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FTL is the prequel to Factorio
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
FTL is the prequel to Factorio
General Tso’s… on a pizza?
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
General Tso’s… on a pizza?
Cream cheese is the opposite of peanut butter
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Cream cheese is the opposite of peanut butter
Dr Mario still has his license?
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Dr Mario still has his license?
Even notepad is ass these days.
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Even notepad is ass these days.
To learn a new language fast, move to a country that speaks it. Skip dual-booting. Install Linux over Windows.
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
To learn a new language fast, move to a country that speaks it. Skip dual-booting. Install Linux over Windows.
45 kph is such an awkward speed
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
45 kph is such an awkward speed
Learn a trade. Or learn finance. Or both.
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Learn a trade. Or learn finance. Or both.
Click bait metastasized into engagement bait
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Click bait metastasized into engagement bait
Bees don’t fly straight
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Bees don’t fly straight
Who doesn’t jerk off five times a day?
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Who doesn’t jerk off five times a day?
Ban kernel-level anti-cheat
November 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ban kernel-level anti-cheat
No 👏 digital 👏 security 👏 without 👏 physical 👏 security.
October 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
No 👏 digital 👏 security 👏 without 👏 physical 👏 security.
Purity tests are bullshit. Earth can have as many moons as it wants.
October 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Purity tests are bullshit. Earth can have as many moons as it wants.
Honeybees can determine odd and even numbers
October 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Honeybees can determine odd and even numbers
You don’t need a smart phone to 2FA
October 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You don’t need a smart phone to 2FA
Rough time to be a canary
September 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Rough time to be a canary
Brain damage: 0/10. Do not recommend
September 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Brain damage: 0/10. Do not recommend
Does your laptop resent you?
September 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Does your laptop resent you?
Bloomberg is government controlled media
August 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Bloomberg is government controlled media
Oreo spelled backwards is Oreo 🤣🤣🤣
August 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oreo spelled backwards is Oreo 🤣🤣🤣
What the Flock
August 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What the Flock
Throw out your motherboard
August 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Throw out your motherboard
LLMs are replacing cows and disrupting big milk
August 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
LLMs are replacing cows and disrupting big milk