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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
– Kramer [S3:E11] #Seinfeld
June 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.
– Jackie [S7:E3] #Seinfeld
June 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Well, I was under the impression that I could take anything I wanted from your fridge, and you could take whatever you want from mine.
– Kramer [S7:E13] #Seinfeld
June 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce.
– Jerry [S8:E8] #Seinfeld
June 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books.
– George [S9:E17] #Seinfeld
June 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM