̗͂͒fḁ̶̢̀ul̷t i̵n̸ ̸͎͍̍m̴͔̾̾y ̶̻͊c̸̜̾ơ̴̯̘d̵͋e̴̞͂͆
when you do your best
hell, that's all you can do
hell, that's all you can do
December 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
when you do your best
hell, that's all you can do
hell, that's all you can do
remy always makes sure i don't drown in the tub to ensure he gets his next meal
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
remy always makes sure i don't drown in the tub to ensure he gets his next meal
as a wise man once said.... "yeah"
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
as a wise man once said.... "yeah"
he is the best thing in my life
December 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
he is the best thing in my life
tis the season to be drinking to survive family outings
December 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
tis the season to be drinking to survive family outings
i had a dream last night that i was doing an irl battle royale but the main goal was to collect the most shiny rocks
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i had a dream last night that i was doing an irl battle royale but the main goal was to collect the most shiny rocks