If I won the lottery nobody would know but there would be signs (I’d buy a Frank Lloyd Wright house)
May 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If I won the lottery nobody would know but there would be signs (I’d buy a Frank Lloyd Wright house)
I am 33 and yesterday for the first time ever started using a menstrual disc and let me tell ya this thing is LIFE CHANGING?????
May 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I am 33 and yesterday for the first time ever started using a menstrual disc and let me tell ya this thing is LIFE CHANGING?????
Since nobody interacts with me or follows me on here I think this is a safe space for me to say that I think the band sleep token is dogsh*t
May 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Since nobody interacts with me or follows me on here I think this is a safe space for me to say that I think the band sleep token is dogsh*t
Getting in and out of a barbell hip thrust when your weight plates are square is noooooot great
May 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Getting in and out of a barbell hip thrust when your weight plates are square is noooooot great
Dead Kennedys played in NYC and I didn’t know 😔
May 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Dead Kennedys played in NYC and I didn’t know 😔
Ahhh yes certainly the millennial girls need to make ChatGPT write a motivational letter to them as Aelin Galathynius. So necessary and worth you know….the energy and water that consumed for no fucking reason at all??? I truly hate loving popular things dude cause this is so cringe…
May 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ahhh yes certainly the millennial girls need to make ChatGPT write a motivational letter to them as Aelin Galathynius. So necessary and worth you know….the energy and water that consumed for no fucking reason at all??? I truly hate loving popular things dude cause this is so cringe…
Today my father told everyone at dinner that I “throw like a boy” as if he wasn’t around for my 11 years of softball into eventual varsity level play?
April 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Today my father told everyone at dinner that I “throw like a boy” as if he wasn’t around for my 11 years of softball into eventual varsity level play?
Had that girl doing the “caveman skincare method” pop up on the TL and that had my ass cleansing, EXFOLIATING, treating and moisturizing bitch…
April 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Had that girl doing the “caveman skincare method” pop up on the TL and that had my ass cleansing, EXFOLIATING, treating and moisturizing bitch…
Here is one Wilmie for your evening
April 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Here is one Wilmie for your evening
I had a cinematic length dream last night about the next pandemic being VOMITING. There were ppl vomiting everywhere at every turn. Uncontrollably. I woke up mid dream, went to the bathroom, went back to sleep and it KEPT GOING!
April 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I had a cinematic length dream last night about the next pandemic being VOMITING. There were ppl vomiting everywhere at every turn. Uncontrollably. I woke up mid dream, went to the bathroom, went back to sleep and it KEPT GOING!
I tried to snag a preorder for the switch 2 and naturally kept getting an error message at checkout. Bummer but also ehhhh
April 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I tried to snag a preorder for the switch 2 and naturally kept getting an error message at checkout. Bummer but also ehhhh
I booked too many clients tonight but one of them told me she thought I was 27 so it’s all okay actually
April 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I booked too many clients tonight but one of them told me she thought I was 27 so it’s all okay actually
Very sad to find out that they don’t make the Oura ring in tiny little weird baby hand sizes
April 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Very sad to find out that they don’t make the Oura ring in tiny little weird baby hand sizes
So happy that epic universe had a media day yesterday so I can finally see it. I need to gooo
April 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
So happy that epic universe had a media day yesterday so I can finally see it. I need to gooo
I personally *love* the IG story ads with the 6 products that you somehow always click one of and open 1,000 times a day
April 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I personally *love* the IG story ads with the 6 products that you somehow always click one of and open 1,000 times a day
I kept Isla home from school today cause she told me she didn’t want to go (she has a small cough, no fever and mood fine) but she cried when she realized I was keeping her home??
April 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I kept Isla home from school today cause she told me she didn’t want to go (she has a small cough, no fever and mood fine) but she cried when she realized I was keeping her home??
What is it like to be so unbelievably fuzzy and tiny
March 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What is it like to be so unbelievably fuzzy and tiny
I got tattooed yesterday and it’s my first time using second skin and it feels so scandalous….no work??? None? Nothing to do? Let it rock? Not stuck and slimy on my clothes during the day or sheets at night? Unbelievable
March 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I got tattooed yesterday and it’s my first time using second skin and it feels so scandalous….no work??? None? Nothing to do? Let it rock? Not stuck and slimy on my clothes during the day or sheets at night? Unbelievable
There is nothing more calming than me to think about how nice Isla probably feels after her bath when she comes in and I neatened up her room. It’s prob so cozy and relaxing for her. She helps me now, of course, but I love making her space comfy and clean.
March 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
There is nothing more calming than me to think about how nice Isla probably feels after her bath when she comes in and I neatened up her room. It’s prob so cozy and relaxing for her. She helps me now, of course, but I love making her space comfy and clean.
This episode of Severance was completely gutting. Time for bed!
February 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This episode of Severance was completely gutting. Time for bed!
Yanno…I can lift pretty heavy weights but I started a Pilates program last week and damn this shit is fucking programmed with malice and hatred it’s insane
February 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Yanno…I can lift pretty heavy weights but I started a Pilates program last week and damn this shit is fucking programmed with malice and hatred it’s insane
The lady in front of me at Starbucks ordered a venti pink drink. It’s 7:34 AM. That is a big cup of milk for 7:34.
February 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The lady in front of me at Starbucks ordered a venti pink drink. It’s 7:34 AM. That is a big cup of milk for 7:34.
I just tested out my DB bench for 80 lbs pls clap
February 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I just tested out my DB bench for 80 lbs pls clap
Okay so I just sent Ryan one of those “if you know your girl which armor is she choosing” and it’s the dark fantasy type animations and I swear if he doesn’t remember I’d duel wield daggers I’m gonna be so bummed !!!!
February 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Okay so I just sent Ryan one of those “if you know your girl which armor is she choosing” and it’s the dark fantasy type animations and I swear if he doesn’t remember I’d duel wield daggers I’m gonna be so bummed !!!!