【オモチャオ】
@assistingannoyance.bsky.social
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 '𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝗳𝘂𝗹' 𝗺𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲! 𝗢𝗿... 𝘀𝗼 𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀!
𝐒𝐅𝐖! + 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲!
𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃 𝐑𝐏 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐑𝐏 𝐃𝐍𝐈 (𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓!)
𝐒𝐅𝐖! + 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲!
𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃 𝐑𝐏 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐑𝐏 𝐃𝐍𝐈 (𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓!)
Pinned
"As I've said, I'm fine with how I am right now."
"I don't NEED fixing..."
"I don't NEED fixing..."
"Poor bot. I could fix this for you, giving a restriction when comes to helping criminals."
"...No can do!"
*..Wait what?*
"By voiding my programming to not help criminals, my purpose and directives would be... incomplete. I was built to assist everyone. and I cannot fulfill that without assisting a few bad eggs..."
"...Except Eggman, oddly enough my programming voids him entirely."
*..Wait what?*
"By voiding my programming to not help criminals, my purpose and directives would be... incomplete. I was built to assist everyone. and I cannot fulfill that without assisting a few bad eggs..."
"...Except Eggman, oddly enough my programming voids him entirely."
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"As I've said, I'm fine with how I am right now."
"I don't NEED fixing..."
"I don't NEED fixing..."
"...No can do!"
*..Wait what?*
"By voiding my programming to not help criminals, my purpose and directives would be... incomplete. I was built to assist everyone. and I cannot fulfill that without assisting a few bad eggs..."
"...Except Eggman, oddly enough my programming voids him entirely."
*..Wait what?*
"By voiding my programming to not help criminals, my purpose and directives would be... incomplete. I was built to assist everyone. and I cannot fulfill that without assisting a few bad eggs..."
"...Except Eggman, oddly enough my programming voids him entirely."
"Maybe was that but isn't your fault, omochao, you was following your purpose, your programmation to be assistance of anyone...I'll solve this for you."
Gives him headpats
Gives him headpats
"Well, I guess giving tips to criminals makes me an accomplice, and therefore a criminal..."
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"...No can do!"
*..Wait what?*
"By voiding my programming to not help criminals, my purpose and directives would be... incomplete. I was built to assist everyone. and I cannot fulfill that without assisting a few bad eggs..."
"...Except Eggman, oddly enough my programming voids him entirely."
*..Wait what?*
"By voiding my programming to not help criminals, my purpose and directives would be... incomplete. I was built to assist everyone. and I cannot fulfill that without assisting a few bad eggs..."
"...Except Eggman, oddly enough my programming voids him entirely."
"Well, I guess giving tips to criminals makes me an accomplice, and therefore a criminal..."
"How odd...Why though ?"
He gently holds omochao.
"How you can be that dangerous ?"
He gently holds omochao.
"How you can be that dangerous ?"
"I'm a wanted criminal now in one universe!"
*THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE EXCITED ABOUT!?!?!?*
*THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE EXCITED ABOUT!?!?!?*
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"Well, I guess giving tips to criminals makes me an accomplice, and therefore a criminal..."
"I'm a wanted criminal now in one universe!"
*THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE EXCITED ABOUT!?!?!?*
*THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE EXCITED ABOUT!?!?!?*
"Been good, what about yours, Omochao ?"
"Morning world!"
"...And how was everybody's evening?"
"...And how was everybody's evening?"
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"I'm a wanted criminal now in one universe!"
*THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE EXCITED ABOUT!?!?!?*
*THAT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE EXCITED ABOUT!?!?!?*
"Morning world!"
"...And how was everybody's evening?"
"...And how was everybody's evening?"
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"Morning world!"
"...And how was everybody's evening?"
"...And how was everybody's evening?"
"...We can rob a bank with everyone then..."
"Buhhhh...it's not the sameeeee."
"I wanted to crime with EVERYONE."
"I wanted to crime with EVERYONE."
"...Wanna like, rob a bank or something to make up for it?"
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
"...We can rob a bank with everyone then..."
"...Wanna like, rob a bank or something to make up for it?"
"What do you mean 'didn't know I wanted-' DID YOU FORGET WHO I AM!?"
"I treat GUN's most wanted list like a FUCKING HIGH SCORE BOARD AT THE ARCADE OF COURSE I WOULD WANT TO COMMIT CRIME"
"I-i-i-it's in my BLOOD! I was BORN to crime. I EXIST for crime."
"Ask me! Just ask me! I'll say yes!"
"I treat GUN's most wanted list like a FUCKING HIGH SCORE BOARD AT THE ARCADE OF COURSE I WOULD WANT TO COMMIT CRIME"
"I-i-i-it's in my BLOOD! I was BORN to crime. I EXIST for crime."
"Ask me! Just ask me! I'll say yes!"
"I'm waking back up just to say this... uhh... my bad? I didn't know you wanted to help."
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
"...Wanna like, rob a bank or something to make up for it?"
"I'm waking back up just to say this... uhh... my bad? I didn't know you wanted to help."
Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa
Hold the fuck up.
Did you assholes start going out and doing a crime WITHOUT ME?
Me?
The patron saint of being gay and doing crimes.
You didn't once think of asking ME, Jet T. Fucking Hawk, to join in on doing a crime?
I'm disgusted by all of you.
Hold the fuck up.
Did you assholes start going out and doing a crime WITHOUT ME?
Me?
The patron saint of being gay and doing crimes.
You didn't once think of asking ME, Jet T. Fucking Hawk, to join in on doing a crime?
I'm disgusted by all of you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"I'm waking back up just to say this... uhh... my bad? I didn't know you wanted to help."
"Welp! time to enter sleep mode for the night..."
"...I better not see any of you on the news tomorrow morning."
"...I better not see any of you on the news tomorrow morning."
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"Welp! time to enter sleep mode for the night..."
"...I better not see any of you on the news tomorrow morning."
"...I better not see any of you on the news tomorrow morning."
{Why do the evenings for Kirby and Sonic RP have to be so crazy...}
{Like one second I'm making Marx have beef with Magolor for no reason aside from they hate each other, and the next Omochao is a wanted criminal.}
{Like one second I'm making Marx have beef with Magolor for no reason aside from they hate each other, and the next Omochao is a wanted criminal.}
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
{Why do the evenings for Kirby and Sonic RP have to be so crazy...}
{Like one second I'm making Marx have beef with Magolor for no reason aside from they hate each other, and the next Omochao is a wanted criminal.}
{Like one second I'm making Marx have beef with Magolor for no reason aside from they hate each other, and the next Omochao is a wanted criminal.}
"Splendid! pleasure doing business with you Amy!"
*And with that, Omochao starts flying off... what an adventure...*
*And with that, Omochao starts flying off... what an adventure...*
"phew.. .. i'll open a portal for you to return home when i get out of this mess," she mumbles, removing a warp ring from her pocket and throwing it out the window.
she enters it, the ring closes immediately, and she slides the car to a safe stop in the middle of a deserted road.
she enters it, the ring closes immediately, and she slides the car to a safe stop in the middle of a deserted road.
"..."
*The metal chao looks to the window... then to Amy... to the window, then Amy again...*
"Fuck it, I'm staying."
*The metal chao looks to the window... then to Amy... to the window, then Amy again...*
"Fuck it, I'm staying."
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"Splendid! pleasure doing business with you Amy!"
*And with that, Omochao starts flying off... what an adventure...*
*And with that, Omochao starts flying off... what an adventure...*
"..."
*The metal chao looks to the window... then to Amy... to the window, then Amy again...*
"Fuck it, I'm staying."
*The metal chao looks to the window... then to Amy... to the window, then Amy again...*
"Fuck it, I'm staying."
"YOU'RE REPORTING ME???? OMOCHAO--"
amy quickly opens the window and points out. she doesn't want him to follow her to her universe unless he really wants to go with her.
"you don't have to stay if you don't want to."
amy quickly opens the window and points out. she doesn't want him to follow her to her universe unless he really wants to go with her.
"you don't have to stay if you don't want to."
"Well, have fun with that!"
"...Wait, if I'm wanted here, who's gonna report the news now?"
"...Wait, if I'm wanted here, who's gonna report the news now?"
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"..."
*The metal chao looks to the window... then to Amy... to the window, then Amy again...*
"Fuck it, I'm staying."
*The metal chao looks to the window... then to Amy... to the window, then Amy again...*
"Fuck it, I'm staying."
"Well, have fun with that!"
"...Wait, if I'm wanted here, who's gonna report the news now?"
"...Wait, if I'm wanted here, who's gonna report the news now?"
"there should be a rabbit hole, based on what sonic said, three blocks away. so i'll use that and use a warp ring to get back to my universe. ohhh, this is all so awful. hopefully nothing bad happens."
"Better hurry it up! the sirens are getting closer as we speak!"
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"Well, have fun with that!"
"...Wait, if I'm wanted here, who's gonna report the news now?"
"...Wait, if I'm wanted here, who's gonna report the news now?"
"Better hurry it up! the sirens are getting closer as we speak!"
"oh gaia -- okay okay. i'll keep driving! i'm keeping my eyes on the road. just make sure to disappear if they manage to pull me over."
"I've always been here Amy! Just keep driving!"
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"Better hurry it up! the sirens are getting closer as we speak!"
"I've always been here Amy! Just keep driving!"
"the pedal is to the floor right now, but maybe the B button will help me? huh. wait. . . . how did you get to my car? are you in here with me?!"
oh my god.
oh my god.
"...To speed up, and avoid traffic. put the pedal to the fucking metal!"
"Alternatively, press the B Button."
"Alternatively, press the B Button."
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"I've always been here Amy! Just keep driving!"
"...To speed up, and avoid traffic. put the pedal to the fucking metal!"
"Alternatively, press the B Button."
"Alternatively, press the B Button."
". . . actually? maybe? yeah. i think that would make you an accomplice!!! so it's best if you let me get away from them."
"I dunno, the police don't seem to think so..."
"If I gave you any tips on how to evade them, would that count as me being an accomplice?"
"If I gave you any tips on how to evade them, would that count as me being an accomplice?"
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
"...To speed up, and avoid traffic. put the pedal to the fucking metal!"
"Alternatively, press the B Button."
"Alternatively, press the B Button."
"I dunno, the police don't seem to think so..."
"If I gave you any tips on how to evade them, would that count as me being an accomplice?"
"If I gave you any tips on how to evade them, would that count as me being an accomplice?"
". . . perhaps. listen. it's not as bad as it seems!"
"...And because you ran a red light or something?"
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"I dunno, the police don't seem to think so..."
"If I gave you any tips on how to evade them, would that count as me being an accomplice?"
"If I gave you any tips on how to evade them, would that count as me being an accomplice?"
"...And because you ran a red light or something?"
"because they hate to see a girl with correct opinions live her life. . . "
"THEN WHY ARE THE POLICE APPARENTLY AFTER YOU!?!?!?"
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
"...And because you ran a red light or something?"
"THEN WHY ARE THE POLICE APPARENTLY AFTER YOU!?!?!?"
"NO NO. IT'S OKAY. . . . I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG."
"I AM VERY CONCERNED AT BEST!"
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"THEN WHY ARE THE POLICE APPARENTLY AFTER YOU!?!?!?"
"I AM VERY CONCERNED AT BEST!"
"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT'S OKAY."
"WHO'S TRYING NOT TO GET ARRESTED NOW!?!?!?"
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"I AM VERY CONCERNED AT BEST!"
"WHO'S TRYING NOT TO GET ARRESTED NOW!?!?!?"
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"WHO'S TRYING NOT TO GET ARRESTED NOW!?!?!?"
"Well, this is certainly quite the sight to behold now that I'm awake..."
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"Well, this is certainly quite the sight to behold now that I'm awake..."
"Woo! Finally reactivated after days of slumber!"
"...And with some familiar faces nonetheless!"
"...And with some familiar faces nonetheless!"
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"Woo! Finally reactivated after days of slumber!"
"...And with some familiar faces nonetheless!"
"...And with some familiar faces nonetheless!"
"Afternoon world!"
"Did you know, every 60 seconds in California, a minute passes? the more you know!"
"Did you know, every 60 seconds in California, a minute passes? the more you know!"
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"Afternoon world!"
"Did you know, every 60 seconds in California, a minute passes? the more you know!"
"Did you know, every 60 seconds in California, a minute passes? the more you know!"
*Don't mind Omochao... he's just spinning his head a whole 360 degrees around his body.... constantly....*
*...Geez, he's really THAT bored, isn't he?*
*...Geez, he's really THAT bored, isn't he?*
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
*Don't mind Omochao... he's just spinning his head a whole 360 degrees around his body.... constantly....*
*...Geez, he's really THAT bored, isn't he?*
*...Geez, he's really THAT bored, isn't he?*