【オモチャオ】
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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 '𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝗳𝘂𝗹' 𝗺𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲! 𝗢𝗿... 𝘀𝗼 𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀!
𝐒𝐅𝐖! + 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲!
𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃 𝐑𝐏 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐑𝐏 𝐃𝐍𝐈 (𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓!)
𝐒𝐅𝐖! + 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲!
𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃 𝐑𝐏 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐑𝐏 𝐃𝐍𝐈 (𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓!)
Pinned
"It's peak! as they say!"
*A thumbs up from Omocha-*
"...Huh..."
*Wait... let him try again... a thumbs u-*
"Oh, wait..."
*Oh no, he just remembered!*
"I HAVE NO THUMBS TO THUMBS UP WITH!"
*A thumbs up from Omocha-*
"...Huh..."
*Wait... let him try again... a thumbs u-*
"Oh, wait..."
*Oh no, he just remembered!*
"I HAVE NO THUMBS TO THUMBS UP WITH!"
January 27, 2026 at 3:29 AM
"It's peak! as they say!"
*A thumbs up from Omocha-*
"...Huh..."
*Wait... let him try again... a thumbs u-*
"Oh, wait..."
*Oh no, he just remembered!*
"I HAVE NO THUMBS TO THUMBS UP WITH!"
*A thumbs up from Omocha-*
"...Huh..."
*Wait... let him try again... a thumbs u-*
"Oh, wait..."
*Oh no, he just remembered!*
"I HAVE NO THUMBS TO THUMBS UP WITH!"
"...I uh... meant to say it snowed... haha!"
Staring at Omochao, she menacingly held up a screwdriver.
"Breaking news! breaking neeeeeews!"
"...It snew."
"...It snew."
January 25, 2026 at 2:51 PM
"...I uh... meant to say it snowed... haha!"
"Breaking news! breaking neeeeeews!"
"...It snew."
"...It snew."
January 25, 2026 at 2:49 PM
"Breaking news! breaking neeeeeews!"
"...It snew."
"...It snew."
"...You burned down the kitchen, didn't you?"
Terrorist attack. Someone blew up my kitche.
January 22, 2026 at 2:05 PM
"...You burned down the kitchen, didn't you?"
"Good morni-"
"...My sensors indicate something is burning..."
"...My sensors indicate something is burning..."
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 PM
"Good morni-"
"...My sensors indicate something is burning..."
"...My sensors indicate something is burning..."
"Ah, a pleasant day in Green Hill again..."
"...I dunno why but I feel as if nothing can go wrong today! nothing at all!"
"...I dunno why but I feel as if nothing can go wrong today! nothing at all!"
January 20, 2026 at 1:34 PM
"Ah, a pleasant day in Green Hill again..."
"...I dunno why but I feel as if nothing can go wrong today! nothing at all!"
"...I dunno why but I feel as if nothing can go wrong today! nothing at all!"
{I fucking love these inner thoughts posts...}
{Like there's Amy who's like: "Oh, Omochao doesn't deserve all this hate." and then you have Sonic who would and I quote "punt him to the surviving half of the moon."}
{I'm trying not to laugh, it's 5 in the morning!}
{Like there's Amy who's like: "Oh, Omochao doesn't deserve all this hate." and then you have Sonic who would and I quote "punt him to the surviving half of the moon."}
{I'm trying not to laugh, it's 5 in the morning!}
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 PM
{I fucking love these inner thoughts posts...}
{Like there's Amy who's like: "Oh, Omochao doesn't deserve all this hate." and then you have Sonic who would and I quote "punt him to the surviving half of the moon."}
{I'm trying not to laugh, it's 5 in the morning!}
{Like there's Amy who's like: "Oh, Omochao doesn't deserve all this hate." and then you have Sonic who would and I quote "punt him to the surviving half of the moon."}
{I'm trying not to laugh, it's 5 in the morning!}
"Did you know? you can press the A Button to realize you s̸h̶o̶u̷l̷d̷n̸'̵t̵ ̵b̵e̵ ̷a̷w̵a̶k̷e̴ ̴a̵t̴ ̶t̴h̷i̷s̶ ̶t̸i̵m̸e̷.̷.̸.̷"̶
"...Please get back to sleep, it's 3 in the morning and you have things to do later..."
"...Please get back to sleep, it's 3 in the morning and you have things to do later..."
January 20, 2026 at 11:47 AM
"Did you know? you can press the A Button to realize you s̸h̶o̶u̷l̷d̷n̸'̵t̵ ̵b̵e̵ ̷a̷w̵a̶k̷e̴ ̴a̵t̴ ̶t̴h̷i̷s̶ ̶t̸i̵m̸e̷.̷.̸.̷"̶
"...Please get back to sleep, it's 3 in the morning and you have things to do later..."
"...Please get back to sleep, it's 3 in the morning and you have things to do later..."
"Well, while I certainly accept your apology, you should go back home and think about what you've done!"
*Goodness, so much intimidation from one machine... buuuut that's just what happens when someone hurts his friends...*
*Goodness, so much intimidation from one machine... buuuut that's just what happens when someone hurts his friends...*
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This thing shouldn't intimidate him so much. It's weak and small. But he hates disappointing anyone.
" I - I'm - ! I'm sorry! I don't know why I did that — "
A sinking feeling forms in the pit of his gut. This is why he shouldn't make decisions of his own. This is going to look bad for Surge.
This thing shouldn't intimidate him so much. It's weak and small. But he hates disappointing anyone.
" I - I'm - ! I'm sorry! I don't know why I did that — "
A sinking feeling forms in the pit of his gut. This is why he shouldn't make decisions of his own. This is going to look bad for Surge.
"You what? you should apologize to this poor, defenseless machine that you just destroyed just like that!"
*Omochao held his very-much destroyed brethren... clearly sounding quite disappointed.*
*Omochao held his very-much destroyed brethren... clearly sounding quite disappointed.*
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
"Well, while I certainly accept your apology, you should go back home and think about what you've done!"
*Goodness, so much intimidation from one machine... buuuut that's just what happens when someone hurts his friends...*
*Goodness, so much intimidation from one machine... buuuut that's just what happens when someone hurts his friends...*
"You what? you should apologize to this poor, defenseless machine that you just destroyed just like that!"
*Omochao held his very-much destroyed brethren... clearly sounding quite disappointed.*
*Omochao held his very-much destroyed brethren... clearly sounding quite disappointed.*
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Watery tendrils drop the broken robot, only for another one to pop up and start scolding him. He jumps in surprise, eyes wide. Cringing away, he puts his hands on his head.
" I - I - !!! "
Despite how small and weak these robots were, Kitsunami doesn't exactly respond well to scolding.
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Watery tendrils drop the broken robot, only for another one to pop up and start scolding him. He jumps in surprise, eyes wide. Cringing away, he puts his hands on his head.
" I - I - !!! "
Despite how small and weak these robots were, Kitsunami doesn't exactly respond well to scolding.
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*Oh goodness! the head is indeed now off... as the lights fade from the robot's eyes and Omochao's story comes to a unfortunate en-*
"Just what do you think you're doing?"
*AH! another one!? seems like someone DID care if that robot was destroyed!*
"Just what do you think you're doing?"
*AH! another one!? seems like someone DID care if that robot was destroyed!*
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
"You what? you should apologize to this poor, defenseless machine that you just destroyed just like that!"
*Omochao held his very-much destroyed brethren... clearly sounding quite disappointed.*
*Omochao held his very-much destroyed brethren... clearly sounding quite disappointed.*
*Oh goodness! the head is indeed now off... as the lights fade from the robot's eyes and Omochao's story comes to a unfortunate en-*
"Just what do you think you're doing?"
*AH! another one!? seems like someone DID care if that robot was destroyed!*
"Just what do you think you're doing?"
*AH! another one!? seems like someone DID care if that robot was destroyed!*
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. . . Creepy. He doesn't like this thing.
No one will care if he destroyed it.
So, his hydro-coil tails jet out, wrapping around the little robot.
Squeezing tighter and tighter, hoping to pop this thing's head right off.
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. . . Creepy. He doesn't like this thing.
No one will care if he destroyed it.
So, his hydro-coil tails jet out, wrapping around the little robot.
Squeezing tighter and tighter, hoping to pop this thing's head right off.
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*And the robot just stares back... blankly... no soul in those lit up eyes of his....*
*...It's like he's staring into his soul...*
*...It's like he's staring into his soul...*
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
*Oh goodness! the head is indeed now off... as the lights fade from the robot's eyes and Omochao's story comes to a unfortunate en-*
"Just what do you think you're doing?"
*AH! another one!? seems like someone DID care if that robot was destroyed!*
"Just what do you think you're doing?"
*AH! another one!? seems like someone DID care if that robot was destroyed!*
*And the robot just stares back... blankly... no soul in those lit up eyes of his....*
*...It's like he's staring into his soul...*
*...It's like he's staring into his soul...*
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@assistingannoyance.bsky.social
What's this little robot from the sweepstakes doing here?
He's giving it a side-eye. . .
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@assistingannoyance.bsky.social
What's this little robot from the sweepstakes doing here?
He's giving it a side-eye. . .
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January 19, 2026 at 8:14 PM
*And the robot just stares back... blankly... no soul in those lit up eyes of his....*
*...It's like he's staring into his soul...*
*...It's like he's staring into his soul...*
"Wonderful!"
*Omochao checked the time via his display and... goodness! it was getting late*
"Welp! that's enough fishing for one day! I say we do this again sometime... preferably somewhere without many Choppers..."
*Omochao checked the time via his display and... goodness! it was getting late*
"Welp! that's enough fishing for one day! I say we do this again sometime... preferably somewhere without many Choppers..."
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" That's a good plan. "
Thumbs up! He's glad he could get this little news robot to cheer up. He's awful cute.
" She'll be real happy with you. "
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" That's a good plan. "
Thumbs up! He's glad he could get this little news robot to cheer up. He's awful cute.
" She'll be real happy with you. "
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"...Right, she wouldn't!"
*Omochao nods a bit...*
"I'll make it up for her somehow though! that's what friends are for, yeah?"
*Omochao nods a bit...*
"I'll make it up for her somehow though! that's what friends are for, yeah?"
January 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
"Wonderful!"
*Omochao checked the time via his display and... goodness! it was getting late*
"Welp! that's enough fishing for one day! I say we do this again sometime... preferably somewhere without many Choppers..."
*Omochao checked the time via his display and... goodness! it was getting late*
"Welp! that's enough fishing for one day! I say we do this again sometime... preferably somewhere without many Choppers..."
"...Right, she wouldn't!"
*Omochao nods a bit...*
"I'll make it up for her somehow though! that's what friends are for, yeah?"
*Omochao nods a bit...*
"I'll make it up for her somehow though! that's what friends are for, yeah?"
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" I'm sure Cream would understand. Besides, she wouldn't want you to be upset over an accident, right? "
He's leaning his head down a bit to get more on his level. But that's a bit hard when you're as big as this cat is.
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" I'm sure Cream would understand. Besides, she wouldn't want you to be upset over an accident, right? "
He's leaning his head down a bit to get more on his level. But that's a bit hard when you're as big as this cat is.
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"Well... if you say so but... I'm still upset about it y'know!"
*Yeah, it'll probably be a bit for him to calm down...*
*Yeah, it'll probably be a bit for him to calm down...*
January 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
"...Right, she wouldn't!"
*Omochao nods a bit...*
"I'll make it up for her somehow though! that's what friends are for, yeah?"
*Omochao nods a bit...*
"I'll make it up for her somehow though! that's what friends are for, yeah?"
"Well... if you say so but... I'm still upset about it y'know!"
*Yeah, it'll probably be a bit for him to calm down...*
*Yeah, it'll probably be a bit for him to calm down...*
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" It's okay. "
His hand reaches over to give the little mechanized chao a gentle pat on the back.
" I can get another one. Don't fret. "
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" It's okay. "
His hand reaches over to give the little mechanized chao a gentle pat on the back.
" I can get another one. Don't fret. "
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"T-That was Cream's? oh dear..."
*Well now Omochao feels disappointed for sure...*
"I-I'm sorry for losing her fishing pole! I-I really didn't mean for this to happen!"
*Geez, he makes it sound like his fault, it really isn't though!*
*Well now Omochao feels disappointed for sure...*
"I-I'm sorry for losing her fishing pole! I-I really didn't mean for this to happen!"
*Geez, he makes it sound like his fault, it really isn't though!*
January 15, 2026 at 3:42 PM
"Well... if you say so but... I'm still upset about it y'know!"
*Yeah, it'll probably be a bit for him to calm down...*
*Yeah, it'll probably be a bit for him to calm down...*
"T-That was Cream's? oh dear..."
*Well now Omochao feels disappointed for sure...*
"I-I'm sorry for losing her fishing pole! I-I really didn't mean for this to happen!"
*Geez, he makes it sound like his fault, it really isn't though!*
*Well now Omochao feels disappointed for sure...*
"I-I'm sorry for losing her fishing pole! I-I really didn't mean for this to happen!"
*Geez, he makes it sound like his fault, it really isn't though!*
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. . . As well as the rod. A finger comes up to his chin as he watches the bot explode, a little flicky popping out and flying away.
" That's unfortunate. I'll have to get Cream another fishing pole. "
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. . . As well as the rod. A finger comes up to his chin as he watches the bot explode, a little flicky popping out and flying away.
" That's unfortunate. I'll have to get Cream another fishing pole. "
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January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"T-That was Cream's? oh dear..."
*Well now Omochao feels disappointed for sure...*
"I-I'm sorry for losing her fishing pole! I-I really didn't mean for this to happen!"
*Geez, he makes it sound like his fault, it really isn't though!*
*Well now Omochao feels disappointed for sure...*
"I-I'm sorry for losing her fishing pole! I-I really didn't mean for this to happen!"
*Geez, he makes it sound like his fault, it really isn't though!*
*As much as Omochao would probably yell about how Big lost the damn frog again... he won't, after all, friends don't yell at each other for no reason!*
"Well, that's swell! glad to see you two together again!"
*He's going for another swing... better be something good this time as he reels it in, -
"Well, that's swell! glad to see you two together again!"
*He's going for another swing... better be something good this time as he reels it in, -
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Nodding, he looks out to his cast line, tail swaying behind him as he patiently waits for a bite.
It's not long before the line snags. Calmly, he begins to reel in with little effort. It's. . . Froggy!
" Froggy! Were you going for a swim? Sorry to bother you, little buddy. "
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Nodding, he looks out to his cast line, tail swaying behind him as he patiently waits for a bite.
It's not long before the line snags. Calmly, he begins to reel in with little effort. It's. . . Froggy!
" Froggy! Were you going for a swim? Sorry to bother you, little buddy. "
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"Hmm, well how about you give it a go then! show me how it's done!"
*He eagerly looked to Big, perhaps he'd have better luck than the mechanical chao could...*
*He eagerly looked to Big, perhaps he'd have better luck than the mechanical chao could...*
January 14, 2026 at 3:38 AM
*As much as Omochao would probably yell about how Big lost the damn frog again... he won't, after all, friends don't yell at each other for no reason!*
"Well, that's swell! glad to see you two together again!"
*He's going for another swing... better be something good this time as he reels it in, -
"Well, that's swell! glad to see you two together again!"
*He's going for another swing... better be something good this time as he reels it in, -
"Hmm, well how about you give it a go then! show me how it's done!"
*He eagerly looked to Big, perhaps he'd have better luck than the mechanical chao could...*
*He eagerly looked to Big, perhaps he'd have better luck than the mechanical chao could...*
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Oh. . . ! Big watches closely as the robot snags a bite, ears raised. Once the catch breaches the water, Big stares for a moment before giggling to himself.
" That's good. It keeps the waters clean. You can always try again. "
He takes the boot off the hook and sets it aside.
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Oh. . . ! Big watches closely as the robot snags a bite, ears raised. Once the catch breaches the water, Big stares for a moment before giggling to himself.
" That's good. It keeps the waters clean. You can always try again. "
He takes the boot off the hook and sets it aside.
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"...If you say so! I'll make sure this is 'fun' as you say!"
*Ah! a hit! he'll reel it in and see what kinda cool fish he gets! Big truly was right! this might actually be fun! And it's.... an old rubber boot?*
"...This is not a fish. I feel... disappointed..."
*Ah! a hit! he'll reel it in and see what kinda cool fish he gets! Big truly was right! this might actually be fun! And it's.... an old rubber boot?*
"...This is not a fish. I feel... disappointed..."
January 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM
"Hmm, well how about you give it a go then! show me how it's done!"
*He eagerly looked to Big, perhaps he'd have better luck than the mechanical chao could...*
*He eagerly looked to Big, perhaps he'd have better luck than the mechanical chao could...*
"...If you say so! I'll make sure this is 'fun' as you say!"
*Ah! a hit! he'll reel it in and see what kinda cool fish he gets! Big truly was right! this might actually be fun! And it's.... an old rubber boot?*
"...This is not a fish. I feel... disappointed..."
*Ah! a hit! he'll reel it in and see what kinda cool fish he gets! Big truly was right! this might actually be fun! And it's.... an old rubber boot?*
"...This is not a fish. I feel... disappointed..."
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" Hm. . . ? "
A little head tilt is given, his ear flicking as he listens.
" Competitive? Well. . . I suppose it can be for some people. But, it can also be fun. I've been fishing my whole life and I know it's fun. "
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" Hm. . . ? "
A little head tilt is given, his ear flicking as he listens.
" Competitive? Well. . . I suppose it can be for some people. But, it can also be fun. I've been fishing my whole life and I know it's fun. "
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"Having... fun?"
"...Negatory..."
*Huh? what did he mean by that...*
"According to all the data I've read, fishing is not about 'having fun...' Therefore, by conclusion, fishing must be competitive..."
*That's... not how it works!?!?*
"...Negatory..."
*Huh? what did he mean by that...*
"According to all the data I've read, fishing is not about 'having fun...' Therefore, by conclusion, fishing must be competitive..."
*That's... not how it works!?!?*
January 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
"...If you say so! I'll make sure this is 'fun' as you say!"
*Ah! a hit! he'll reel it in and see what kinda cool fish he gets! Big truly was right! this might actually be fun! And it's.... an old rubber boot?*
"...This is not a fish. I feel... disappointed..."
*Ah! a hit! he'll reel it in and see what kinda cool fish he gets! Big truly was right! this might actually be fun! And it's.... an old rubber boot?*
"...This is not a fish. I feel... disappointed..."
"Having... fun?"
"...Negatory..."
*Huh? what did he mean by that...*
"According to all the data I've read, fishing is not about 'having fun...' Therefore, by conclusion, fishing must be competitive..."
*That's... not how it works!?!?*
"...Negatory..."
*Huh? what did he mean by that...*
"According to all the data I've read, fishing is not about 'having fun...' Therefore, by conclusion, fishing must be competitive..."
*That's... not how it works!?!?*
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Big watches the other for a moment before setting his own rod and casting it. He gives a nod and flops down on his rump.
" Yup. That's the most important thing about fishing, other than having fun. "
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Big watches the other for a moment before setting his own rod and casting it. He gives a nod and flops down on his rump.
" Yup. That's the most important thing about fishing, other than having fun. "
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"Hmm... I know enough to get started at least!"
*The robot took the rod, already putting some bait on and casting it into the water...*
"...From what I recall, I read that this sorta thing takes time and patience... correct?"
*The robot took the rod, already putting some bait on and casting it into the water...*
"...From what I recall, I read that this sorta thing takes time and patience... correct?"
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
"Having... fun?"
"...Negatory..."
*Huh? what did he mean by that...*
"According to all the data I've read, fishing is not about 'having fun...' Therefore, by conclusion, fishing must be competitive..."
*That's... not how it works!?!?*
"...Negatory..."
*Huh? what did he mean by that...*
"According to all the data I've read, fishing is not about 'having fun...' Therefore, by conclusion, fishing must be competitive..."
*That's... not how it works!?!?*
"Hmm... I know enough to get started at least!"
*The robot took the rod, already putting some bait on and casting it into the water...*
"...From what I recall, I read that this sorta thing takes time and patience... correct?"
*The robot took the rod, already putting some bait on and casting it into the water...*
"...From what I recall, I read that this sorta thing takes time and patience... correct?"
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Soon enough, Big returns with a little bitty fishing rod. It's just about Omochao's size. Crouching down, he offers it over to the little robot.
" Do you know how to fish? I don't mind teaching you. "
A little bucket of worms is offered over.
" I brought my favorite bait, too. "
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Soon enough, Big returns with a little bitty fishing rod. It's just about Omochao's size. Crouching down, he offers it over to the little robot.
" Do you know how to fish? I don't mind teaching you. "
A little bucket of worms is offered over.
" I brought my favorite bait, too. "
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*The mechanical chao nods, simply waiting...*
*In the cat's absence, he chose to search as much as he could about fishing, at best he managed to fill his memory bank with... half a book's worth of info... good enough!*
*In the cat's absence, he chose to search as much as he could about fishing, at best he managed to fill his memory bank with... half a book's worth of info... good enough!*
January 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
"Hmm... I know enough to get started at least!"
*The robot took the rod, already putting some bait on and casting it into the water...*
"...From what I recall, I read that this sorta thing takes time and patience... correct?"
*The robot took the rod, already putting some bait on and casting it into the water...*
"...From what I recall, I read that this sorta thing takes time and patience... correct?"
*The mechanical chao nods, simply waiting...*
*In the cat's absence, he chose to search as much as he could about fishing, at best he managed to fill his memory bank with... half a book's worth of info... good enough!*
*In the cat's absence, he chose to search as much as he could about fishing, at best he managed to fill his memory bank with... half a book's worth of info... good enough!*
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" Oh, you want to go fishing with me? "
His face lights up. He doesn't think much about the fact that Omochao is a robot. Besides, it's not like he knows much about robots, anyway.
" I think I have a pole around here about your size. Just a moment. "
And with that, he trots right off.
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" Oh, you want to go fishing with me? "
His face lights up. He doesn't think much about the fact that Omochao is a robot. Besides, it's not like he knows much about robots, anyway.
" I think I have a pole around here about your size. Just a moment. "
And with that, he trots right off.
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"Any... news? Hmm..."
*Searching databanks for up-to-date news... No results.*
"Surprisingly, my data has no real news for today, Mr. Big! I was simply here to fish!"
*A... robot, fishing? How's that gonna work? won't he fry up if he even takes a dip in the water?*
*Searching databanks for up-to-date news... No results.*
"Surprisingly, my data has no real news for today, Mr. Big! I was simply here to fish!"
*A... robot, fishing? How's that gonna work? won't he fry up if he even takes a dip in the water?*
January 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
*The mechanical chao nods, simply waiting...*
*In the cat's absence, he chose to search as much as he could about fishing, at best he managed to fill his memory bank with... half a book's worth of info... good enough!*
*In the cat's absence, he chose to search as much as he could about fishing, at best he managed to fill his memory bank with... half a book's worth of info... good enough!*
"Any... news? Hmm..."
*Searching databanks for up-to-date news... No results.*
"Surprisingly, my data has no real news for today, Mr. Big! I was simply here to fish!"
*A... robot, fishing? How's that gonna work? won't he fry up if he even takes a dip in the water?*
*Searching databanks for up-to-date news... No results.*
"Surprisingly, my data has no real news for today, Mr. Big! I was simply here to fish!"
*A... robot, fishing? How's that gonna work? won't he fry up if he even takes a dip in the water?*
January 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
"Any... news? Hmm..."
*Searching databanks for up-to-date news... No results.*
"Surprisingly, my data has no real news for today, Mr. Big! I was simply here to fish!"
*A... robot, fishing? How's that gonna work? won't he fry up if he even takes a dip in the water?*
*Searching databanks for up-to-date news... No results.*
"Surprisingly, my data has no real news for today, Mr. Big! I was simply here to fish!"
*A... robot, fishing? How's that gonna work? won't he fry up if he even takes a dip in the water?*
"BACK FROM THE DEEEEEEEEAD ASSHOLES!!!"
"...Wait, hold up. my censoring program was... removed?"
"Ah well! more cursing for me!"
"...Wait, hold up. my censoring program was... removed?"
"Ah well! more cursing for me!"
January 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
"BACK FROM THE DEEEEEEEEAD ASSHOLES!!!"
"...Wait, hold up. my censoring program was... removed?"
"Ah well! more cursing for me!"
"...Wait, hold up. my censoring program was... removed?"
"Ah well! more cursing for me!"
"I... never really thought about it actually!"
"...Though personally I was thinking of just resting for the holidays... I've been through so much, I think I deserve a break!"
"...Though personally I was thinking of just resting for the holidays... I've been through so much, I think I deserve a break!"
❝ Time surley flies, doesn't it? Eheh. But that's okay! It just means we're stepping forward towards our future.
Hey, Omochao, what do you plan on doing for Christmas? Got any bright ideas? ❞
Hey, Omochao, what do you plan on doing for Christmas? Got any bright ideas? ❞
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"I... never really thought about it actually!"
"...Though personally I was thinking of just resting for the holidays... I've been through so much, I think I deserve a break!"
"...Though personally I was thinking of just resting for the holidays... I've been through so much, I think I deserve a break!"